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Friday, May 29, 2009

Sex Talk: Blowing Smoke ©

Friday’s here and not knowing what to post I decided to finish the Sex talk and because I was in a mood I wrote a regular post you can read HERE if you don’t care to read the sex talk.
I am playing catch up this weekend for what was practically a lost week for me but hopefully I can get caught up with everything before the next crisis.
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He stared at the fog stuck on the mirror trying to penetrate it with his eyes but he couldn’t until he brushed the mask away to reveal his face.
Looked deep into his hollow eyes he followed them back a week to a little bistro in the market.

He was walking along the sidewalk when he first saw her sitting on the patio, all alone sipping a spritzer while smoke trailed from the lit cigarette in between her fingers.
As he got closer he took in her silky long legs that disappeared under her white cotton dress.
Her long dark hair framed her beautiful face.

As he turned up the walkway their eyes briefly met in passing before he disappeared into the bistro only to emerge a few minutes later where he found a table across from hers.
Their eyes met once more and held each other for a brief moment before he pulled out a chair and sat with his back to her.

Who was he and who does he think he is he thought?
Does he have any idea who she is and who her husband is?
No one turns his or her back to her.
The waitress came to the table and took his order then walked away to get him his drink.

He was lean and neat but she could see the strength in his chiseled looks and the fire that burned in those dark eyes of his when he looked at her.
Beneath those clothes she knew there was a man of steal, a beast that could devour her.

The waitress walked out of the bistro carrying a tray with a glass on it filled with a dark amber fluid in it.
“Your bourbon sir”, she smiled at him as she put the glass on the table.

“Put that on my bill” said a voice from behind the.
Without turning he told the voice behind him that he buys his own drinks and passed the waitress a twenty and told her to keep the change.

Insulted she rose from her chair and walked over to his table and stood in front of him.
“I have never been so insulted like this before, by anyone” she snapped at him.

“I’m shocked”.
“When I first saw you sitting there I thought to myself, now there is one hell of a whore”.
“Who would have thought there was still a little virgin left in you”?

“Do you have any idea who my husband is”?
“A fool”?
“I’m Susanne White, Emerson White’s wife”.
“Like I said, a fool”.

Her eyes filled with fury as she took one small step forward before his cold stare stopped her in mid step.
Turning to go, his voice froze her where she stood.

“Sit down”, he said.
“Like you, no one tells me what to do”.
“I said sit down”.
“Fuck you”.
“Maybe after we discuss the details of our business”.

“What business, I don’t know who you are,” she said.
“Me, no you don’t but you know Spider and he sent me”.

She stood there staring at him for a few seconds.
Just then he stood up then walked around the table and stopped right in front of her.
He was so close to her he could feel her breath escaping her lips.
She looked deep into his green eyes searching for a weakness but she didn’t see any.
His presence excited her.

Without taking his eyes off of her she pulled the chair away from the table and held it there until she slowly lowered herself to it then walked back around to his seat.
“So I understand you have some employment for me”?
His voice woke her from the trance she was in and carefully looked around the patio.
“Yes, I need something taken care of”.

He leaned back into his chair and looked upon her, studying her facial features.
Her eyes.
She had beautiful cold blue eyes.
Her make up was subtle and her dress was daring to say the least.
“So what can I do for you”?

She moved in closer to the table, “I need someone…….taken care of”.
“You mean you want someone killed”, he asked.
He saw her eye twitch at his words.
“You don’t have to be so brutal about it”.
“Killing is a brutal business”, he said.
“Who is the lucky person that you want to express you affection too”, he asked?

She paused for a second and then as if trying to reach out silently with her lips she began to say the name.
“Can I get you something else to drink”, asked the waitress.
She jumped in her chair.
The waitress seemed to have appeared out of thin air and scared her.
“No, no I don’t” she said.
“I’ll have another bourbon and get this lady one as well”.
“I hate bourbon”.
“That’s good, make hers a double then”, he said to the waitress.

“I told you I didn’t like bourbon”.
”You’re going to need it”
“And why is that”.
“You haven’t heard my price”.
“I haven’t told you who I want you to dispose of”.
“Then who is it”?
“My husband”.
“$250,000”.
“What”!?
“That’s my price even if you wanted the pool boy knocked off”.
“ I could probably get the pool boy to do it for a tenth of that”.
“Then maybe you should” and then started getting up.

“I’ll give you $100,000”.
He put his sunglasses on and started to leave.
“OK, as you wish, $250,000”.
He stopped, turned and sat back down.

“I will give you half now and the other half when the job is done”, she said.
“You will give me the money all up front and I will do the job then when I am done you will never see me again”.
“How do I know you won’t take my money and run away with it”, she asked?
“You don’t”.

The waitress came back with their drinks and placed them down in front of each of them and he passed her some money and told her to keep the change
Picking up the glass he held it in front of him and said, “Cheers”.
She took her glass in her hand and saluted him before taking a sip from it.
Her displeasure showed on her face as her lips curled away from the poison in her glass.

“How will I get in contact with you she asked him”?
With his right hand he reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a cell phone then passed it to her.
“Take this phone, it’s clean”.
“I will call you on it in a week so make sure you have the money ready”.
“If you don’t answer, I won’t call again”.
“If you don’t have all the money, I won’t call again”, he said.

Instinctively she raised the glass to her lips and took another sip of the burning liquid.
She could feel it burning its way down her throat warming up her whole body.
“I will be ready”, she coughed at the taste of the bourbon snuck back up through her nose.
He then rose to his feet and started to leave when she grabbed his hand, “You don’t have to leave yet, do you”?

He looked at her and could see the lust burning in her ice blue eyes.
Picked up his glass he emptied it then put it down on the table and took a step closer to her.
Reaching out he touched her face feeling the soft skin of her cheek then traveled down her neck.
His hand opened and gently took her by the throat with his strong hand then let it slip down the front of her dress taking one of her breasts in his hand, rolling her nipple between his fingers.

