tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-117067692024-03-14T07:36:55.563-04:00Lost Here and BeyondWalkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.comBlogger1101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-58332888450968052672018-11-26T01:09:00.002-05:002018-11-26T01:09:17.967-05:00Part Two: The Wall
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I picked up Buddy’s partner and drove to the hospital to see him.</div>
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We walked into intensive care and there he was, on a bed in an induced coma.</div>
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It seems that during the operation blood had leaked into his abdomen and to make matters worse he had contracted C difficile.</div>
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It was like a scene from a sci-fi show.</div>
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Above him were 2 large tv monitors showing all sorts of readings and hanging on a tube frame wall behind him there were no less that 16 IVs pouring all sorts of fluids into him.</div>
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All the tubes ran to a manifold taped to his arm where nurses would inject medications.</div>
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It was the first time I ever seen him without a smile.</div>
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His partner pulled up a chair beside him and wrapped herself around his arm while I sat there wondering where it all went wrong.</div>
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When my mother battled through cancer I used to have to drive her to the hospital every so ofter to get chemo.</div>
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I remember I wasn’t allowed in back with her so she ended up sitting there alone until one day Buddy showed up and sat with her knowing she was my mother and every time after that he was there when she went for chemo.</div>
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That’s what he did 2 days a week.</div>
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He helped people get through what they were going through and giving them some hope and comfort just by being there for them.</div>
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After the whole experience with my mother, Buddy and I became closer friends.</div>
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We still fought about money.</div>
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He trying to give it to me and me refusing.</div>
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He knew I didn’t get much from disability but I felt obligated to him for what he did for my mother and my brother had borrowed a large sum of money from him once that he never paid back which I felt guilty about.</div>
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I know it wasn’t me but…. You know what I mean.</div>
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Then there was the friendship thing and I didn’t want his damn money.</div>
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He tried to sucker me into taking ten thousand dollars once to pay off all of my debts and I walked out of the bank on him.</div>
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In the end we compromised.</div>
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I promised if I needed money I would ask and a couple of times I did.</div>
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100 here and 100 there……</div>
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That irritated him so every now and again he would show up at my door with a new laptop for me with the excuse that it was on sale so he got it for me because I needed a good working unit to fix his identical laptop.</div>
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Old people are sneaky and don’t forget it.</div>
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I never and will ever allow money to step between friendships and in times of need my friends have rallied around me as back up with their wallets open and I have refused them because to many times I have seen money poison relationships.</div>
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We made a funny pair when we went out together.</div>
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He was 23 years my senior but you wouldn’t know it.</div>
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Tall and wore suits, shirts and tie, hair always cut short.</div>
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I’m big, burly with curly hair halfway down my back.</div>
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He’s religious, I’m not.</div>
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He and his partner square danced.</div>
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Square dance……………..wtf?</div>
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He used to bring me boxes of square dancing dvds with a spool of blanks and had me making copies for all of these people in his group.</div>
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I never met any of them but they all knew me and loved me it seems.</div>
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So much so after their meetings they used to send me these huge platters of sandwiches they would order and NEVER eat.</div>
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I mean, maybe about 20 12 inch subs.</div>
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I asked him once why do they buy so many when they don’t eat them.</div>
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Actually a case of Ensure would probably be better for them since most of them were into the 70s and up.</div>
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He just said just in case they were hungry.</div>
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The doctor came into the room, looked at me and walked to Buddy’s partner.</div>
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He told her they had to make decisions on how to proceed.</div>
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She told the doctor she was waiting on Buddy’s nephew who lived 500 miles away and had power of attorney in case something happened to him but he would be be in that afternoon to talk to the doctor.</div>
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To be continued…..</div>
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Have a nice day</div>
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Walker</div>
<br />Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-26068870953320027122018-11-10T00:17:00.001-05:002018-11-10T02:52:00.448-05:00The Fly<style type="text/css">
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July 19 2018 is a day I will never forget.</div>
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That is the day, “Buddy”, one of my best friends had asked me to drive him to the hospital for a routine heart valve repair.</div>
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I still remember the smile on his face as the nurse led him away.</div>
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I drove his partner home where she was to wait until the next day to find out how it all went.</div>
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I have known Buddy for over 18 years through my brothers computer store as he was a frequent customer.</div>
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He was terrible with computers.</div>
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I mean he used to get every virus out there and a couple I am sure just mutated on his computer through some vile digital orgy.</div>
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Then my brother closed down and went on to some other field to make money leaving Buddy out in the cold.</div>
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Until he rang my doorbell one day desperately seeking computer help.</div>
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I knew he was a nice guy so I showed him in and looked at his big heavy desktop computer.</div>
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Am I happy they are GONE.?</div>
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YESSSS!!!!</div>
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So I looked it over while rubbing A535 on my arm and realized his was crawling with viruses so I kept it for the night and the next day gave it back to him and told him no charge.</div>
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He balked at that but he was talking to the door as I had shut it and gone back in to smoke a joint.</div>
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That evening I mentioned this to my brother and he told me he would be back and I could make a lot of money off of the old man because he always screwed up his computer.</div>
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A couple of days later, he was back at my door carrying HAL.</div>
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Same problem as the last time.</div>
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I fixed it and dang if he wasn’t back.</div>
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Same problem over and over again.</div>
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I stopped charging him.</div>
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I mean, there was nothing really wrong with the computer.</div>
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It was him I had to fix.</div>
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He used to download anything that said free on it and with all that came the viruses.</div>
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After I got him to stop downloading shit I took him out to buy a new lighter computer and a virus protector.</div>
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I set him up so well I KNEW I wasn’t going to see him again, at least not for a LONG time, and I was right, sort of.</div>
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A month went by and one day the doorbell rang, he was standing there smiling back at me.</div>
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That’s something I got to tell you about Buddy, he smiled all the time.</div>
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He was a quiet man.</div>
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Soft spoken with a dry sense of humour, well over 6 feet tall.</div>
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I look around for a computer but there was nothing but a case of beer.</div>
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He said he had gone to the beer store for some beer for himself and bought me one and then left.</div>
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Just like that.</div>
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Poof, gone.</div>
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I don’t want you to think he is weird in any peculiar way or even<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>eccentric.</div>
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He was a nice person all the way to the core.</div>
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He had a PHD in engineering and worked for years in the States before moving back here to work for the government.</div>
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He was a very smart man, just not with computers.</div>
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His grandfather was a missionary in the Far East for 30 years and his father a paster all of his adult life so he had a deep sense of religion.</div>
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So much so that he spent the last 20 years as a pastoral volunteer.</div>
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He was also an EMT volunteering 50 years of his life to the ski patrol.</div>
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Makes me wonder WTF I have done.</div>
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Two days later his partner called and I was excited and asked if he was ready to come home?</div>
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She tells me there were complications and things had taken a turn for the worse…..</div>
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To be continued…..</div>
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Walker</div>
<br />Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-37995581345331879862018-08-26T18:47:00.003-04:002018-08-26T18:47:44.447-04:00Catching Up Or Hell
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I can’t believe people still come by here.</div>
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WHY?!!!</div>
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Actually, I cannot believe there are still as many bloggers as there are left.</div>
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Now, I haven’t defected to the dark side (Facebook)</div>
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Yes I have an account or three ….. what, someone has to keep an eye on those fucken Russians.</div>
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No, I’m just tired.</div>
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The Grimm Reaper with his giant weed whacker has lay claim to 19 family members in the last two years and that takes a toll on one’s<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>soul.</div>
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My mother lost both brothers leaving her the last one still kicking from her side of the family.</div>
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Aside from that, both my parents are still working hard around the house even though they are in their 90s which also means more work for me.</div>
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My father gardens and my mother bakes all the time so I spend a lot of time running back and forth from the various businesses to keep them running their endeavours.</div>
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They still drive me nuts.</div>
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For instance, the other day I stopped by my parents place in the morning and my father shoved this huge 5 pound container of “Coffeemate” I had just picked up for him towards me and said this is no good.</div>
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The previous evening my parents had a guest over so my father put on the coffee pot to make everyone a coffee.</div>
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When he had the coffee in the mugs he added a spoon of coffee mate in each and began to stir but instead of desolving it thickened up until it all looked like porridge.</div>
