blue moon (2)

Monday, August 25, 2008

Sex Talk: The Dating Game ©

Five days, four dates with three different women.
Yeah someone got two dates and a lunch tomorrow but don’t read too much into that yet.

Details you say, you want details?
You’re not READY for details.
Hell, I don’t think I am either and I was there.

You know, when I was younger, dating was harder or at least that’s the way it seemed.
We used to get spruced up like a bunch of peacocks hoping to get the attention of some chick and maybe get lucky.
Most times you were lucky not to wake up in the morning without a hangover.
Maybe that’s why so many guys called their dogs Lucky so they could say they got lucky back at their place.
I wasn’t allowed to have a dog so I called the vacuum Lucky.

Most of the woman my age 30 years ago played hard to get and you had to work to get around the bases but today among women my age, I find it’s safer bolting the fucken door closed to stay alive.

I don’t know what it is?
Is it realization that life has moved closer to the end and we don’t have time to waste with the strutting around phase and go straight past GO and collect your 200 licks or is it that we already know what we want and just go for it without the preliminary rituals.

Don’t get me wrong, I love sex and I love women more than apple pie but there is something to be said about earning the piece of ass you’re about to enjoy.
I love the courting process to find out what there is about a person that attracts you to them before pulling a woman to me and take her into my arms then wrapping my lips around hers while gently lowering her to the floor to spent the next hour enjoying the soft flesh of her body before stripping her completely naked to taste her cherry basket.

Now, one kiss and she naked pushing you on the couch so she can crush you balls with her knee when she dives on you.

Do you still want details?

Hmmmm

First off, all three women I spent time with in the last five days were nice, weird but nice but who’s to say I’m not another acorn myself.
Oh, wait I think I better refresh your memories again.
Remember my BBQ where I said some of my female friends brought some women for me to meet?
This was them and I didn’t go out with all six BTW either, barely survived the three I did meet up with.
I figure they would probably come up with more than the hookers my male friends were thinking about.

Thursday I went to our local fair to hook up with one of the women I met at the bbq.
It wasn’t really a date but an excuse to go to the fair with someone instead of alone.
I figured with my kids 400 miles away with my SIL and EX and the Ex’s siter at the Greek festival it was safe to go there without having to try and explain to everyone who I was with
.
S is a very nice lady with a basket full of surprises as I found out 150 feet above the ground.
I met her at the gate at the fair because she only lives a few blocks from there and I paid our way in.
She is a lot younger than me at 27 but like I said, it wasn’t a date just a body to walk with at the fair.
We walked around the grounds looking at the different stalls and joking around together for about an hour.
After that we stopped at one of the many beer stalls and had a couple of pints before we went off to look for something greasy to eat.
I don’t know what it is but fried greasy onions taste better at the fair.
We each had a sausage with onions and washed it down with a beer each.
After that we headed out to play a couple of games where I won her a stuffed bear by shooting a clown in the mouth with a water pistol sending a chipmunk to the top in a race amongst other clown killers.

After that we went to the midway to look at the rides there and found ourselves standing in front of the Farris Wheel.
She asked if we could go.
It’s been about 18 years since I have been on a fair ride so I figure what the hell eh.
We went and bought some coupons from the ticket booth and then went to wait in line with the rest of the people.
We stood there for about 15 minutes and chatted until a yellow bucket stopped in front of us and we hopped in it then took off up into the evening sky.

What happened next happened quick.
I don’t know if it was the beer or the adrenalin but she was in my arms kissing me.
The world was spinning in more ways than I could tell you especially with the big wheel picking up speed.
Things got really hot and I couldn’t keep my hands off of her tits for some reason and next thing I know we were tearing at each other.
I had her tits in my hand and she was tugging at my hard on in my pants and then she raised the stakes and it kind fucked up my disposition and where we now were.

She had my zipper down and was pulling my cock out of my pants.
At first my brain said WOOO HOOOO but my eyes were trying to explain to the brain that we were on top of a Farris Wheel that was spinning around and every so often was almost at ground level.

I thought to myself that she must want to jerk me off or something until her head went down, then I panicked.
If it had been anywhere else instead if this rickety bucket of bolts that shakes and rattled in more ways and directions than you could imagine, I would have been pleasantly pleased but all my brain could think of was the bump, shake or rattle that would cause her chomp the head of my dick off.
If that wasn’t enough to worry about, as I lay back in the seat looking at the sky a helicopter fly by.
With my luck probably filming live for the evening news which my parents watch every day.