He looked down at her beckoning eyes as his fingers increased the pressure between them.
A moan escaped her lips as she slid back in her chair with her legs writhing under the table.
“Maybe next time I can stay and play but now I have an appointment with a blonde”.
Releasing her breast he turned and left the Bistro.

She spent the week running around town collecting money she had hidden away in various bank accounts but it wasn’t enough.
She had to sell some of her jewelry but it didn’t matter, she can buy more later when she inherited all of her husband’s money.
Her husband being out of town most of the week made it easier for her to do what needed doing but he would be back on Saturday, tomorrow.

She hated him.
She married him for his money and for the last ten years she has had to endure his sarcasm and verbal abuse but not for long.
Soon she will get what she deserves as will he.
She was almost ready just short $20,000.
He will just have to trust her for the difference.

Turning away from the mirror he walked into the steam filled shower and let the scorching water bounce off of his chest and run down his body.
His hands passed over his face pushing the hot water back over his hair to run down his back.

She lay in the hot bath lost in her thoughts.
She lay there shopping all over the world in her thoughts when she heard a ringing in the back of her head.
This is when she realized the phone he had given her was ringing and she jumped out of the tub then ran down the hall naked to the bedroom where the phone sat on her bed.
Grabbing it she quickly flipped it open just in time to hear the click on the other end.

Damn, she missed his call and he said he wouldn’t call back.
She sat on the bed and let her wet body fall back into the comforter.
Holding the phone in front of her she opened it up and started looking at its features.
First she started playing with the different ring tones and then found the vibrate feature at the bottom and set it on then felt the phone vibrating in her hand.

Leaving it on vibrate she passed the phone on her chest passing it over he breasts then resting the corner of the phone against her nipple leaving it there to wake up her desires.
She lay there thinking about his finger pinching her nipples and how it made her pussy quiver and when he pinched it hard she though she was going to cum all over the chair on the patio.

Looking down on the phone she flipped it open again and closed it trapping her hard nipple between the vibrating phone and pressed hard squashing her nipple until she began to moan with pleasure.

Her left hand moved down between her legs and started rubbing her moist pussy, slipping her finger in and out slowly fucking herself.
She arched her back spreading her legs wider as she slipped two fingers inside her rubbing her swollen clit as she assaulted her steaming pussy.

Rolling over on her stomach she moved the phone between her legs and gripped it there with both hands while she ground her cunt against the hard body of the vibrating phone.
Her ass writhed more aggressively as she fucked herself, screaming her pleasure into the comforter when she finally couldn’t take it any more erupted over her hands and the phone.

She lay there drained with her face sunken into the mattress.
That’s when she heard the muffled sound of the phone started ringing again.
Her hand moved under body and parting her legs as her butt rose up to allow her to slip two finders inside her soaked pussy to pull the cell phone out from where it had finally slipped in.

Pulling it up to her ear she flipped it open.
“Hello”?
“Where were you”?
“ I was in the tub and by the time I got to the phone it had stopped ringing”, she answered.
Her nose caught the musty scent of her pussy on the phone.

“Do you have the money”, he asked?
“Yes; almost”.
“Is it yes or almost”?
“I have most of it”, she said.
“Most of it is not enough”, he returned.
“I am only short a little buit I am sure I will find the difference”.

There was a long pause on the other end of the phone before her said, ”Meet me tomorrow at 3247 Dawson St. apartment 422; be there by noon”.
“I will be there”, she said before the phone hung up on the other end.

She closed the phone and lay there on her back staring at the ceiling thinking then noticed the scent coming from the phone and brought it close to her nose taking a deep breath of her ecstasy before rolling over on her belly once more.

He stepped out of the shower over to where the towels hung and pulled a white one off to dry himself with.
When he was done he stood there looking at it before he hung it back up.
He didn’t know what he was looking for; maybe hoping more dirt had come off.
He walked over to the door then swung it open to the next room.

The door had 442 painted in the center of it.
She pushed the small button on the wall next to it and waited, she didn’t have to wait long before she heard the lock turn back and the door swung open.

She stepped past the threshold of the doorway as the door closed behind her.
Turning, she saw him standing behind her shirtless with his belt undone, as was the top button of his pants.
She didn’t know if she caught him dressing or undressing, either way it pleased her.

“Is that my money” he asked her as he nodded towards the expensive backpack she had slung over her shoulder.
“Yes it is”, she said then proceeded to swing the backpack from her shoulder but the shoulder strap caught her dress and pulled it off her shoulder down to her elbow revealing an ample breast.
She quickly pulled it back up but not before he had an eye full.

He took the backpack from her hand and swung it up onto the table and proceeded to empty it out.
He put the bundles of bills in neat stacks to make them easier to count.
She stood by uncomfortable as he counted out the money.

He counted it out three times then turned to face her.
“You’re twenty thousand short”.
“Yes I know, that’s all I could find but I will get you the rest when the job is done”.
“ I told you after the job is done you would never see me again”.

“Maybe we could work something out” she said as her tongue wet her lips.
“Do you think your ass is worth twenty grand”?
“I can make it worth more for you” she whispered as her hand reached out to touch his hairy chest.
He watched as she slithered up close to him and run her fingers through his chest hairs.
She kissed his nipples then ran her tongue over them before she started sucking on one.
Her left hand traveled down and started rubbing his balls at he same time.
She could feel his cock slowly swelling up under his pants.

He ran his fingers over her head sinking his fingers through her curls grabbing a fistful of her hair then prying her from what she was doing.
He held her there for a few seconds staring into her eyes looking for something before mashing his lips against hers, pulling her tight to his body.

Grabbing her head with both hands he took her lips into his mouth and kissed her with a ravenous hunger.
Pushing his tongue into her mouth.
Her arms wrapped around his neck as her legs slowly climbed up and around his waist where she perched herself while he sucked on her tongue.
Her nails dug into his scalp and back of his neck as he moved down to her neck and bit into her so hard she gasped in surprise then moaned with pleasure.

His teeth sank into her soft skin while his tongue caressed her neck, numbing the pain and enhancing her pleasure at the same time.
The scent of her perfume drove him insane and he slowly danced across the room to the bed where the lay down with her under him.