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I opened the container and looked at it and it looked ok but there was something familiar about it so I tasted it and looked at my father and asked him “what did you do with that 10 pound bag of pancake mix I bought you”?</div>
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I could see the dawning of realization filling his eyes.</div>
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Hmm he had used the old coffeemate container to store the pancake mix in and hadn’t marked it so when he added it to the coffee he was making coffee flavoured pancakes instead of cups of coffee.</div>
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I have somehow also inherited a bunch of other people that need to be taken here or there that have no one along with one of my best friends who was on his deathbed with no hope, suffering from kidney failure, heart and colon problems. They said he a day or two left.</div>
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I walked in and explained to him he owed me money and wasn’t allowed to check out until he paid me.</div>
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Some of the hospital staff thought it was funny and others thought it was insensitive but since that speech I gave him he has rebounded and his prognosis is long but hopefully.</div>
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Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.</div>
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My kids are doing good.</div>
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One just got a great job with a future and the other is going to college to become a chef.</div>
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Me, I’m not aging gracefully but I refuse to stop being who I am and living my way.</div>
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I lost my favourite cat Salem do to a freak accident.</div>
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He ate a plant my mother asked me to hold inside for her over the winter and no sooner that I brought the stupid thing in he ran to it and chew some of the leaves and dropped dead from poisoning.</div>
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I will leave it at that because it got really ugly after that because I went to the place they sold these plants and ripped them a new one for selling dangerous plants without warning people of the dangers to pets and small children.</div>
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This years BBQ went on without a hitch.</div>
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Tons of food and booze with plenty of laughs.</div>
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We did take note of the ones not with us any more.</div>
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The priest did try to swipe my hat but he’s going to need a lot more help than his faith to get away with my lid while it’s still on my head.</div>
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So as you can see, little has changed in Walkers life.</div>
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How is this for catching up Sally?</div>
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Have a nice day</div>
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Walker</div>
<br />Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-58854669242856688042016-11-13T10:39:00.000-05:002016-11-13T10:39:06.305-05:00Enough Is Never Enough<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">I
think it only right to follow up my last post.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">Am
I surprised that Trump won?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">No,
no I am not.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">It
doesn’t mean it was my choice and if I was an American with a vote he wouldn’t
have gotten it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">I
would have reluctantly given it to Hillary but would have rather voted for
Bernie or even Rubio, but here is the thing.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">The
Donald, racist, rapist, misogynist, Nazi or any other label that has been
hurled at him that he might be, won; and he won by the rules.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">Yes
she had more votes but that is your system and it’s the same one that elected
Obama so suck it up buttercup.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">You’re
fucked like I had to live with Prime Minister Steven Fucken Harper for 11 years
up here until we got rid of him.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">The
people are pissed Trump found an opening so he took it by appealing to rural
communities who HAVE been ignored.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">He
bull shitted his way into their desires and told them he would take away their
pain if they bought into his rhetoric.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">Oh,
I am only calling Trump a liar for the things I saw him say and deny with my
own eyes not from what I have heard others say.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">How
will Trump rule?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">I
see the country in turmoil.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">I
see race wars.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">I
see social equality wars.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">I
see blue collar workers battling white collar workers.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">The
poor…..hmmmmm<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">Well
you see, that’s a hard one because I figure by the time this is all over there
will only be 2 classes.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">The
poor and the rich.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">The
middle class will be replaced by the police who will keep the rich safe from
the poor.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">Yes
I have an overactive imagination and no I don’t believe this is going to happen
in one election cycle but it can be the start of the avalanche unless …..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">Unless
the republican party can reign him in and of they can’t I wouldn’t be surprised
if a coalition of Dems and Reps join to Impeach him…but then he would rally his
supporters with his lying rhetoric and hit the streets.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"> Oiiiiii…………..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">You’re
all fucked down there<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">What
can I say<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">Welcome
to Canada<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">Soon
to be the land of the Lost American<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">Have
a nice day<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-7262797467834258332016-08-25T17:03:00.000-04:002016-08-25T17:03:29.855-04:00Enough Already<div class="MsoNormal">
It’s been over a fucken year and this stupid election is
still going on.</div>
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You people down south are nuts.</div>
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I mean, how much is this costing? </div>
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Trillions of dollars will be spent by the end of this and
what will it accomplish, sweet nothings.</div>
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How many of you can’t afford health care?</div>
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Clinton’s going to win.</div>
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Trump is an idiot and is handing it over to her every time
he opens his mouth.</div>
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The man has destroyed his own party.</div>
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I can’t find the words to describe the man.</div>
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Is he a commie, a fascist, racist, a psycho zealot with a
dildo still stuck up his ass?</div>
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What is even more mind boggling is that the hard core
republicans are not getting serious and going to war to save their party.</div>
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Instead they are either bailing ship or abstaining from it
all.</div>
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Get the fuck out of here.</div>
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Where the hell is the pride of ones party?</div>
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The party is a family and if a member of your family goes
astray in a extreme way; do you let it destroy your family or do you fight to
save it?</div>
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If you are a republican and don’t like Trump, don’t vote for
Clinton because you hate Trump. Vote for her if you believe in her platform if
not vote Libertarian or Green.</div>
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In fact I don’t know why the disgruntled republican elite
haven’t gathered an army of political power to back one of these other
candidates that have some of their interests in mind.</div>
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Trump thinks that Canada was allowed to leave the United
States…..</div>
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Actually he would be in favor of forcing us back.</div>
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I don’t know what to say.</div>
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I thought Sarah Palen was bad but Donald…</div>
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<br /></div>
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I guess if we wrote the short history version because Canada
was part of the British Empire, the U.S.A. left Canada.</div>
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In fact in later years, 1812 to be exact we had another war
where we burned down the White House.</div>
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Which you later burnt down ours in York, so we all broke
even on that one.</div>
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This is grade 4 history for us in Canada Donald, did you get
past kindergarten or are you still failing it?</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I have said I like Trumps style of being blunt but I
personally can’t agree with his views as a person living on this planet.</div>
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<br /></div>
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To the American people and to anybody in any country in the
world, always vote and always vote with your conscience not you heart.</div>
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<br /></div>
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Politics makes me dizzy.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Society makes me crazy.</div>
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The world is going to hell</div>
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I can smell it in the air</div>
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See it in the news</div>
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If you don’t know what I am talking about then I can’t tell
you</div>
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<br /></div>
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Me, I am waiting for that meteor with our name on it so I
can climb the mountain with a bottle of scotch, a nice fat doobie and hope I
get lucky and it lands at my feet.</div>
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Now that, would be a blast</div>
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<br /></div>
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Have a nice day</div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-45913704543587197892016-03-06T13:35:00.000-05:002016-03-06T13:35:22.036-05:00Trump Card<div class="MsoNormal">
No ItisI not Facebook CNN.</div>
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<br /></div>
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I have been watching the politics down in the States for the
last few months; let’s face it there is shit on anywhere else.</div>
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Trumpomania, I must admit I like his style I just think he’s
an idiot where it comes to policy and being a people person.</div>
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He says he is a Republican but I suspect he is more
fascist/communist/opportunist than capitalist.</div>
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If elected Trump would be the end of all we know.</div>
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How did Donald “Small Hands” Trump manage to be so popular
among so many republicans?</div>
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Well, that’s a long story but I am surly positive it started
with a lie tens of thousands of years ago.</div>
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It started with a person wanting to be elected boss and made
more promises than he could keep therefore being forced to condemn those he
basically lied to.</div>
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<br /></div>
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Since that first lie back in the stone age politicians have
piled so many lies on top of each other the poor populace is all fucked up in
the brain and tries to see the light despite the confusion not realizing the
ground is rushing up to their face.</div>
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This is what Trumpomania is.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The people in the States have been lied to by so many
politicians that they are running to the moron for help.</div>
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Trump’s rise to political power can be compared to the start
of Hitler’s early beginnings.</div>
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Just look at what he said at the debate the other day.</div>
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“If I am President the military will do what I tell them to
do and that’s final”.</div>
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Those are the words of a dictator, not a president.</div>
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There is only one main problem in the United States.</div>
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They are not “United” any more.</div>
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They are just plain “states” now.</div>
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They may have been the U.S.A. !!!!!</div>
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Now just, plain jane americans.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This isn’t Trumps fault.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
No it’s the fault of the Cruzs, Clintons, Bushs, Obamas ….
