If I crapped down a wishing well
Would it land in China?
What, as a kid we used to think we could take a shovel and dig our way to China?
As we get older we know better, not all holes end up in China but in China they know different.
They know if they dig deep through the clay all holes will end up in North America
They sell us enough fucken toilets to prove it.
Another thing.
Why would we want to dig a hole all the way to China?
I get tired just thinking of digging in a pot.
All the way to China, why?
For Chinese food?
I live five minutes from China Town.
I can order food and get my laundry done at Mrs Lees down the street without breaking a sweat.
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But, I need to know.
Don’t you?
I mean if I dug a hole straight down from where I am where would I end up.
With my luck I would hit a water main six feet down and drown.
So on the internet I went to find a way to figure out where I would end up if I swallowed enough Viagra and red bulls to get off the couch and dig a hole to someplace.
After a relatively short search I found this map which flips everything on the opposite for you to see.
Printing this map out.
Obviously I have fuck all to do.
I print this out then using my twelve-foot measuring tape I figure out where I would end up if I dug a hole straight down.
Great, right smack bang where the Indian ocean meets Antarctica near this tiny speck that looks like an island.
Hold on I will need google maps for this.
NO NO NO
This is too cruel.
French Southern and Antarctic Lands
I live next to Quebec already.
Fuck that.
All this digging has made me hungry.
Have a nice day
Walker
Hi, yes, I’d like to order a dozen shrimp spring rolls and some hot and sour soup.
Manila, Philippines January 2015
9 years ago
9 comments:
Yes, I need to know too...
You need to get a life, is what you need to do...lol.
If you're gonna do it, though, before you begin to dig, remember to call the one number you need to know. The one that contacts all the utility companies for you so that they can come out and mark where there are underground pipes and wires around where you're gonna dig.
Have fun with that.
Great song btw.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If it makes you feel any better I never dig
You no want "Flied Lice" ??
Dude-
If you took enough Viagra and drank enough red bulls to get off the couch, I am positive you would NOT be digging to China! LMAO!!
Just reading about digging made me hungry. I'll take some shrimp rolls, too please.
you must tell me what does hot and sour soup taste like? I havent tried that yet....love the wonton soup not so crazy on the egg drop. Oh wait Im off the subject...your fault you mention food....Im afraid I would get 6 inches down and say hell with it. After all myu back couldnt take it and now neither can my knee....so with that in mind lets eat
So, there's someone out there who thinks weird shit like I do *laughing*
loved your comment on my blog - always love them though - make me laugh!
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