Slowly he made his way down her body pulling the dress off of her shoulders at the same time.
Down past her breasts exposing them both to allow his hunger to feast on each one with his hungry mouth, sucking on each of her luscious fruits.

Her head pushed back into the mattress as she arched her body up trying to get him to swallow her whole.
His hand slid up her leg pushing away the folds of her dress, up and over the thin panties covering her soft ass.
His fingers slid between her legs and started rubbing her pussy while his lips continued to torture her nipples.

Her moans began to fill the room as she began to grind her pussy into his hand as hard as she could.
He moved from her nipples back to her mouth then took her lips once more into his to taste her burning desire for him.

He pushed himself erect with one arm and looked down at his hand.
Gently he pushed her legs apart then pushed a finger behind the thin strip of material and into her wet pussy.
Then another; pushing them both in and out a few times before pulling his finger back out then tasting one.
“I think you’re just right, what do you think”, he reached up and she took his fingers in her mouth licking her juices from them.

Positioning himself between her legs he moved down between them, kissed and biting the inside of her thigh then running his tongue softly over her soft skin.
Pushing her legs wider he bent down and pressed his lips against the small strip of material guarding the door to the inferno growing inside her.
He rubbed his face against her crotch absorbing her intoxicating scent while her fingers ran through his hair egging him down with a little more pressure.

Now laying with his face directly over her pussy he pushed her legs as wide as they could go then pushed his way past the strip of material to taste her hot pussy with his lips for the first time.
Passing his tongue over her lips, tasting her anticipation on his tongue for the first time.
His face moved fluidly between her legs with purpose and experience, which showed in her body language as it danced a tangled waltz under his assault.

It wasn’t long before his lips found her swollen clit then proceeded to give it all of his attention.
He teased her clit with his tongue and sucked on it with his lips.
Her legs moved around his head then pulled herself closer to his mouth, locking him there in that position with her legs.

His fingers sank into her thighs and he gorged on her pussy.
She was rubbing herself against his face while he pressed into her, sucking and slurping her cunt.
Her heart was racing as she fucked his face.
No one had every made her feel this way until now.
Her body was fully awake for the first time.

His tongue lashed out at her pussy and made her body shake with ever stroke of his wet whip as I beat over her throbbing clit.
Up and down, back and forth it went as it spun her brain in different directions each time.
She started moving her hips faster and faster against his mouth as the fire inside her built up more and more against his hungry lips until she couldn’t contain herself any more and erupted in a series of spasms.
He tightened his grip and he held her firmly against his mouth still chewing madly away driving her insane orgasm after orgasm.
Even when she begged him he held on tight to her pushing her body to two more orgasms.

When she lay limp on the bed he pushed up and took one step back and undone his pants to let them fall to the floor.
He took his hard cock in his hand and started stroking it up and down a few times before he called out to her, “Come here”, he said.

She slowly rolled over to her sides and made her way to the edge of the bed.
Placing her feet on the floor she stood up then pushed the dress down past her hips to the floor and stepped out of it.
Them brought her hands together pulling off her wedding ring and placing it on the table next to the bed before she walked up to him.
She looked up into his eyes before she surrendered then slowly lowered herself in front of him and took his hard cock in her hand.

She ran her tongue along his shaft a few times before she engulfed his head with her lips and ran her tongue over it.
Holding it in her right hand her mouth glided over his cock taking it in then out to lick the outside of it before taking it between her lips to pump it back and forth like a well oiled piston.
She went down, took his balls in her hand then place each one in her mouth one at a time sucking on each making him stand up on his toes when she did.

He rested his hand on the back of the head and started moving his hips back and forth meeting her lips as she dove down on him meeting his thrusts while fucking him with her mouth.
Her thumbs were digging into his thighs as she veraciously swallowed him up time and time again.
She sucked on his cock until her cheeks hurt when she stopped and looked up at his face for his approval.

Bending down he picked her up and walked the four feet to the bed then tossed her on the mattress.
Opening her legs he pulled her to him by her legs and pushed inside her.
As wet as she was, she was still tight to push into and he could feel her body tense up to his thick intrusion into her pussy.

Using his legs he pushed hers wider as he slid up higher onto her body and deeper inside towards the core of her ecstasy.
When he was fully in her he pushed even harder, grinding into her pelvis with all his strength while she exposing herself as much as she could to get more of him inside her.

Slowly he started pumping his hips back and forth, each time pushing it as deep and as hard as he could until he settled on a rhythm that had the bed dancing along with them.
The pace stayed the same until her moans became louder which only served to fuel him on picking up the pace.

Her nails raked his back and sides as her head swam in a renewed fever of lust and desire to cum again while he hammered her into the bed.
She could hear the low growl escaping from his throat as he thrashed her pussy with his hard cock until she couldn’t hold herself any more and wrapped her body tightly around his then erupted in a series con convulsions.

When her hold on him lessened he pushed up, his hard cock slapping against him then using his left hand he guided her over onto her belly.
With his thumb he moved one of her cheeks apart and let a stream of spit fall down the valley between her cheeks then moved his thumb between spreading it smoothly over his next point of entry.

Taking hold of her butt with both hands he spread her cheek enough to push past them to knock on her back door.
Her resistance only made him push a little harder until he felt the head of his shaft past her guard and inside her.

He could feel her slowly push against him only pulling away when he trying to force his way farther in.
Her hips rocks back and forth taking him in her slowly until he was pushed all the way in to the hilt.
Laying on her back his lowered his lips to her ear and asked, “Does it hurt”?
“Yes”, she said, “but don’t stop”.

His hips started moving in and out from between her cheeks as her moans of pleasure filled the room.
“Fuck me harder” she begged and he in turn increased the beat of his thrusts.
Her hands pushed against the headboard kept her from being driven into the wall.

His world began to spin as he felt his body tense up to release the mother load between her legs and he did.
Gushing inside her with every thrust until there was nothing left inside him then fell onto he back and they both lay there silently breathing heavily and exhausted.
They stayed like that until he slid off of her and went to take a shower.