that came before them.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Politicians did this.</div>
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Lies upon lies to get elected.</div>
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Politicians have been fucking with peoples needs for so long
that the people have resorted to flock in the wrong direction as did the
German people did back in the 30s.</div>
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Government is suppose to be for the people by the people not
for some of the people by the rich to control.</div>
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<br /></div>
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I listen to these candidates speak of strategy.</div>
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Who is going for the evangelical vote</div>
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Who is going after the African American vote.</div>
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Who is going for the Latino vote.</div>
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The gay vote.</div>
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The gun vote</div>
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AND THERE ARE MORE!!!!!!!</div>
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<br /></div>
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But you know, I have yet to see or hear one of them say I
want to appeal for the American vote.</div>
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<br /></div>
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Black lives matter, all lives matter, get over it.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
They say religion should have no part in politics but it
does.</div>
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Big business should have no part in politics but Super packs
drive the parties and candidates.</div>
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Lobby groups fund their man to vote their way not yours.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
In my opinion, none of the politicians down there represent
the American people.</div>
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They may represent some of them, maybe, but not all of them
and that’s a fact.</div>
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I like Bernie Sanders but his ideas are to late.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You would need to start from scratch and that isn’t
possible.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Is took 240 years to get here and it will probably take
twice that long to fix it if that is possible.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Hillary Clinton, I don’t trust her but am willing to bet she
has bigger hands than Trump. “wink”. </div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Rubio, why, for more of the same bullshit.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Cruz, ah yes, he could be the first Canadian President and we
didn’t have to fire a shot.</div>
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Maybe we can change all the stars to little maple leafs on
the flag.</div>
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Trump…….how suicidal are you.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
A divided people can not make a country.</div>
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They can only fan the flames of discontent.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I think it’s time the people of what was a great nation
stepped outside of their homes and hand in hand tell their politicians what
they want and to make it happen.</div>
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Don’t fool yourself, they can.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Billions are being spent on these caucuses.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Billions that could be spent helping people now.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The people is what made your country great and the politicians are the ones who fucked it up.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The solutions to most of your problems are at hand but your
politicians are to busy playing chess with the rest of the world to take a few
steps back to solidify what they are loosing a grip on.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It’s people.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
On a closing note, as a Canadian and neighbor to the United
States, I do care what happens south of the border for many reasons but mostly
for my American friends.</div>
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Have a nice day</div>
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Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-56411948680964579882015-04-10T12:12:00.004-04:002015-04-11T03:19:59.691-04:00Blown Away<div class="MsoNormal">
Remember that show, Kids say the darndest things hosted by
the Ex nice guy Bill Cosby.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You know when your kids come up with shit when they are like
5 or 6 years old that leaves you dumbfounded just before you give yourself a
hernia from laughing so hard.</div>
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Well, it doesn’t stop at that age, in fact from what I can
tell it only gets more…. what’s the word I am looking for…… complicated.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I have an open relationship with my kids and or any kid if
they have the guts so come and ask me the hard questions.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Now, I have a thicker skin than most but not by much so I
have to suppress a lot of emotions that come naturally to a parent so that I
can be in the loop for my kids when they really need me.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
That said, my 24 year old stopped by the other day to tell
me what happened around Valentines Day.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
She now lives with her boyfriend so she decided to do
something romantic for them on Valentines Day and maybe a little naughty.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Yes my kids talk to me about the sex issues not their
mother.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>“I went to the sex shop the other day”.</i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“WHAT”!!!!!!!!!!!!</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“You went to Wicked Wanda’s without me”?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“You know how much I love that store”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Who was behind the counter, was it the tall blond with the
big tits or the raven hair goddess with the round ass”?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>“It was the the chubby one”.</i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Ah yes, Raul”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>“No, it was the chubby girl”.</i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Yeah Raul, he’s a transsexual”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>“You mean a girl pretending to be a guy”?</i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“No, a guy being a woman”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“<i>You mean the whole time I was asking questions to a guy”.</i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Well, if you want to call Raul a guy, I guess, yeah”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“So what did you buy”?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>“Really he’s a guy”?</i><br />
”Yeah, yeah, get over it and tell me what did you buy”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“<i>I bought coffee flavoured lubricant</i>”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Ah, so you like flavour of coffee”?<br />
<i>
”Not really but the boyfriend does”.</i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“I see, but usually the person using it gets the flavour
they like”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“<i>Why</i>”?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Well if you’re going to put some in your mouth to lubricate
his cock you would think you would like to taste a flavour that appeals to
you”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>“WHAT”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?</i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>“I just put it on my lips to kiss him”.</i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Oh……..did you slide off his face”?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>“EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, I just realized she told me she used it
an loved how it tasted”?</i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“You mean Raul”?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“<i>EWWWWWWWW…</i>……..”</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The oldest called me the other day.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>''Hi Dad''</i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
"Hey, How’s it going"?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>"The boyfriend wants to have kids".</i></div>
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"AH, I see".</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>"I don’t know what to do"?</i></div>
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"Well, you got to get naked first".</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>"NO, I know that part, I don’t want kids</i>".</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>"Then don’t get naked</i>……."</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Kids, it never ends</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Have a nice weekend</div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-79885835445378513162015-04-04T02:47:00.001-04:002015-04-04T02:47:42.552-04:00Still Kicking<div class="MsoNormal">
Where do the years go?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It’s funny, only yesterday I was 16 and thinking how long it
will be before I hit 40 and now I am 56.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
We spent so much time chasing the seconds, the years slip
away.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Every year I reflect on the year gone by before I stow it
away</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I assess what I started with and what I have left from the
year before then weigh it against what is new.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
What does it all add up to in the end?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The answer is simple.</div>
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You survived another year.</div>
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<br /></div>
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Have a nice day</div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-75234464223911019062015-03-06T12:30:00.000-05:002015-03-06T12:30:22.136-05:00Hospitalville<div class="MsoNormal">
It’s 8 am and I’m sitting here stoned and looking at another
5 rolled joints.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Today I am taking a break from life.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The cats are joisting in the corner with the smallest one
winning by the looks of it.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I feel like a general who has been winning all the battles
but loosing the war</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
On top of what
responsibilities I had I have had to help a couple of friends in need, morally
and physically being there for some tough news.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Last month as I was watching the TV around 10pm I get a call
from a friend who is not feeling well.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I have been telling her for years she has to quit drinking.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
She drinks no less than a litre of wine in a few hours, gets
drunk and passes out.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
She says her nose has been bleeding for hours and won’t stop
and she doesn’t feel so good.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
So I get up and drive over to her place.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Using the spare keys she left with me in case something ever
happened I walk in and find her sprawled on the floor trying to get up.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Hauling her ass up she puts on her outer gear and we climb
the stairs from her tomb apartment to the outside where she throws up and
stream of blood across the white snow.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I’m thinking this can’t be a good thing.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I put her in the back seat and peeled off actually more like
slid off to the hospital.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Pulling up to emergency I mostly carried her to reception
where the nurse put her in a wheelchair and asked us to wait in the reception
area.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
In the reception area there were about 50 people already
there waiting to see a doctor.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I hate this.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
