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Saturday, February 21, 2015

Words Of Wisdom ©

A kid today asked me ``Why do you say fuck so much``
Why the fuck do I know, because I'm Canadian.
No, that wasn’t my answer
So I think about it for a bit.

Let’s see, I was born on the border of Quebec and Ontario to immigrant parents.
On one side they want you to be French and on the other side they want you to be English. At home they want you to be Greek.
The French don’t understand the English
The English don’t care to understand the French and the Greeks they never understand period but they all understand one word.
So my answer was simple. ``Fuck off kid``

Have a nice weekend


Sunday, February 08, 2015

Time For A Reality Check ©

They say we are supposed to learn from our mistakes but as I look at the world I am baffled and dismayed.
We are supposed to be a civilized world with supposedly respect and compassion for others.
With all this new technology we are developing we are supposedly getting even farther out of the Stone Age.
People are living longer…supposedly.

To say I am confused would be an understatement,
To say I am frustrated would be putting it lightly.

Who do I blame for all of this, the state of the world?
The politicians?
The clerics?

Politicians, they talk about the shit happening around them.
Then they debate about it for twice as long
Take a two month break for the summer then come back and start back from the beginning to refresh their memories while all hoping this delay has solved the calamity on its own saving them a decision.

Clerics, A bunch of fucken pimps from the popes/Ayatollahs right down to the Priests/Shaikhs who recruit their followers.
People who interpret and twist words to lure the poor, lost and angry to their bullshit.

Society, Our zeal to quickly move forward so fast we have left more than half the world still back in the Stone Age and instead of aggressively educating these people we take the easy way out by giving them tools they never got a chance to learn how to respect.
You don’t take the sticks and stones from the Neanderthal and give him a computer or a AK47 until we taught him how to respect life.
Now who is going to teach us?

God, what a fucker this guy is or her.
Allah is on our side,
In god we trust it says across a lot of our money.
All these morons believe in the same god.
If we took the three main religions which represent at least half of the population of this planet we can place them in the same family group.
The first testament was all of their first bibles.
Talk about a dysfunctional family.
This is when they were all equal, brothers and sisters with a common cause, survival.
In time, as is in all families that outgrow their home they spread out and over the millennia they all loose contact with their past and become strangers to their own in the future.

The world is going down the poop shoot and we are letting it.
Why do we even have a United Nations?
From my perspective there should be an equal amount of troops from each country who has signed onto this union on constant standby with their only allegiance to the UN and only them.
Otherwise it’s nothing but a club for old politicians to go to argue while they wait to die.
If someone doesn’t like it then they can pack their shit up and leave.

UN troops are supposed to be a unbias police force.
It should be.
Instead it’s a farce.

Organization like ISIS should be dealt with immediately.
The UN should be able to deploy troops like any sovereign country sends out the police to deal with a crime but we let certain superpowers have vetos.
A guard dog with no teeth is called a pet.

Those who have it in mind to commit atrocities must also have the fear of being punished for it in their heads also.


Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Nuts, But Not Mine ©

Well Itisi some real news from the home front.
Here I am again.
The year is almost over and I find myself single again.
Am I bitter?
Yes, but not because we broke up but because of the way it was done.
For starters I was I was betrayed.
She signed up on a dating site while still going out with me.
She didn’t have the stones to come to me first and tell me she wanted out but kept me on the ropes sitting at home thinking there was a woman in my life when if fact there wasn’t
I knew there was something wrong a few weeks earlier and I went prowling around and I found her.
I didn’t confront her I just sat back and waited to see what she would do but like I said she didn’t have the stones to say anything to me.
I had to phone her and make her give me an answer but she still denied she wasn’t looking for someone else.

If there is a nightmare situation when it comes to long distance relationships this would be one of them
I think to myself where did I go wrong.
When she went for surgery I was there taking care of her and driving her father around to appointments
When her son fucked up on a trip to Florida while she was with me in Canada I consoled her and had to swallow my principles to the point I almost puked but because I loved her… then I offered to shield the boy even take him here to Canada to avoid any trouble.
Does any of that count?
Are all women like this?
I hope not.

You would think as a fucken courtesy she would have at least broken up with me like a real woman instead of slithering around in the grass like she did.
Am I bitter yes but not for her leaving but for bringing her into my family.
At me for thinking she was a better person that she actually was, is.
Looking at her history I should have seen it much earlier but love blinds us to the point we even forget our moral obligations.
It’s a sad day but not in my life.
I can actually take a breath of freedom and pity the next bastard.

Saturday, August 02, 2014

The Walker News ©

I’ll just pretend I haven’t been gone for I don’t know how long.
I have so much to blog about I have stopped blogging.