The door opened and he stepped back into the room.
She lay on her side staring at him as he walked in.
Walking over to the bed he stopped at the edge of the bed and bent down then took a pack of cigarettes from the drawer.

Her hand reached up and took his cock in her hand and began to stroke it back to life again.
Its girth spread her finger wider apart as her hand pumped it up into a firm erection then pulled it down like a slot machine arm to her lips too lick the end of it and try to hit the jackpot.

His fingers fumbled with the pack as her mouth engulfed his cock but he managed to get a smoke out as he rocked back and forth on his heels.
He dropped the pack towards the open drawer where it spun briefly before falling back into the drawer.
Her mouth was driving him insane but he still reached back into the drawer to pull out the lighter.

Holding the base of his shaft her mouth curled around the top sucking on it hard before plunging him deep into her throat while her hand squeezed his balls.
She held him deep, slowly releasing him while increasing the suction until she reach back to the top where she repeated it over and over again until she saw his knees buckle and knew she had him now and squeezed him balls harder while she pulled with her lips then felt his hot cum erupt in her mouth.

The smoke dangled between his lips as his eyes rolled back with his head leaving him staring up at the ceiling fan.
He then moved forward and looked past the bed and out of the window.
The sun was falling off in the distance.

Raising the lighter he struck it with his thumb lighting his cigarette then blew a cloud of smoke towards the window.
He looked down and watched his limp cock slip from between her lips leaving a trail of cum running down her chin.
He placed the cigarette between her lips then leaning over he placed the lighter on top of the table before putting his hand into the drawer once more to get another smoke.

A crimson cloud splattered across the window while two curls of smoke tangled together in the air.
Looking down on the floor he could see his cum dripping from her mouth into the growing pool of blood.

“Mr. White there is a man here to see you,” said the servant to his master.
“Who is it”?
“He didn’t say, he said you would know”.
Emerson White sat back in his chair and let his mind search then looked at the butler and told him to show the man in.

He walked into the large study filled with books all around and to the ceiling.
Emerson White was sitting behind a huge desk waiting for him.

“It’s done, I’m here for my money,” he said.
“How do I know it’s done and you are not here to steal my money?” returned Mr. White?
He reached into his pocked then pulled out a ring and placed it on the desk.
“I do what I’m paid for and I am here for my pay”, he said.

Emerson White took the ring in his hands; it was Susanne’s.
So it’s done.
The whore was finally out of his life.
He put the ring back down onto the desk and looked at the man standing in front of him.
“Have a seat, can I get you a drink”, he asked.
“No thank you, just my money and I will be gone”.

Emerson got up from the desk and went to the back where he kept his safe,
Opening it up he reached in and took out a packet of bills then reached in for another.
His fingers brushed the barrel of the gun he kept in the safe and paused for a split second but decided against it then took the rest of the money and closed the safe.

Returning to the desk he placed the two neat piles in front of the killer.
“You can count it if you like”, he said.
“I don’t need to”.
“Maybe we could do some business in the future”, said Mr. White”?
“ I doubt it”, he said.
“You never know I may need you services in the future”.

He took the money and placed in the briefcase he had brought with him.
“You don’t have a future Mr. White”.
“What”?
“You should have gone for the gun in the safe”?
“What are you talking about”?
“She paid me you know, probably with your money”.
He took out the 9mm out of the suitcase and screwed the silencer to the front of it.
“But she is dead you said you killed her”, cried White
“ I did and she is but she still paid me and I always do what I’m paid to do”.
“I will pay you double what she paid you”….

Two muffled thuds echoed in the room followed by a door closing in the distance.

Have a nice day

Walker

Sick N Tired ©

Can someone out there answer a question for me?
At what age are your kids considered adults so you could punch them out?
I mean it’s not like it isn’t going to be a fair fight or anything like that and the chances are the parent would get the better of it especially if you wait until your ninety to drill the little fucker in the head.
Mind you at ninety I would probably have to start swinging on Monday to hit them by Friday.
Can you imagine a ninety year old man charged for child abuse for punching out his sixty year old son.

D2 has been sick for the last few days and her and her sister have turned practically the whole house into a disaster area.
And bossy……….

I don’t do bossy, I mean I take instruction and volunteer to do things but no one bosses me around.
Ask me politely and chances are I will do it but after the fiftieth get me ……… I said fuck that.

I want to meet that asshole that said have children and you will rest.
Rest when?
When I’m dead.
“Ok, how fucken sick are you”, D2 is an accomplished faker.
“Groan, groan, groan”
“What”?
“Groan, groan, groan”
“What, speak the fucken up”.
“Groan, groan, groan, I’m thirsty”

Over the next hour there was a 2 liter bottle of ginger ale, orange juice, green tea and water sitting in front of her as she asked.
“Groan, groan, groan”
“What now”?
“Groan, groan, groan, I’m thirsty”
“Well drink something you have in front of you”.
“Groan, groan, groan, I want fruit punch”.
“Yeah I’m about ready for a punch now to”.
“Drink what you got because that’s all you’re getting”.

“Groan, groan, groan”
“What now”?
“Mumble, mumble, mumble”
“What's that, your thumbs up your ass”?
“No, I want a thermometer”.
“I got one of those somewhere”.

I went and got it and passed it over to her then went back to the kitchen to chop up some broccoli tops for cream of broccoli soup.
I heard her calling out to me from the living room.
When I am in the same room with her she is almost a mute but when I am in the kitchen she is like an opera singer on some stage screaming her ass off.

I walk into the living room and she is lying there wrapped in the comforter and the thermometer stuck in her mouth.
I asked her what she wanted and she mumbled, “How does this thermometer work", as it rattled around her teeth.
"Well, first you clean it then put a little lubricant on the tip before you use it".
“Why”?
“When you’re using an rectal thermometer like that it makes it easier to slip it up your butt with a little lubricant”.