First I hate hospitals yet I find myself always in one for someone
else.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Then there is the 6-8 hour wait in emergency.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Why do they even call it that I don’t know for a place for
an emergency they should take a long time getting to you.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
So we are sitting next to these people who she starts
convulsing and projectile vomit flies out of her mouth all of which is red and
black blood clots.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I mean., lots AND LOTS OF IT.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I freaked out but not as much as the rest of the people in
the room as they watchthe growing lake of blood around us on the floor.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
When I looked around the room people got so scared the ran
out of emergency probably thinking there were in the presence of an Ebola
carrier.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I the nurses ran over and rushed her off to the back where
they started to undress her.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I sat on the other side of the curtain waiting.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
After a few hours they determined, she was anaemic hence the
nose bleeds and because she hadn’t pinched her nose properly the blood was
running down her throat and pooling her stomach then she would puke it out.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
That wasn’t her only problem,<br />
She was going through alcohol with drawls and her body started shaking
uncontrollably.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It took three of us to hold her down until they could strap
her into the bed.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
After some blood work they drugged her up and put her on a
saline drip.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
That’s when I turned and left the hospital only to find a
forty-dollar ticket on the car.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
In the morning 7 am to be exact the phone rings, it’s buddy
and he needs to go to the hospital.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Are you fucken kidding me and he has to go to a hospital at
the other end of town.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Pardon me while I have another joint.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Is 9 am to early for a beer?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Yeah, maybe, I’ll have a scotch instead…..</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
ARG!!!!! </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Single malt scotch after Kellogg’s cornflakes don’t go so
well.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Oh yeah much better now</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
LA LA LA </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Oh, oh yeah, so here I am at 7am dragging my arse out of
bed, fighting with two cats for my pants and one who likes untying my boot
while I am tying up the other one.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Twenty minutes later I am in the hospital waiting room of
yet another hospital.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I swear if he started puking blood……..</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Eight hours later I drive him home.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
As I was driving off I figured I would go to the other
hospital to see how my other friend was doing.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I had called her son the night before to inform him his
mother was at the hospital.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
They don’t always get along and it’s mostly because of her
drinking.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Parking the car in the lot this time I marched through
emergency towards the restricted area where I gauged me steps to someone
walking towards the door from the other side so that when they opened the door
and walked through a step passed them and into the back without the hassle of
being told I wasn’t on her family list.</div>
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Walking past rows of full beds I find hers.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Curtain wide open she is sitting on the side of the bed,
topless and in a jumbo diaper.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
At that moment all I could think of was Homer Simpson.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Hello, a little common decency would be fucken nice.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I walked into the cubical and asked how she was.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
No answer.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I looked into her eyes and she was totally out of it.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I was jealous.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Turning I took a hospital robe from a cart and covered her tits
then pushed her back onto the bed and covered the bottom of her body.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Inside I was pissed and wanted to rip someone apart for how
I had found her but I just sat there and waited for someone to show up which
they did.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
After I got the report from the doctor I put in my ten cents
of what I found and how people should be treated.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
He wasn’t amused with what I told him I found but I don’t
expect him to care much either.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
That evening my mother called screaming my father was
dieing.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I am out the door and next door in a blink</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
My father was grasping the counter trying to stay up with my
mother crying and freaking out next to him.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
He has had the flu and I took him to the doctor just that
day and he was told he had the flu and bronchitis.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
He was prescribed medication and was told it would take a
few days for them to kick in.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
My parents being well into their 80’s any small incident to
them is dieing.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
My father is worse.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
All the way back from the doctors he is telling me, “ I am
dieing”</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
We all are I tell him but he says he is dieing now.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
At home that day I laid out his medications and told them
what to take and when.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Easy peazy for the average person but Greek immigrants are
not average.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Antibiotics for the bronchitis once a day</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Benadryl for his throat and the chest congestion 3 times a
day</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
3 puffs from the inhaler 2 times a day</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Pepto for his stomach</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Tylenol 3 times a day.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Easy right?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
My mother gives him 1 Tylenol for the whole day</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Syrup once for the whole day </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
3 puffs from the wrong inhaler</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Instead of pepto for his upset stomach she gives him
Galveston, which does the opposite and traps all the gas in my father who is
now bloating like the Pillsbury doughboy.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I call for an ambulance because he really thinks he is
cashing in his chips.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I also called my brother to tell him the old man is in
trouble but he said he was busy watching the Leafs game at the bar and would
call my SIL to come down, no, I didn’t call her, he is his father.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Now I am pretty stressed out.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I haven’t really slept in days and all this hospital shit is
getting to me.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The Paramedics got there quick and had set up shop next to
my father in under ten minutes of my call,</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It helps living 2 blocks away.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
By the time my SIL showed up with my niece they had
determined he OK to stay home and if things seemed worse they would rush right
over.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
That’s when she walked in and heard them say that.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
She started saying our doctor was no good and they should
take him to the hospital.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
She went on to say her mother is a doctor and she took
nursing classes and she believed my father should go to the hospital.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
That’s about when I lost it.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
First off, her mother is a psychiatrist or something like
it.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Secondly, thinking about being a nurse isn’t the same as
being one.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Thirdly my doctor through her out because she used to go to
see him with 100 different ailments she found on the internet and had already
decided what the doctor should do before he even looked at her.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Oh yeah, I went ballistic.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Get the FUCK out of this house now you stupid BITCH”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
She went to say something.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
‘Shut your fucken trap and get out”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This is where the ambulance attendant, a young guy in his
20s though his balls had fully grown decided to step in.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
He tells me to watch my language in front of my niece.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
At that moment, language wasn’t an issue, my niece hears
worse at home from her mother’s mouth and this was about my father not this
bitch.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Walking towards her I pointed to the door and said in no
muffed voice.”GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
What does the attendant do?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
He says “Shut up”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I stopped half way down the hall and turn around.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“What”? </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I walked right back to him and in a calm voice said “Say it
again”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Tell me to shut up in my house again”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The female attendant knew he fucked up the first time.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Everything up until my SIL showed up was cordial but I guess
he was mesmerized by her fake tits and didn’t see the real danger infront of
him.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
He walked away and the SIL beat it out the door leaving my
niece behind.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
She later told the male attendant her mother talks to much.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
He came an apologized to me for stepping out of line before
he left.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
My SIL has yet to speak to me, WHOOOO HOOOO</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
My female friend got out of the hospital but two days later
fell and fractured her knee after getting drunk when she found out she had
cancer in her girly bits.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This is just a tiny bit of my life.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
A 24 hour period to be exact.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Sigh, I need better pot</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Have a nice weekend</div>
<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br />
Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-28890519998049507822015-02-21T22:41:00.000-05:002015-02-22T00:18:57.969-05:00Words Of WisdomA kid today asked me ``Why do you say fuck so much``<br />
Why the fuck do I know, because I'm Canadian.<br />
No, that wasn’t my answer<br />
So I think about it for a bit.<br />
<br />
Let’s see, I was born on the border of Quebec and Ontario to immigrant parents.<br />
On one side they want you to be French and on the other side they want you to be English.
