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Saturday, February 21, 2015

Words Of Wisdom ©

A kid today asked me ``Why do you say fuck so much``
Why the fuck do I know, because I'm Canadian.
No, that wasn’t my answer
So I think about it for a bit.

Let’s see, I was born on the border of Quebec and Ontario to immigrant parents.
On one side they want you to be French and on the other side they want you to be English. At home they want you to be Greek.
The French don’t understand the English
The English don’t care to understand the French and the Greeks they never understand period but they all understand one word.
Fuck.
So my answer was simple. ``Fuck off kid``

Have a nice weekend

 Walker

8 comments:

Lora_3 said...

Because "Bugger Off" sounds so silly!

Be safe...

Peter said...

Top answer!!!!!

Walker said...

Lora_3: Yes is does

Walker said...

Peter: I thought so. Why sugar coat the truth ha ha ha

GAB said...

I love that answer! Fuck it! is my standard answer.

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

First of all, bro,
you need to stop saying FUCK.
It's truly trite N worthless
when you're standing before
Jesus at death's hour.
How do you grow-up? Literally?
...cuzz you N i know
1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, bro.

Ok. Here's the deal:

Yes, earthling, Im an NDE
(thus, my ethereal nomenclature) -
so I actually know God exists:
He rewards those who HONOR n RESPECT
Him and strive to follow His Laws;
for those who wanna know what
Seventh-Heaven holds for your
indelible, magnificent soul whom
God has so carefully crafted -
and if you're not too concerned
with WWIII and N. Korea,
you better follow us:

Find-out what RCIA means and join.
trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

Doesnt matter if you dont yet believe.
You still gotta stand before Jesus.
Thus, Jesus will Divinely Judge YOU
on what you believe N sed in your
finite existence...

Jesus will either send you to Hellfire
for refusing to worship N honor Him...

Or send you to Purgatory which ALL git
out depending on how grave your sins
were... Puh-ray-zuh Gawwd you sed
you were sorry on earth N let Him be
the Guide in your lifelong demise...

Or perhaps Seventh-Heaven - ya never
know, dood, you could save a burning girl from a fire at the Last Moment
and perish which you'll become an
instant Saint.

Make Your Choice -SAW

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

First of all, bro,
you need to stop saying FUCK.
It's truly trite N worthless
when you're standing before
Jesus at death's hour.
How do you grow-up? Literally?
...cuzz you N i know
1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, bro.

Ok. Here's the deal:

Yes, earthling, Im an NDE
(thus, my ethereal nomenclature) -
so I actually know God exists:
He rewards those who HONOR n RESPECT
Him and strive to follow His Laws;
for those who wanna know what
Seventh-Heaven holds for your
indelible, magnificent soul whom
God has so carefully crafted -
and if you're not too concerned
with WWIII and N. Korea,
you better follow us:

Find-out what RCIA means and join.
trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.