“EWWWWWWWW”
She started spitting it out.
“You’re joking with me”.
“No, what do you think those brown stains are from”
“EWWWWWWWWW”!!!!!!!!!!
“Why didn’t you tell me it was an ass thermometer”?
“I thought you knew it was a rectal thermometer, you know everything else”.

I took the thermometer from her and it said 100.6f.
She had a bit of a fever so she wasn’t lying again.
That’s where her sister showed up with some movies that were so bad they both passed out.
The silence didn’t last long as the bloody phone rang and it was D2’s friend boy.
Well you’d think they found a miracle cure.
She vaulted over the coffee table, snatched the phone from my hand and did the 15 steps to up stairs in 1.5 seconds.
Must be the Green tea.
An hour later when she hung up she was back on the couch with the plague again.

Then she was complaining she was cold and hot and cold then hot and wanted me to fetch her a hot compress for her head.
I get back with the compress and pass it to her but she dropped it on the floor and refused to take it because it now had germs.

Germs

This is the girl who not more that two month ago took her lollipop from her mouth and let the dog lick it for a few seconds before she stuck it back in her own mouth.
The same dog who not more then a minute earlier had been licking his pecker and chewing the fleas off of his balls.

I walked back from the kitchen with a new streaming towel and you could hear her muffled screams after the flying towel smacked her in the face and wrapping around her head like an octopus.

It wasn’t long before she got grumpy and ordered her sister out of the house and lay there drooling on my couch occasionally rolling over to puke out the strawberries she pigged out on.
The next day she walked around stoned of cough syrup trying to be a stand up comic with Frick her a straight man.
She spent more time chasing him than lying down resting.

Later that evening she showed up with a script she had written for a play they have to perform and wanted me to look at it for her.
I made a few changes for her that’s she liked then ran off to rewrite it with what I added.
I have been helping her with some of her drama homework.
Seems I have a flair for drama but what do you expect, I am Greek after all HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

Today as I lay back in my bedroom with my new Bong coughing my lungs out while trying to forget the last three days I stepped out after I was done and D2 was standing outside my door with the bottle of cough syrup and a spoon saying she thinks I need to take some too.

Have a nice weekend

Walker

Monday, May 25, 2009

Still Here ©

I’m here, I’m here and no AB I am not dating, especially not with Inia wrapped around me like a python.
I figure I’m either going to have some strong gluts or live with rug rash for the rest of my life.

Nope, I’ve been a slug.
Lying about on the couch like Frick.
Some might say I was being lazy.
I see it as recharging the batteries from a wild weekend of debauchery.
It was an orgy of sweets from cannolies to donuts then usually ended up in the bedroom burning it off.
Something new I leaned the other day to.
A woman can snag your cannoli from both ends if your not watching.
Must be the cream filling.

This was also the first time I had a woman stay over with D2 in the house and I was a little nervous.
Well, until the dress slid down her body to the floor and I forgot my name let alone that I had a kid around someplace.
Actually she was still in school and said she had practice that evening so it gave us two hours to ourselves.

I’ll spare you the gory details, oh stop complaining I got three sex talks lines up for you soon.
Anyway, about an hour and a half later and totally exhausted I suggested we clean up before D2 got home.
I get up and put on my shorts on then open the bedroom door and who is standing not ten feet away?
D2

“OMG I heard everything”!!!

Now, as a parent I’m thinking “shit”.
As a fifty year old man I’m thinking, “ A witness to prove I can still do it without dieing”.
Just think how Inia’s feeling, she hasn’t met D2 yet.

I asked what she was doing home and she said they cancelled practice,
Oh well, what’s done is done.
For the rest of the weekend we all had a good time getting to know each other. D2 thought it was fun taking pictures with my camera of everyone’s butt she saw on the street.
She got a few nice ones too, “wink”.

The weekend went well and as it passed D2 and I found ourselves alone and me being as I am I asked a few questions and she had a few to ask too.
I don’t know if having me for a father is a good thing or not but the only way I know how to answer difficult questions it to bluntly go where it scares the shit out of me and be frank about it.

“Why was she screaming”?
“Well, she was having an orgasm”.
”But she was screaming for a long time and what was all that banging”.
“Ummm, she was having multiple orgasms and I was trying to keep her down on the bed”.
“Why was she trying to get out of bed”.
“She wasn’t”.
“The why were you holding her down in the bed”.
"I wasn’t she was just thrashing around”.
“Why was she thrashing around”?
“Because she was having an orgasm”.
“Why was she having and orgasm”?
“Because I was helping her have one”.
“How”?
“Get a book”.

As I sat down later thinking to myself.
I thought about the weekend and what we do that impacts our children.
How they see what we do and learn things to use in the future.
My kids know I smoke and they know what my feelings are towards it.
D2’s friend boy told her how much he would like to smoke one with me and I told her I’d knock his block off if he tried to before the age of 19 which is the legal drinking age and until then he will have to sneak around like I did and do it.

By the end of my thoughts I started laughing to myself.
Can you imagine down the road when D2 gets a boyfriend and her expectations of their sex life is based on what she heard that night from my bedroom.
I sit here laughing at the thought of having a future SIL show up at my door because D2 sent him to find out how to make a woman scream like Inia.
I guess it's all in the cannoli HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I"m still here and have six posts started just haven’t finished them yet but they will be coming soon.
Time is the enemy here and the weather, how can you stay in when the weather is this beautiful.

Have a nice day and a Happy Memorial weekend to my American neighbors

Walker

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Whatever Happened To Walker? ©

Whatever happened to Walker?
Where has he gone and who’s sitting in his place?
Whatever happened and what’s wrong?
Where, where has he gone?
How far and for how long?

He was here and then
Where did he go?
Where has he gone and who the hell are you?
Where, oh where
Where has he gone?

What kind of trouble is he in?
What has he done and can he still run
Whatever happen?
Whatever happened to Walker?
Oh, Whatever

You people are a tough crowd.
Why wouldn’t I put a post like the last one?

Scratching head

My everyday life is like that.
I just show you a tiny bit of it.
Mostly the weird bits and I don’t always swear.
I mean I have to go out in public to and be as anal as the rest of the world to get something out of it.
See, I haven’t cussed a word out yet.