At home they want you to be Greek.<br />
The French don’t understand the English<br />
The English don’t care to understand the French and the Greeks they never understand period but they all understand one word.<br />
Fuck.<br />
So my answer was simple.
``Fuck off kid``<br />
<br />
Have a nice weekend<br />
<br />
WalkerWalkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-86205413386054517442015-02-08T00:32:00.001-05:002015-02-08T01:28:33.346-05:00Time For A Reality Check<div class="MsoNormal">
They say we are supposed to learn from our mistakes but as
I look at the world I am baffled and dismayed.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
We are supposed to be a civilized world with supposedly
respect and compassion for others.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
With all this new technology we are developing we are supposedly
getting even farther out of the Stone Age.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
People are living longer…supposedly.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
To say I am confused would be an understatement,</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
To say I am frustrated would be putting it lightly.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Who do I blame for all of this, the state of the world?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The politicians?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The clerics?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Society?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
God?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Politicians, they talk about the shit happening around them.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Then they debate about it for twice as long</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Take a two month break for the summer then come back and
start back from the beginning to refresh their memories while all hoping this
delay has solved the calamity on its own saving them a decision.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Clerics, A bunch of fucken pimps from the popes/Ayatollahs
right down to the Priests/<span style="background: white;">Shaikhs</span> who recruit their followers.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
People who interpret and twist words to lure the poor,
lost and angry to their bullshit.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Society, Our zeal to quickly move forward so fast we have
left more than half the world still back in the Stone Age and instead of
aggressively educating these people we take the easy way out by giving them
tools they never got a chance to learn how to respect. </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You don’t take the sticks and stones from the Neanderthal
and give him a computer or a AK47 until we taught him how to respect life. </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Now who is going to teach us?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
God, what a fucker this guy is or her.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Allah is on our side,</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
In god we trust it says across a lot of our money.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
All these morons believe in the same god.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
If we took the three main religions which represent at least
half of the population of this planet we can place them in the same family
group.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The first testament was all of their first bibles.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Talk about a dysfunctional family.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This is when they were all equal, brothers and sisters with
a common cause, survival.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
In time, as is in all families that outgrow their home they
spread out and over the millennia they all loose contact with their past and
become strangers to their own in the future.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The world is going down the poop shoot and we are letting
it.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Why do we even have a United Nations?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
From my perspective there should be an equal amount of
troops from each country who has signed onto this union on constant standby
with their only allegiance to the UN and only them.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Otherwise it’s nothing but a club for old politicians to go
to argue while they wait to die.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
If someone doesn’t like it then they can pack their shit up
and leave. </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
UN troops are supposed to be a unbias police force.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It should be.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Instead it’s a farce.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Organization like ISIS should be dealt with immediately.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The UN should be able to deploy troops like any sovereign
country sends out the police to deal with a crime but we let certain
superpowers have vetos.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
A guard dog with no teeth is called a pet.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Those who have it in mind to commit atrocities must also
have the fear of being punished for it in their heads also.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-42599256084164433552014-11-18T02:06:00.000-05:002014-11-19T23:07:13.778-05:00Nuts, But Not Mine<div class="MsoNormal">
Well Itisi some real news from the home front.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Here I am again.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The year is almost over and I find myself single again.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Am I bitter?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Yes, but not because we broke up but because of the way it was done.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
For starters I was I was betrayed.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<a href="http://dantes2ndinferno.blogspot.ca/" target="_blank">She</a> signed up on a dating site while still going out with
me.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
She didn’t have the stones to come to me first and tell me
she wanted out but kept me on the ropes sitting at home thinking there was a
woman in my life when if fact there wasn’t</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I knew there was something wrong a few weeks earlier and I
went prowling around and I found her.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I didn’t confront her I just sat back and waited to see what
she would do but like I said she didn’t have the stones to say anything to me.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I had to phone her and make her give me an answer but she
still denied she wasn’t looking for someone else.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
If there is a nightmare situation when it comes to long
distance relationships this would be one of them</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I think to myself where did I go wrong.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
When she went for surgery I was there taking care of her and
driving her father around to appointments</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
When her son fucked up on a trip to Florida while she was
with me in Canada I consoled her and had to swallow my principles to the point
I almost puked but because I loved her… then I offered to shield the boy even
take him here to Canada to avoid any trouble.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Does any of that count?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
No.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Are all women like this?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I hope not.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You would think as a fucken courtesy she would have at least
broken up with me like a real woman instead of slithering around in the grass
like she did.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Am I bitter yes but not for her leaving but for bringing her
into my family.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
At me for thinking she was a better person that she actually
was, is.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Looking at her history I should have seen it much earlier
but love blinds us to the point we even forget our moral obligations.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It’s a sad day but not in my life.</div>
<span style="font-size: 12pt;">I can actually take a breath of freedom and pity the
next bastard.</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-65816053781816932982014-08-02T21:13:00.002-04:002014-08-03T11:11:51.716-04:00The Walker News<div class="MsoNormal">
I’ll just pretend I haven’t been gone for I don’t know how
long.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I have so much to blog about I have stopped blogging.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Weird</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The world is gone to hell and back.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
They are talking about marriage licenses that will have to
be renewed every five years thus avoiding divorces, you just don't renew.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I wonder if you would have to go for an emissions test every
two years as well.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Better stop eating tex-mex food if you do.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The United States still has a Black president.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
To be honest with you I thought he would have been shot by
Dick Cheney in a golfing accident by now.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I like Obama.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You know who else I like, John McCain </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I bet if Party lines were abolished the world would be a lot
better place.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Just like I believe if we nuked the Middle East all our
problems would be over and just think how many condos they could build there in
500 years when its safe from radiation. </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Germany won the world cup and Brazil is still suffering from
poverty.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
They are planning on sending astronauts to Mars.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Apparently they will have to sleep for three years.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Now, not to sound prejudice or racist in any way but just
going by the stereotypical representation portrayed by Hollywood over the last
hundred years, isn't this just another job suited for illegal Mexicans?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I’m just saying.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
There is a major Ebola outbreak in Africa, U.N. workers have
evacuated the area but say even though the best authority to the disease died
from it we are told there is nothing to worry about.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
In other news, displaced U.N. workers have volunteered for
the mission to Mars</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Toyota stock holders celebrated another GM recall.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Putin denies giving ground to air missiles to Ukrainian
separatists and its true.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
He gave them to the Russian soldiers before they became
Ukrainian separatists</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Jay Leno is gone, Letterman is still here and Conan has made
Purgatory his home.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This is just a bit what has been going on in the world which in
some way still effects you and me.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
T’ill next time, whenever the fuck that will be, chow and
good health, wealth to everyone.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Have a nice weekend</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Walker</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-23101247634347511782014-03-26T03:20:00.000-04:002014-03-27T03:31:01.338-04:00Speed Limit Is 55Today I turn 55.
Sounds more like a speed limit and in some way it is.<br />
It’s usually the speed I have to run to the washroom more often now than I used too when I was younger.
It’s funny, when I was younger I would just piss behind a tree but as I got older I would rather fight to get to the washroom before I piss my pants.<br />
I guess it’s a matter of pride.<br />
<br />
Fifty-five, sounds like a big number, but is it?<br />
It’s but a spec of a second in time when we compare it to the universe who in it’s self is a spec in time its own reality.<br />
In these 55 years I have witnessed a lot of shit.<br />
Smoked a lot of it too.<br />
<br />
I embraced rock and roll as my mantra, not because of it’s loud anger or its
audacious expression of life from its most primal level of being but because it said it plain and simply in a language I understood.<br />
Even when the lines were blurred the lyrics made sense to those of us who lived those words.<br />
<br />
As those words gripped your soul with reality it was the thunder behind them that pulsed the blood through your veins.<br />
Disco came and we all took a whirl but it only gave us the thunder to keep us moving.<br />
Rap, I have always bad mouthed rap and I will admit I have been unfair, not that I like it now but I might of taken it more seriously if they'd pulled their pants up from the start.<br />
I had to cut rappers some slack one day when I heard some rap on the radio.<br />
It’s not so much that I agreed with it but at least I could understand what he was talking about, unlike Bob Dylan singing.<br />
<br />
Rock n roll, from the cave men to the Rolling Stones, “who are almost just as old”, have beaten the drums that tell us about living.