I didn’t really enjoy it until we stopped at the very top and stayed there while they let off the people below.
You could see the whole city from up there, not that she saw anything
When we got a quarter of the way down I got her to stop by telling her to save some for later and she cuddled up to me as our yellow bucket slowly made its way to the bottom.

After getting off of the ride we made our way to a side entrance to get out of the fair grounds as fast as possible and to get to her place.
She lives in a loft with skylights over a futon mattress on the floor covered in a multitude of colored pillows.

We didn’t waste any time and started stripping on our way to the makeshift bed leaving a trail of discarded clothes then dropped into the pond of pillows and began to thrash around like two fish out of water.
She had nice round tits with nipple rings through each of them and these long soft legs my hands couldn’t stop touching.

You sure you guys want more details?

Have a nice day

Walker

25 comments:

Robyn said...

*fanning self*
Whew! my friend...good on you! You get your groove on! LOL!

Come by and see the last installment of my mystery trip!
Cheers!

Monogram Queen said...

Well I will never look at a Fair the same way again!!!

P.S. I totally think that women today don't know what it is to have some "mystique".... but it works. Oh it works!

Fire Byrd said...

last time I went a fair ground ride with a man, we were both 14 and when the ride reached the top I puked all over him.... I think you had the better deal here!

x

Anonymous Boxer said...

I'd like a cigarette please.

;-)

INNER VOICES said...

funny, thats about how i remember the fair... minus the after fair nipple rings... those werent as popular back then...

excellent post as usual!

Just telling it like it is said...

Wow that was like reading a trashy romance novel...I have to say that that kinda beats my going to the concert this weekend and drinking for 3 days straight...
ahhh Kind of reminds me of the days I used to hang out with my Canadian friends...
The drinking beer and eating greasy food part...I mean...
Well I am off to take a cold shower...and yes more details please...I have to live thought someone...

Just telling it like it is said...

I just want you to know that I had to send this story to all my family and friends..I know I have no life...

Puss-in-Boots said...

Jeez, some people have all the luck! On a ferris wheel, yet. I've heard of some kinky places but that beats them all.

Well, can't wait to hear what happened with the other two...

Peter said...

I have already confessed (Somewhere??) that I've never been on a ferris wheel, But I'm queuing up the next time there's a fair in town.

Gypsy said...

Some kind of wonderful indeed. Why'd you stop? It was just getting interesting...hahaha.

Is there going to be a Part 2 & 3 dedicated to the other 2 lucky ladies?

nachtwache said...

Hi acorn :), you have a way with words, no matter what you write about, there's always something that cracks me up. You're getting more conservative in your age, I doubt you would have had any such worries in your younger years. Maybe we'll get a clip on YouTube, 'frisky fair visitors'.
I'm with 'Monogram Queen' on this, women ought to let the guy do some courting.
The situations you get yourself in.... you crack me up! :D

Walker said...

Robyn : I think of it more like getting rid of the cob webs LOL

Walker said...

Monogram Queen: I must admit that I do enjoy the chase up to a point of course.
I know someone who has been chasing this one woman for over 20 years and still nothing

Walker said...

Fire Byrd: Ummm yes I think I did too lol

Walker said...

Anonymous Boxer : All I got is joints. will that do?

Walker said...

INNER VOICES: This new jewelry has me stimied a bit but i guys got to find a way around obsticles even in you get hung up once in a while lol

Walker said...

Just telling it like it is: HA HA HA You're sich a funny girl.
You melt iceburgs just by walking by and I am sure there are stories you could tell, come on admit it. lol

Walker said...

Puss-in-Boots: I didn't plan it that way actually I was hoping for a candy apple for a ferris wheel ride but I guess you can't have everything

Walker said...

Peter: Just make sure there bottom is closed and not open or made of glass

Walker said...

Gypsy: I think if there was anyone that was lucky it was me and in more ways than one.
I got to g et back into shape before I croak from a stroke.

Walker said...

nachtwache: I don;t thionk I am more conservative in fact if anything i am more liberal but there are some things that shouldn't be rushed.
I understand lust can hop skip and jump past alot of that and if its for just to subdue the beast I guess its ok but when you are looking for a mte you want to find more in a person than a good hump.

nachtwache said...

Yep, I think so too.

Just telling it like it is said...

Oh walker...
You sure do know how make a girl feel special

Just telling it like it is said...

I'm going to have to use that one melt icebergs...
okay I have a couple of stories...but I can't tell them like you do!!!

Walker said...

Just telling it like it is: I may be getting old but not blind ;)
I am sure you could tell them just right if you close your eyes and relived it.