Today for example, I had to take D2 to the doctor because she was in agonizing pain because it that time of the month had rolled around and she get these cramps that have her screaming like a banshee and banging off the walls.
That’s not a good thing when your sitting downstairs stoned out of your mind listening Tom Jones on Michael Manning’s blog.

So I took her to the doctor today so I had to be the concerned father and act the part.
She hasn’t seen a doctor in 13 years.
So I find a clinic close to here and we headed off for her appointment.

D1 joined us for the trip there and all the way there she was asking me if I was going top behave.
What the hell does she think I’m like in public?
I can be civil, professional.
I mean I went through the whole phone book to find her a doctor then book her an appointment for the same day.

We find the place and we walk into the waiting room and the counter where the receptionist took her name and health card number.
After we sat back to wait for her to be called.
I was sitting next to a guy with purple hair and a staple through his nose.
I’m thinking; I’m glad I’m not his old man.
Next to him was some guy who looked like he was lost from the Saturday Night Fever set.
Just then a doctor steps out and calls out a name, the kid with the stapled face stood up and Vinnie next to him said he was his father and left with him.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Doris Day was the mother.

We sat around for about twenty minutes when the door opened up and the father walked down the hall holding a zip lock bag containing a urine sample at arms length followed by a worried staple face teen.
The doctor then went in and called out D2’s name and we stood up and followed him into the examination room.
We entered the room and he closed the door behind us and we found a place to each sit.
The doctor then asked her what the problem was.
She dropped her head into her lap and said nothing.
The doctor cracked a joke and she smiled but still said nothing.

I’m saying nothing.
I mean, he is asking her right?
I can mind my own business…….
Yes I can and I can watch my language thank you very much.

The doctor tried a few more times and got a few barley audible mumbles out of her then he looked at me and said, “What’s the matter”?
“Her pussy’s broken”.
Well he asked.
After that I didn’t have to say a single word she didn’t want me to do any more of her talking.

And the pictures I posted, it’s not the first time I posted pictures of flowers.
I put up a bunch not to long ago with some of the vases I had acquired.
Speaking of acquiring I found something for Mike that blew his mind away.
It was an estate sale.
Cost him a short drive and three hundred bucks for copper pictures worth thousands and looks great on his wall.
The problem was that it was seventy inches long and forty-two wide and Mike was a small car.
For twenty miles I sat in the front seat stoned holding on this thing so it didn’t fly out the open hatch while he whizzed down the highway while dodging canyon size potholes.
I wish I had a picture of it but I don’t but I will next time I go over.
It’s a scene of the plains of Africa pushed out of the copper.

It’s the least I could do after all the rides he gives me like when he drove me to pick up a picture I bought for my bedroom.
This hot Italian lady had it for sale for a price I wasn’t really willing to pay for but after heated price negotiations we finally came to a price we could both live with and I think it looks great in my bedroom.
What do you think?



So you see, I can write a post without any swear words but I am curious.
Some of you have been reading me for a while and have seen me slowly emerge into boob loving, pussy licking…… myself, here over the last four years and many of you are new and never seen the mellow part of me before.
Can I use the word mellow?
Actually it’s why I have Last Soul, so you wouldn’t have to deal with that side of me either.
This way I can have fun on this blog instead but would you rather I be whom you usually see here or the tamed down version of how I was?

Have a nice day

Walker.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Two Lip Feast ©

One of benefits of living where I do and in a city that boasts over 200 parks is that I can go anywhere within walking distance to enjoy the outdoors.
We have been having our annual tulip festival so we headed out armed with our cameras looking to capture a few memories.














































Have a nice day

Walker

Friday, May 15, 2009

Lizard Hears A Peep ©

Ring Ring

Groan…….

Hello
What?
Who the fuck is this?
What?
Hold on……..

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!

It’s fucken 8:30 A fucken M.
Your ass better be greased to be waking me up at eight fucken thirty
You have a question?
If it’s, “Are you pissed for waking you up at 8: fucken 30”, the answer is “YES”.
So what’s you damn question?

Say what?
Hold on a second, I got to get my glasses I hear better with them on.
Ok, now say that again.
Uhhhhhhh huh, that’s what I thought you said.

Are you on crack or something like that?
Acid maybe?
PCP
Peanut butter?

Let me understand this correctly.
You have this cat house on your balcony for you cats and you let them out because the weather is so nice and you found that a bird had used the inside as a nest and now one of your cats is sitting on the eggs and incubating them.
I see……………is the cat’s name Horton?
Lizard……I see……

If you ever call me at this time of the morning again I’m going to set your phone on vibrate and make you swallow it then put you on auto redial, bye.

What do you mean wait?
WTF do you want to tell you?
You want to know if the cat will hatch the eggs and treat them as her kittens or should I say birtens.
Lizard’s a he, I see.

Listen to me very careful.
You live in an apartment with six fucken cats.
Cats, do you understand that?

CATS

Lizard, is not incubating the eggs to become a mommy.
He’s calling first dibs on the squab.
Fuck, he probably ate mommy first which isn’t unusually to see pussy swallowing the bird.

I don’t know what you should do.
Got any bacon?
I’m going back to bed.
Sick fucken people.

9:30am

Ring Ring

Bloody hell

Hello

Didn’t I tell you not to call me this early?
You knew I was awake.
Of course you knew I was awake you fucken woke me up.
What is it now?
Your fish is stuck in the alligator skeleton and you don’t know what to do.
You are on drugs aren’t you?
No, no, no you say you don’t do drugs but you have to be if not then you fucken need them.
I don’t know what to do, throw the fucken eggs at it.

Now leave ME ALONE, Inia’s stopping by to go to the Tulip Festival then back home to plant ours, so DON’T call again. until Tuesday.
Yeah, Tuesday.
Because we got a lot of planting to do.

