D2
“Look, I’m home on time”.
“You’re drunk and stoned”.
“I am not drunk and I am NOT stoned”.
“Yes you are”.
“No I’m not”.
“Stand away from the wall”.
“FINE”!
“Now get up off the floor”.
“………………………….I can’t”.
“Here’s a blanket”
D2’s BF
“She only had one drink”.
“I SWEAR she didn’t smoke anything”
“ I didn’t know it was her first drink ever”.
“It was probably the Red Bull she mixed it with the vodka”.
“Why do you want me to close me eyes”?
“Here’s a blanket”
Papou and YiaYia
“Why did you buy chicken”?
“Why, because I was sitting here hungry while you were outside poking the dirt with a stick for four hours and I got hungry”.
“ I wasn’t going to cook today and just eat the Mousaka”.
“I don’t want Mousaka again we are always eating leftovers because you’re too cheap”.
“So instead you spend thirty dollars on chicken”.
“Well I am not eating chicken we are having the Mousaka and we will eat that chicken tomorrow”.
“I told you I am not eating leftovers again and I will not eat the Mousaka”.
“Dad, why are we eating Mousaka and roast chicken today”.
“YiaYia and Papou are fasting”.
”Oh………is it going to be Easter again”?
Friend
Knock, knock
“Hey, I’m out”.
“You know, you got some big balls not to accept my calls from jail”.
“Why do you want me to close my eyes”?
Ex and Ex SIL
“Hi Walker, it’s my birthday and D1 asked me to stop by.
“Um she said 6 pm and it’s uhhh 2 pm”.
“Yeah I know but I thought we can stop by and you can by us a drink”.
“Us”?
“Surprise it’s me to”.
“Oh yeah, I need a drink too now”.
“Here you go, a rye and coke for you, an double Amaretto for you and a tequila for me”.
“Happy Birthday”.
“Who knows if Walker gets us drunk enough he could take advantage of us”.
“HA, HA, HA “!!!
“HA, HA, HA”!!!
“HA HA HA but I'm not getting drunk”.
D1
“So, how old is Inia”?
“42D”.
D2
“Dad”?
“Yeah”
“I think Frick peed on me”.
“That’s nice”.
“When can I get off of the floor”?
“When he craps on you”.
D2’s BF
“When can I get off the floor”?
“Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again”.
"Up where............."?
Have a nice day
Walker
Manila, Philippines January 2015
9 years ago
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13 comments:
I think I like the D2, Frick pee one the best.
I want some moussaka and roast chicken, please. Now.
Yeah, me too. I'll eat homemade moussaka in any state, even old and stale.
These are great.
All this D talk I thought you were referring to my bra size ;0)
Hahaha...fun and games in Walker's life...again...lol!
Lucky you had those blankets.
lol but Im still confused. Who was drunk you or d1 or both? lol
Kids, exs, parents and pets, not to forget, friends..... no need to go out for entertainment, it comes to you.
Walker, I see you are rolling with the punches, my friend. :)
"When he craps on you"
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
ha ha ha ha
Ah to be a fly on the wall in the Walker household!
Heeeheee...I love these little vignettes into your life. Good stuff!
:o) BJ
I don't speak Canuck very well.
Did that mean D2 fell on the floor and D2's boyfriend was knocked on the floor after to a blow-to-the-head?
If I interpreted events correctly, you did the right thing!
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