Its been said rock n roll crawled out of rhythm and blues who in itself comes out of blues gospel and country music.<br />
At least that’s what the experts say but when I look at their research they fail to point out that all of these genres that are supposedly all linked together have one thing in common.<br />
That's the common person, you and I.<br />
<br />
So all that said, on my 55th birthday I share with you one of my favorites.<br />
<br />
<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/_ivSM1dTGaA" width="459"></iframe><br />
<br />
Have a nice day<br />
<br />
Walker
Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-1393860042215558392014-03-21T15:09:00.001-04:002014-03-21T15:12:31.642-04:00We Survived, How Will Our Kids Survive Without All Of This<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GWRdHXbTmrs" width="480"></iframe><br />
<br />
<br />
Have a nice weekend
<br />
<br />
<br />
WalkerWalkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-1782581542895832702014-03-14T00:09:00.002-04:002014-03-14T00:09:47.450-04:00Calling Ground Control<div class="MsoNormal">
Fuck the Bermuda triangle, stay away from the South China
Sea.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Fight MH370 leaves Malaysia for Beijing then poof, gone.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Six days and not a spec of debris.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Nothing.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Forty ships and forty planes from an international force are
searching the area for any possible sign for the missing plane with its over
200 passengers.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Families of said passengers desperately waiting for some
word about their loved ones fate.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Six days now and nothing.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Are they looking in the right place?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
They have brought in satellites to help in the search but
the only thing they found with them were two sperm whales getting in on.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Billions of dollars in technology and the best they can do
is whale sex.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Is there a you tube post I can watch?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Maybe it’s on facebook.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Now they are saying for four hours after the plane
disappeared from radar it’s Rolls Royse engines were still communicating with
the mother plant.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Huh, I don’t know what’s stranger, the fact that the engines
knew the plane was still flying around for four hours after it disappeared and
the airport didn’t or that the engines can communicate with the plant they were
made in via satellite and I can’t get a cell tower for a signal on my phone.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I have been listening to the different possibilities but
have yet to hear one mention Aliens or some kind of time dimensional shift
sending those poor bastards to a different realm of time or space.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Yeah, yeah it sounds nuts until you wake up one day and
you’re being probed by some ugly fuck and it isn’t Saturday morning.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Then we have to beg Will Smith and Jeff Goldbloom to save
us.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You know, I don’t feel bad any more about loosing my cell
phone in the house, these fucks lost a giant airplane worth millions.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You would think for all that money someone would have
thought to put in find plane features like we have for the phone.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Have a nice weekend</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-49731667698713119222014-03-10T10:56:00.000-04:002014-03-10T10:56:47.921-04:00Pussy Footing Around<div class="MsoNormal">
So I am laying on the couch watching the news about the
happenings going on in the Ukraine.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Now I have an opinion on the situation but this post isn’t
about my opinion but more about the posturing the world and the parties
involved are performing.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Let’s face it, it’s already a done deal but for the dancing.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
As I am watching the TV, two of my four cats come bouncing
in like two seasoned fighters, circling each other trying not to expose a
vulnerable target for the other to attack.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Like two black panthers, mother, daughter slowly closed the
gap between them coiled up like two heavy duty springs ready to explode in a
cascade of claws and fur.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Looking away from the TV and Putin’s “I don’t give a fuck
about anyone” look, Alice sprung at her mother, wrapping herself around her
neck clawing and biting as hard and as fast as she could.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Just as Obama came on the news babbling about something I
didn’t hear but I could hear him telepathically speaking to Putin, </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“ What the fuck are you doing bitch|?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Couldn’t you have done all this quietly or waited until I
was gone from office”?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Can’t you see I got my hands full with heath care,
immigration and that fucken cry baby Biden constantly whining about Hillary
running for president but no, you have to go out there stomping your little
feet in those big shoes pissing everyone off and blaming me again for not doing
something”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
That’s when Elvira rolled over Alice and tore into her
belly.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Screaming with pain Alice tried to escape but she was done
and knew it so she went limp giving up.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This is where the point I am trying to make come to light.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
When Elvira was sure she had won, she starts licking the
others ass and this isn’t the first time I have seen this.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Every time the battle is over the winner licks the other
ones ass.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Do these animals know something that we don’t or did they
find my stash and are getting high.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
But you know, as I am sitting here thinking about this, we
do it too.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Think about it.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
WWII, The bad guys, Italy, Germany, Japan.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
They were responsible for destroying most of the world and
the architects behind the annihilation of millions of souls. </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
We, the allies kicked their butts and won.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
We beat them so bad they had to bend over for us to lick
their butts after the war so they could become better off than we are today.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Same thing isn’t it?.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The victor gets to suck ass and watch their economy go down
the drain while the vanquished rise out of the ashes better than they started
and with our tax money to boot.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Maybe we need to loose once in a while to get our asses
licked?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I wonder who has the longer tongue, Putin or Obama?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The only thing we know for sure is as politicians they will
be forked tongues.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
As Elvira licked away, out of the corner of my eye I spot
Salem, the 30 pound tomcat walk by down the hall with a medium pizza box
clenched in his mouth eagerly being followed by his son Ozzy.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I see more ass licking down the road.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br />
Have a nice day</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-71045826294973976902014-03-03T00:56:00.000-05:002014-03-04T23:19:45.568-05:00Cell Me<div class="MsoNormal">
Bloody technology is making me crazy and I am supposed to
understand this shit better than the average person but no.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I’m a stump on some things like cell phones.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Over the last two decades I have had a dozen or so cell
phones.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
In the last 4 years though I have gone through no less than
6 cell phones (with a price tag of $2300), four of which were in the last four
months.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
First one was a Motorola flip phone which worked great until
I flipped it one day and it flew away from the bottom part of the phone.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Next I got a slider phone which I must say I loved to
text with but so did my daughter who took that and gave me a brand new ……..