Have a nice weekend

Walker

Monday, May 11, 2009

Mother, What A Day ©

So, how was mother’s day?
Anyone get fucked, cum on raise their hand if you go your tally whacked, I got fucked by everyone?
Ex, SIL, Ex SIL, mother, father, brother, kids, friend boys of the kids and, AND friends of friend boys, a couple of my friends, well, everyone but Inia but she promised later when I am not so sore to bust my balls the way I like getting them busted.
I knew it was going to be a busy day so I woke up late so that my headache would be as big as my hard on.

The clock said 10am and my mother wanted to be sitting down and eating by 1pm.
So I stumble down the hall with Frick by my side doing his morning handstand.
See, Frick and I are have been together for a long time and are matched up perfectly.
You see, he’s a little fucker and was from the time he was a fucken kitten.
I got him from some milk farmer in bum fuck deep woods Quebec where even the bears get scared when they hear banjo music.

From the start all he loved to do is chew on me and 18 years later it’s still his favorite past time followed closely to being spun on the computer chair at warp speed until he flies across the room.
That’s something to see, a 15-pound feline astronaut spinning through the air like a helicopter propeller.

No sooner after he crash lands he is back at the chair with his head going round and round trying to match the speed of the spinning chair so he can jump on it again.
You would think that after 18 years he would wait until it would slow down before he jumps on but no, he has to be Evil Furball Frick and go for it so the arm rest could smack him upside the head.

The good part is that his head slows it down enough for him to get on in the second attempt where he begins to whack me with his claws until I start spinning the chair at warp speed again as he stretches out to the four corners of the cushion and hooking his nails in to see how long he could hold on for.

Every morning he runs next to me and slips his tail in my hand so I can jack up his back paws so he could walk down the hall on two paws.
I think I have given him to much catnip over the years.
After checking in on D2 I went downstairs and started the stove then began to prepare a couple of things I was bringing next door.

Walking back from the stove I looked at the sink and it was fucken full.
I mean it was empty the night before but now looked like….where the fuck did they come from.
D2 cleaned her room.
I didn’t know if I should have been happy she cleaned her room or freak out for having eight dishes and 6 glasses in her room for god knows how long.
So now I had dishes to wash too

I first washed the dishes then the veggies I had to chop and put a pot of black-eyed peas on the stove.
I make a salad with them.
In between that I sat here to write a quick post yesterday and read a few blogs before the phone rang.
It was my mother she asked me to ask my EX if she wanted to come over too.

The Ex had been by the day before and said she wasn’t going to see her mother because the sister her mother lived with forbad anyone to go see their mother.
Yeah, I want to slap the bitch too.

I told my mother I didn’t think she would come because I knew her sister was stopping by at her place for the day.
To be honest I feel a little disjointed when she is around because of our history but it was mother’s day and why not, besides like I said her sister was going over so she would probably say no, right?

I sat at the computer and Imd her as she doesn’t have a phone and she is usually on the computer most of the time looking for eggs.
I said something like.

Hi, my mother said if you have nothing to do you can come by for mother’s day Bbq but I told her you were probably busy with your sister”.

Do you see how I worded that?
Sneaky eh?

Her response was, “We’ll be there by 1pm”.

We?
What does she mean by we?
NO, no there can’t be a, "we".
My Ex drives me nuts as does the Ex Sil and my Sil is going to be there and fuck she drives me nuts on a daily basis.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Ok I can figure this all out……….I’m fucked I figured.

By 12:10pm I am done what I was doing but there are still utensils in the sink.
D2 comes down and dumps four large containers with lids in the sink.
What the fuck is that?
They were in your school bag?!
The phone rings, it’s my mother telling me my father is outside with the bbq.
D2 and me are going to have a fucken talk.

I walk out the back door and there is my father rolling down the laneway with the bbq.
What the hell was he doing?
He says it was to close to the car and didn’t want any explosions.
My father is terrified about gas bbqs.
He calls them BBbombs.

The first gas bbq I got him he ignored the instructions and turned the gas on full with the lid down for about 10 minutes before he hit the ignite switch.
It looked like and Apollo launch.
A big flash of light and the lid on its way to the moon.

So after he has the bbq 100 feet away from his car, he gets me to start it while he stands behind my brother’s truck, which is three feet away from the bbq.
Once it’s started he shoos me away and heats up the grill until he is ready to throw the meat on it.

First he throws 27 hamburgers on the grill and after they were done he puts on 36 pieces of chicken.
As the chicken was about done we heard a popping sound and if you’re a frequent outdoor chef you know what that sound means.
Out of propane; so we closed the lid to trap any heat that may still be there.
Luckily the chicken was only a few minutes from being done.
As we stood there my mother came out holding 3 packages of cheddar cheese brats and as me and my father looked at each other trying to see who was going to tell her that the tank was empty my Ex and her sister walked up the laneway early and passed over four pounds of Greek sausages they had just picked up from across the street.

The old man just walked away without saying a world and leaving me standing there with 40 weenies pointing at me and me with nothing left in the tank to do anything about it.
You know what’s coming up next don’t you?

I undue the tank from the bbq and turn for the car but I can’t take the car because there is a big stainless steal bbq blocking the exit so I lug the tank out of the yard and down the street to have it replaced.
Three million miles later and the fucker is full and 20 pounds heavier then I got to walk back home.

I get back at the house and hook it back under the bbq then go inside and drop on the chair.
Thirty seconds later my mother called and I went back outside and lit the fucker for him then went back inside to deal with my ex and her sister.
I don’t know how the conversation got twisted around but we ended up on the subject of vibrators.
It was probably me, I know the ex Sil hates sex and hasn’t had any in 20 years and thinks people who have sex are heathens who are all going to hell, to burn and fry for eternity.
I don’t know about her but it's fucken freezing up here in the winter and am doing my best to go to hell.

So she asked what a vibrator was.
Yes people she doesn’t know what one is, so I told her to ask her sister, my Ex who said “Ummm I don’t know”.

“Uh, say what”?
“Now cut the crap and tell your sister what it is, fuck”.


I hate when adults act worse than children, it’s probably why so many kids are fucked up by the time they leave home.