The world is gone to hell and back.
They are talking about marriage licenses that will have to be renewed every five years thus avoiding divorces, you just don't renew.
I wonder if you would have to go for an emissions test every two years as well.
Better stop eating tex-mex food if you do.

The United States still has a Black president.
To be honest with you I thought he would have been shot by Dick Cheney in a golfing accident by now.

I like Obama.
You know who else I like, John McCain
I bet if Party lines were abolished the world would be a lot better place.
Just like I believe if we nuked the Middle East all our problems would be over and just think how many condos they could build there in 500 years when its safe from radiation.

Germany won the world cup and Brazil is still suffering from poverty.

They are planning on sending astronauts to Mars.
Apparently they will have to sleep for three years.
Now, not to sound prejudice or racist in any way but just going by the stereotypical representation portrayed by Hollywood over the last hundred years, isn't this just another job suited for illegal Mexicans?
I’m just saying.

There is a major Ebola outbreak in Africa, U.N. workers have evacuated the area but say even though the best authority to the disease died from it we are told there is nothing to worry about.
In other news, displaced U.N. workers have volunteered for the mission to Mars

Toyota stock holders celebrated another GM recall.

Putin denies giving ground to air missiles to Ukrainian separatists and its true.
He gave them to the Russian soldiers before they became Ukrainian separatists

Jay Leno is gone, Letterman is still here and Conan has made Purgatory his home.

This is just a bit what has been going on in the world which in some way still effects you and me.
T’ill next time, whenever the fuck that will be, chow and good health, wealth to everyone.

Have a nice weekend


Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Speed Limit Is 55 ©

Today I turn 55. Sounds more like a speed limit and in some way it is.
It’s usually the speed I have to run to the washroom more often now than I used too when I was younger. It’s funny, when I was younger I would just piss behind a tree but as I got older I would rather fight to get to the washroom before I piss my pants.
I guess it’s a matter of pride.

 Fifty-five, sounds like a big number, but is it?
It’s but a spec of a second in time when we compare it to the universe who in it’s self is a spec in time its own reality.
In these 55 years I have witnessed a lot of shit.
Smoked a lot of it too.

I embraced rock and roll as my mantra, not because of it’s loud anger or its audacious expression of life from its most primal level of being but because it said it plain and simply in a language I understood.
Even when the lines were blurred the lyrics made sense to those of us who lived those words.

As those words gripped your soul with reality it was the thunder behind them that pulsed the blood through your veins.
Disco came and we all took a whirl but it only gave us the thunder to keep us moving.
Rap, I have always bad mouthed rap and I will admit I have been unfair, not that I like it now but I might of taken it more seriously if they'd pulled their pants up from the start.
I had to cut rappers some slack one day when I heard some rap on the radio.
It’s not so much that I agreed with it but at least I could understand what he was talking about, unlike Bob Dylan singing.

Rock n roll, from the cave men to the Rolling Stones, “who are almost just as old”, have beaten the drums that tell us about living. Its been said rock n roll crawled out of rhythm and blues who in itself comes out of blues gospel and country music.
At least that’s what the experts say but when I look at their research they fail to point out that all of these genres that are supposedly all linked together have one thing in common.
That's the common person, you and I.

So all that said, on my 55th birthday I share with you one of my favorites.


 Have a nice day


Friday, March 14, 2014

Calling Ground Control ©

Fuck the Bermuda triangle, stay away from the South China Sea.
Fight MH370 leaves Malaysia for Beijing then poof, gone.
Six days and not a spec of debris.
Forty ships and forty planes from an international force are searching the area for any possible sign for the missing plane with its over 200 passengers.
Families of said passengers desperately waiting for some word about their loved ones fate.
Six days now and nothing.

Are they looking in the right place?
They have brought in satellites to help in the search but the only thing they found with them were two sperm whales getting in on.
Billions of dollars in technology and the best they can do is whale sex.
Is there a you tube post I can watch?
Maybe it’s on facebook.

Now they are saying for four hours after the plane disappeared from radar it’s Rolls Royse engines were still communicating with the mother plant.
Huh, I don’t know what’s stranger, the fact that the engines knew the plane was still flying around for four hours after it disappeared and the airport didn’t or that the engines can communicate with the plant they were made in via satellite and I can’t get a cell tower for a signal on my phone.

I have been listening to the different possibilities but have yet to hear one mention Aliens or some kind of time dimensional shift sending those poor bastards to a different realm of time or space.
Yeah, yeah it sounds nuts until you wake up one day and you’re being probed by some ugly fuck and it isn’t Saturday morning.
Then we have to beg Will Smith and Jeff Goldbloom to save us.

You know, I don’t feel bad any more about loosing my cell phone in the house, these fucks lost a giant airplane worth millions.
You would think for all that money someone would have thought to put in find plane features like we have for the phone.

Have a nice weekend