fucken flip phone.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Granted it was a Samsung but I was done with flip phone.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The thing would cut off when I needed it the most.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Hi Mike, it’s Walker, yeah, I got off the 401 and turned
left on service road 39 about 40 minutes ago and I still haven’t come to
country road 22 yet”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
These people must have run out of names.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“What, what do you mean I was supposed to turn left on
country road 22 first ?”</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“There was no Country road 22…….the second left…. But your
email said just first left?”</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
My gas gauge said I was at a half quarter tank.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
What it didn’t say was, I was lost in the boonies.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br />
“So what is the best way back to your place?”</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
“Yeah, keep going until I hit a stop sign, yeah then I
turn……hello…Mike?”</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Damn blue tooth must be dead.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Pull over and grab at the phone but there is no one at the
other end because there are no more bars on the phone.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I figure go to the stop sign and try calling again from
there.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
About 5 kilometres down the road I come to a four way stop.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I pull over and try the phone again.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It rang about 4 times when Mike picked it up, right before
the battery died.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You know, I don’t have a charger in the car.<br />
You know because most of us don;t until this shit happens then we get one.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
In front of me I have three choices, straight, right or left.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Lighting up a cigarette I get logical on it and came to the
conclusion that left was the one because straight would be going farther, right
would likely take me away and left felt like it would swing back.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Sounds logical to me.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Blowing a mouthful of smoke out the window I noticed a
scarecrow in the field next to me.<br />
It was a scary one, it had its pants down around its ankles like a rapper.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I went left and at first is swung east for the longest time
then went a little southwest for a bit then east again and about half an hour
later I came up to a side road that looked like it went north. </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
What to do, gas gauge didn’t look good.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I turn north and drove for about twenty minutes when I came
to another another four way stop.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Now what?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I look at the phone to see if maybe the phone fairy charged
it for me but it was still dead.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I pulled out another smoke to think on it and as I sat there
I noticed another scarecrow across the intersection.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
People around here like ugly scarecrows.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br />
Logically if I turn right I would be going east according to
my inner compass so I turn right and must have drove for half an hour in the
middle of nowhere before I came a a road turning right.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This time I decided to keep going straight and twenty
minutes or so later came to another damn four way stop and another one of those
damn scarecrows.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I sat there staring in every direction and each time my eyes
ended up on the scarecrow.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It’s the same scarecrow but I saw it from different sides
each time.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This whole fucken area is a huge cul de or kiss my sac.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
What idiots make these roads.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
So I looked at the whole thing from the beginning and I did
what I should have done from the start.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Turn around and go back the way I came in the first place.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I found a gas station as soon as I got to the 401 and from
there I went home.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
To hell with Mike, my damn phone and my inner compass..</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
So I got a blackberry.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Never had one of those.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It looked small and compact with a keyboard for the texting
I never do.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It didn’t work out.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
My fat finger wasn’t made for poking a little button to make
things work.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Works great for poking a fat juicy clit but not a blackberry.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
One month it lasted before I replaced it with a Iphone 4.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Piece of shit that turned out to be.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great looking phone but it has a flaw.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
When its sitting flat on the table I get 3-4 bar but when
you pick it up it looses service.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You have to hold it with two fingers like you would hold a
stinky diaper to get it to at least one bar maybe two.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
One week.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Now I have a Samsung S4, I love it.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I does shit that I don’t even need.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It knows when I'm looking it and when I look away it closes
but when I look back it comes on.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It thinks I don’t know but I know, Phone Police “wink”.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
When I wave a hand over it is senses it and turns on and
when I pull it away it goes off.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It’s cool. </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Saves energy that way but it did fuck me up the other day
when I brought it upstairs with me and left it on the night stand.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It kept going on and off continuously.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Off, on, off, on , off, on…. But when I leaned up to look at
it there was nothing wrong until I put it down and lay back in bed.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This went on a couple of times before I came to me.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I turned the phone off and lay back in bed.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Never jerk off with your cell phone on.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Have a nice day</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br />
Oh the iphone 4 makes a great Itouch for music<br />
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-29381145390290757122014-01-31T12:16:00.004-05:002014-01-31T12:16:58.376-05:00Let's Compare<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Let's compare what we up here in the northern United States and Canada get in the winter </div>
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Hmmm </div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Have a nice weekend</div>
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<br /></div>
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Walker</div>
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Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-80239849460391885832014-01-08T11:05:00.002-05:002014-01-08T11:13:25.057-05:00What Season Is It Again?<div class="MsoNormal">
So let’s do a recap of the weather of late.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
A month ago we got snow by the yard.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Not inches and hell not centimetres, maybe meters.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I have seen lots of snow and pushed it off but this is the
first time I had to dig my way out.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You know you are in trouble when you look where you have the
snow blower chained at and you can’t see it.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It’s there, somewhere.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
After hours of battle with the big white ugly we built a
small mountain on the side of the road for my tax money to go to work,
eventually.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Totally exhausted I remember coming in and passing out for a
couple of hours or maybe a little more but when I woke up and looked out the
window the small mountain wasn’t there any more.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It was buried under a fresh new pile of white shit.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This time the snow was a third of the way up the door.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It’s like the fucken beginning of October, winter is
supposed to start in December.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
What the fuck is this shit?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Where the hell are you supposed to put this crap when the
street is already full?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I think we are all going about this snow removal business in
the wrong way.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
We got to get a little Eskimo on this shit.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Where’s Si from Duck Dynasty I need some back up here.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I love Duck Dynasty.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
We have rednecks here to, we just call it frostbite.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Build Igloos with the damn stuff.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You know that mud room you always wanted to build in the
front but couldn’t afford.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Here’s your chance, build it and in the spring it will just
melt away watering your lawn for spring as it goes.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Maybe that garage you always wanted to put you car in during
the winter.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Make some forms for blocks and start building, more fun than
shovelling.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
After the blizzard from hell passes, Hell freezes over.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
-50?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Give me a break.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This isn’t Winnipeg.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Actually it’s colder there, so cold Winnie’s Poo would
bounce and shatter when it hits the ground.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
A solid week of frigid weather.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
They are bitching in Atlanta Ga. that its –10.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Big deal, cover your peaches with a hanky it’s –50 up here
for us.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You could get your tongue stuck licking a exposed nipple…… I
guess that wouldn’t be so bad though.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Now, this coming Saturday it’s going to be 8 decrees.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
8?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
-50 last week and 8 this weekend.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
What’s next, a meteor shower?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The weatherman said it will be like paradise and should
rename the city Ottalulu.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Does this idiot even know what paradise is?</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Probably got a blowjob while he slept and woke up happy.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
It was the dog moron, probably looking for a drop of fluid because his
water bowl was frozen.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Over in the UK they have 50-60 foot waves.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
You can tell they never seen waves that big before and
hoards of them run to the wharfs to watch these massive blankets of water come
crashing down on them.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
HELLO when there is a 50 foot wave bearing down on you, you
don’t park under it, then feebly try to out run it as your car is washed out to
sea.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
For all those people who don’t believe in global warming you
can kiss my frozen ass and for those who named it global warming, you have done
way too much LSD.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Global FUBAR would be more appropriate.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Stay warm</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-6293964551385842342013-12-25T01:55:00.000-05:002013-12-26T14:10:30.417-05:00Merry Christmas<div class="MsoNormal">
It was the night
before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except
the dog, four cats, eight lizards, a spider and a snake; who ate the mouse.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The stocking were hung but the kittens, well they had some
fun</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I know I have become a shadow of a blogger these days but I
know I still have a few who pass by from time to time.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
For this and to anyone who accidentally passes through these
pages I would like to wish a Merry Christmas and Happy holidays to those who
celebrate their own.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Have a good one</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Walker</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Ah damn I feel like I am cheating by just doing a hIt and
run.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Here is a little tit bit from a couple of weeks ago.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I woke up early one morning and went outside to see the
damage done by the snow we got the night before.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