“It’s a thing that vibrates and woman use it”.
“What kind of thing”.
“You know a thing”.
“Where do women use it”?
“Down there”.
“Down where”?

Makes you wonder why I stayed with this family for twenty years.

“Down between your legs”.
“Why do you put it on your stomach”?
“Not your fucken stomach for fucks sake”.
“You stick it in your pussy like a damn cock and fuck yourself with it”.


“OMG”!!!!!!!!!!
“ People do that”?!
"Millions of people do that”.
“And where do they get these vibrators”.
“They sell them everywhere, usually at all the sex stores”.
“They have sex stores”?
“Where the fuck have you been for the last fifty fucken years”?
“Hold on”.


Now I was dizzy in disbeleif and in one of my moods.
I run upstairs where I still have a couple of vibrators left and one in particular that could scar the bejezuz out of anyone.
It's about 10 inches long and thicker than my arm.
I bring it downstairs and toss it to her.

Its only been used as a neck massager so no big fucken deal but when it landed on her lap it was someone had cut the cock off a horse and dropped in on her crotch and she freaked out.
I picked it up off the floor where it had fallen after she jumped up and was currently dancing around the coffee table trying to stay ahead of the marauding rubber penis.
When she finally stopped and sat back down I held it while she looked at it.

“Oh, that looks fake”.
“It’s to big and nothing like the real thing”.

Now I have to agree with her for the most part because I don’t think every guy is packing a ten inch ten pound cock in his pants but like I said I was in one of my moods, wink.

“What are you talking about, every man has one like this in his pants”.
“Didn’t you husband have one like this”?
“NOOOOOO, wasn’t even half of that and if he did I wouldn’t let him get close to me with something like that”.
“Is yours like that too”?

“Hell yeah everyone’s is, just ask your sister right there next to you and some guys are even bigger than this”.
“WHAT”!!!!!!!!!!
“Oh yeah some guys can pop the eyes of a mare if the get it in the wrong hole imagine if it was a woman”.
“What do you mean wrong hole”.
“You know, up the ass”.
Her eyes were now bulging with shock

“You mean up the ass”?
“Yeah, some woman like it up the ass”.
“Oh that’s disgusting and imposable for any woman to take something that big in their ass”
“But it’s true but you don’t have to take my word for it, you can ask your sister right there next to you”.

HA HA HA I don’t know whose eyes bulged out more but at that moment my mother called for us to go next door and eat.

The rest of the evening was more of the same with other subjects I may post about later or maybe never.
Family is entertaining as is everything else in life if we stop, look at it and enjoy it on the stage we create for it.

Have a nice day

Walker

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Mother Daze ©

From day one
From the very beginning
You were always there
Smiling back
After you crack the broomstick over my head

From your bed I came into the world
You smiled and said
“Oh shit”
And knew I was trouble
From the start

From the window you watched
As I stole the old man’s car
And said nothing
Nothing at all
She knew he’d bring donuts back or die

From between the sheets another had come
A weasel and a cheat
Who he had tried to trade on the corner for a sweet
But she caught him
Then beat him with a side of beef

From dark filled alleys
She wandered filthy streets
Searching for me
Looking to see if I was alive and still fat
Probably to beat me with another baseball bat

From the depths of hell
Dieing on the floor
Armed with only a spoon of caster oil
A slap upside the head
She brought me back to fuck up again

From where I began
To where I am
I walked through hell without a care
With an angel on my shoulder
Swinging big stick at my head

Happy Mother’s day Mom

I want to wish all the Mothers, Aunts and anyone doing double duty a Happy Mother’s Day.

Walker

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Bit's "n" Pieces ©

D2

“Look, I’m home on time”.
“You’re drunk and stoned”.
“I am not drunk and I am NOT stoned”.
“Yes you are”.
“No I’m not”.
“Stand away from the wall”.
“FINE”!
“Now get up off the floor”.
“………………………….I can’t”.

“Here’s a blanket”

D2’s BF

“She only had one drink”.
“I SWEAR she didn’t smoke anything”
“ I didn’t know it was her first drink ever”.
“It was probably the Red Bull she mixed it with the vodka”.
“Why do you want me to close me eyes”?

“Here’s a blanket”

Papou and YiaYia

“Why did you buy chicken”?
“Why, because I was sitting here hungry while you were outside poking the dirt with a stick for four hours and I got hungry”.
“ I wasn’t going to cook today and just eat the Mousaka”.
“I don’t want Mousaka again we are always eating leftovers because you’re too cheap”.
“So instead you spend thirty dollars on chicken”.
“Well I am not eating chicken we are having the Mousaka and we will eat that chicken tomorrow”.
“I told you I am not eating leftovers again and I will not eat the Mousaka”.

“Dad, why are we eating Mousaka and roast chicken today”.
“YiaYia and Papou are fasting”.
”Oh………is it going to be Easter again”?

Friend

Knock, knock

“Hey, I’m out”.
“You know, you got some big balls not to accept my calls from jail”.
“Why do you want me to close my eyes”?

Ex and Ex SIL

“Hi Walker, it’s my birthday and D1 asked me to stop by.
“Um she said 6 pm and it’s uhhh 2 pm”.
“Yeah I know but I thought we can stop by and you can by us a drink”.
“Us”?
“Surprise it’s me to”.
“Oh yeah, I need a drink too now”.

“Here you go, a rye and coke for you, an double Amaretto for you and a tequila for me”.
“Happy Birthday”.

“Who knows if Walker gets us drunk enough he could take advantage of us”.
“HA, HA, HA “!!!
“HA, HA, HA”!!!

“HA HA HA but I'm not getting drunk”.

D1

“So, how old is Inia”?
“42D”.

D2

“Dad”?
“Yeah”
“I think Frick peed on me”.
“That’s nice”.
“When can I get off of the floor”?
“When he craps on you”.

D2’s BF

“When can I get off the floor”?
“Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again”.
"Up where............."?

Have a nice day

Walker

Sunday, May 03, 2009

A Post ©


HA HA HA!!!!!

Have a nice day

Walker