As I was surveying the fresh white blanket that lay all
around, a group of kids, 15-20, and two adult stopped at this little area in
front of the arena across the street from me that the city has turned into a
small oasis for hookers to give head in privacy.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The two adults are waving their arms around and the group of
about ten year olds scatter about then fall back into the six inches of snow
and start waving their arms around.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Seeing this I make my way across the street and stop next to
a woman in her twenties.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I say “hi” and she looks at me with a big bright smile and
says “Hello”</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I ask her if she has been here before to which she says no
they just wanted to go out and play in the snow and this little area looked
perfect.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Yes this is a nice little area to frolic around in and every
day I watch it happen from my window.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Yup, every day I look out my front window a see a gazillion
dog piss and shit in this area and less than half poop scoop.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
That kid over there in the blue jacket flapping so hard he
might take off soon is laying on one that’s still steaming.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Her eyes almost popped out of her head as she ran for the
kid in the blue jacket, who looked like he had actually rising an inch off of
the ground.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Merry Christmas</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-40952809043445993932013-11-21T11:36:00.000-05:002013-11-21T11:36:24.450-05:00Calling Ground Control<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<div class="MsoNormal">
Today I got dragged out of bed early in the morning to drive
my father to the lab for some bloodwork to be done and to get a ECG done.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
This is one of my new jobs now that my father daosen’t drive
anymore.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
We get to the lab at 9am which is the time I always like to
go because it’s when they allow parking after the morning rush.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
As we walk in I grabbed a number and handed it to my father
before we found seats on opposite ends of the room as there were no other seats
available.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I sat there half asleep, half awake not even the exposed
thighs of the woman across from me perked up any more energy to move my head a
bit to get a better view.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
What her thighs did do is make me wonder how the fuck anyone
could go out in this cold wearing a short skirt.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I was dressed for winter and was cold.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I know women can generate some serious heat between those
thighs without even trying.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Actually I am surprised I haven’t seen a woman wearing a
skirt walking down the streeet in the winter with a cloud of steam pouring out
from beneath their skirt.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
I don’t need heat in the bedroom with Inia under the sheets.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The woman is like a nuclear reactor core.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
She would propell herself down the sidewalk in a skirt
during the winter.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Now that would fuck up everyones brains ha ha ha.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
So I am slowly looking around the room, up from thighs to
cleavage before resting at face level where I stopped going higher, just
scanned the rest of the faces and all of them were pointed down at their hands.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
There were 13 other people in that room ages ranging from
mid twenties to their sixties and they were all lost into their little hand
held devices.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Not a single person other than my father and I in that
waiting room didn’t have one.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
For some reason I felt naked.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Maybe that’s why I was cold, I didn’t have a hand held
device in my hand.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Well I did have one but it was to cold to pull out not that
anyone would have noticed.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The nurse called out number eleven and I had to get up to
nudge my father because the man is deaf but refuses to admit it.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Once I got him set for his tests I went outside to sit in
the car.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
As I sat there I looked around as I always do, liking to
take in my surrounding before I settle in.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Everywhere I looked I saw people with little devices in ther
hand, at the bus stop, walking down the street.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
The bus pulled in across from me and I could see the people
inside talking to their devices while other where tapping it like giant
woodpeckers.</div>
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Don’t get me wrong I am not bashing these devices, I have a
tablet a Crackberry as Inia calls it, a laptop and my Itouch that are all or in
some part always with me when I travel around.</div>
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I am just wondering what we’ve given up for these devices.</div>
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People say we are more social because of all the apps and
devices.</div>
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If that were the case why aren’t the people sitting next to
each other on the bus talking to each other instead of pecking at their
devices.</div>
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New internet laws are being passed here.</div>
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New powers to the police to be able take your device away
without a warrant.</div>
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New laws that would pit husband against wife if the court
wished it.</div>
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Our new devices have created new problem and the government
believes that stripping more of our rights is the solution to the problem.</div>
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The devices are NOT the problem.</div>
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Society is the problem.</div>
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Maybe we should be rebooting society not making more rules.</div>
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The tools we develop are not the problems it’s how we think.</div>
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How we live.</div>
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We have gone from food gatherers to hoarders.</div>
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Man fought for land to help feed his own kind.</div>
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Now we fight for money to shop with.</div>
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This is how we are evolving.</div>
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When you really think about it there are only two
occupations from the ancient times that still exist, farming and prostitution
and even they have their devices.</div>
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My father walked out of the building and we went home.</div>
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As I walked in from the back door and into the kitchen my 86
year old mother was sitting at the table pecking at her Iphone.</div>
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Times are a changing</div>
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Have a nice day</div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Peter </span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-19530747366347792542013-09-07T09:01:00.002-04:002013-09-07T09:01:52.569-04:00Just A Thought<div class="MsoNormal">
Someone asked me the other day “why do you love and care for
your pets so much”?</div>
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After a few minutes thinking of the many reasons, it came to me.</div>
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“Because they are better human beings than we are”.</div>
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Have a nice weekend</div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-1365625020826417252013-08-21T15:36:00.005-04:002013-08-23T23:24:04.202-04:00You Got to Be Kittening Me.Here is one for the weird and unbelievable.<br />
At 3am the other day my female cat decided to crawl on my back as I slept and give birth to her kittens.<br />
The first one was born on my back as I lay sleeping there.<br />
If it wasn't for the tiny squeaky noises coming from between my shoulder blades I wouldn't have noticed<br />
Yup, I am now an incubator for pussy.<br />
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Have a nice full moon day<br />
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WalkerWalkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11706769.post-63706158278646742602013-05-21T02:10:00.000-04:002013-05-23T11:56:00.877-04:00 Come Back Little Sheba Walker<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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Come back, I haven’t left Gab, I’m still here.</div>
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I’m not as motivated as I used to be I guess.</div>
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Maybe I’ve lost my Mojo.</div>
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Hmmm, so this is how Curly must have felt without Mo and Jo.</div>
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Just a lone stooge without his MoJo.</div>
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Yes there is Larry but he’s just a balding clown.</div>
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What have I been up too?</div>
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Well, alot actually but mostly taking care of my
parents………..let me rephrase that.</div>
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I'm busy being tortured by my parents.</div>
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Don’t get me wrong I love my parents to death which doesn't really say mush as they are still alive.</div>
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My father is loosing his license in 32 days.</div>
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He got into an accident with a bicycle and this pretty much
spelled the end of his driving.</div>
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It’s funny how the system works though.</div>
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You are not fit to drive but they let you keep your license
for 60 more days</div>
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It’s like a farewell tour for your drivers license where you
can kill a couple of pedestrians and not worry about loosing points on your
license with the added bonus that your insurance company, who has been sucking
the money out of your for 50 years has to pay for it.</div>
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Just crank up Radar Love on the squawk box and tear up the Walmart parking lot as you zigzag around the shopping carts hitting shopper
after shopper pushing them.</div>
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Last week my father went shopping with my mother's brother who
is 87.</div>
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He lost "his" license 3 years ago when he stopped at a red
light and fell asleep.</div>
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He did have his seat belt on though.</div>
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So my father and uncle are at the mall shopping then proceed
to head out to the car but have a little trouble finding it when out of the
corner of his eye my father spots it not to far away.</div>
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They head to it and my father gets in first and opens the
door for my uncle.</div>
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As my uncle goes to put his stuff in the back with the other
things they had earlier picked up he finds that all his things are gone.</div>
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My father looks back and yup, their stuff was stolen.</div>
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Looking around the car my father noticed some of his
personal stuff was missing as well and to add insult to injury the thieves had
stuffed a box of tampons in the middle console.</div>
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Sitting back in the car seat my father looked around the car
some more and it dawned on him that this, wasn't his car.</div>
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My uncle said you never seen two old men move so fast.</div>
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They were scared they were going to be arrest for grand
theft auto.</div>
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Not far off my father found his car with my uncle’s
belongings still in the back.</div>
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My 85 year old mother sprained her hip so now she is having
to use a cane.</div>
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She uses it to walk but mostly she uses it to knock things
down she can’t reach up high in the cupboard.</div>
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According to her if she had known this little tit bit before
she would have sprained her ass years ago.</div>
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I got two kittens a while back.</div>
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Salem and Vagina.</div>
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Inia made me change Vagina’s name because she didn't want to
have to explain to her eight year old's teachers how he got his arms scratched
up while playing with vagina over the weekend.</div>
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So now we call her Elvira.</div>
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This is just a bit of what I have been up too.</div>
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I know I don’t post here as much as I used to and I will try
too but I am still around and always will even if i didn't have any readers.<br />
Sitting here procrastinating until I do write something.</div>
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Have a nice day</div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Walker</span>Walkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.com5