Yellow Light District ©

“Hello”
“Yeah, that’s me”.
“Yeah…..really”?
“Yeah well he’s a lying little fucker and if I see him again I’m giving in a lucky slap hard enough to bounce his eyeballs off the wall across the room because he’s lucky he’s alive especially after he almost killed me and D2 and the others there”.

“Don’t fucken tell me what I can get charged for you dipstick”.
“ If you bothered to look up my name before you called you would know better than to say something stupid like that to me”.
“Besides I think he’s fucked as it is, what with him breaking all those laws and causing all that carnage”
“Yellow light my ass”.
“He’s lucky no one ended up dead”.

“So is that enough for your report”?
“Cool”.
“Don’t call back”.

Have a nice day

Walker

Culture Shock ©

People never learn.
I mean they understand but they refuse to learn.
For instance they forget that the world is different depending on where you come from and think that what was is ok here is ok there and when they find out otherwise they freak out.
Usually when it’s to late and they are in jail and crying foul.
They didn’t know it was different here.
Well what can I say; ignorance of the law is not a defense unless you’re Arnold Schwarzenegger and plain fucken ignorant.

I guess he figured it was ok since his wife comes from a family whose men all fucked around.
Arnold, Arnold, fuck around not knock up.
Stupid……….what am I saying?
It’s Arnold.
He’s so stupid there are only two things he can be, a bad actor and a bad politician.

Everyone around the world quickly condemned his actions and rallied behind his wife including Martin Sheen who was heard telling her that she was a goddess and passed her his phone number but this post isn’t about Arnold.
This is about how we confuse our way of life with some of the places we visit or see on television.

I’ve done some traveling around the world and have learned that marijuana is illegal almost everywhere but readily available.
It’s still illegal and I would be taking a risk if I bought some.
If I did and got caught I can’t say I didn’t know because I did but it doesn’t matter because it’s illegal there anyway.

Like in France who just passed a law saying that it’s illegal for Muslim women to wear a burka.
That’s a sheet over your head with a hole to see through.
Scratch dressing up as a ghost for Halloween in France.

Personally I don’t agree with that law and think it’s discriminatory but then again they are French and in France they decide.
I don’t see what the problem is when they are walking around among the general public but if they are stopped and ordered to show identification they must show the face to match the picture on the ID.

You know if they wear a surgical mask and scarf around their head they were achieve the same result as a burka and it would be legal until the French ban all hats, masks and scarves.
You know, the French would, they’re weird.
Look at that big-shot banker who got arrested in the States on suspicion of rape.
They showed pictures of him handcuffed and being led away.
In France criminals aren’t handcuffed if they have a good job and can afford a large bribe.
People in France are appalled that he was handcuffed in public and led away.

See this is another clash of culture.
In the States if you run out of the bathroom naked then drag the maid to the floor and try to fuck her that’s considered attempted rape not foreplay.
You see in France rape is called a one-night stand.
See the problem here is he thought he was in France but that’s not a real excuse.
Welcome to the other side of abnormal buddy.
Just be happy you are in a country that practices due process and not chopping your pecker off.

Have a nice day

Walker

Rain Drops Keep Falling ©

Where have you been, meaning me?
Not here that’s for sure or at home.
I just spent some time down in the States.
I was there when the old Binster was taken out and witnessed the joy and confusion of it all but in the end we are all happily dysfunctional with it.
Does this mean I can bring my toothbrush on a plane now?

You know they make you take your shoes and socks of now before you get on a plane right?
I hate that and now just to get a little payback if I know I am going through U.S. customs I take a new pair of socks and bury them in Frick’s litter box a week before and the day you are to take off dig them out and put the on over your socks then out on a freezer bag, large one for me, over the sock and put your shoe on.
The freezer bags so you don’t stink up your shoes but with mine it might be an improvement.

So when they ask you to remove your shoes and put them in the tray just stand back and watch.
Everyone in line ahead of you including customs people will gag and run for the doors as they slowly make their way up on the treadmill.
This is when you sneak back the 250 ml tube of toothpaste they took out of your bag back in it.

Have you been watching the flooding in the news down along the Mississippi?
I’m watching CNN and the weatherman there says rise more than another four inches.
Who the fucks worrying, these people stopped worrying when it passed six feet high.
What’s another four inches when the big cock shoved up your ass in already dangling out of your mouth and pissing on your feet?

ZILLIONS of dollars are spent on the war machines of many countries when the money could be spent on other things like maybe engineering ways to prevent this kind of catastrophe.
Like in Australia.
While half the country is burning the other half is drowning.
I know I am a simpleton on these matters but wouldn’t a huge sewer, a canal maybe created to send all this water where it could be used instead of left to destroy where its not needed.

We read in the history books about people 4000 fucken years ago creating these engineering marvels that still exist for us to gawk at while scratching our head in wonder on how they did this without the monster trucks we have now at our disposal.

We can dig up huge pits to mine out minerals but we can’t create a safe environment for people to live in?
You can’t control the rain but you can create ways to move it along faster before it becomes a problem.
It costs money.
Yes it does but it will create jobs so you save from paying out on welfare or unemployment insurance and generate tax income from these workers while solving major problems.
It’s all a win, win situation, but that’s work.
Maybe to much work for our politicians and the fact that it’s much easier to pay the welfare and suck the life out of the rest who by the way are getting smaller compared to the one’s needing.
Imagine, people we consider primitive were more imaginative and constructive.
I guess that would make us destructive.
They saw a problem and dealt with it.
We blow it up then drown the evidence.

Over in Manitoba there is flooding or will be.
Seems the levies are holding but there is a problem, the people down river aren’t as safe so the plan is to open the levy on one side to they can flood the people who were safe because there is less of them.
You see, the people who are safe are only 110 houses and farms but in town there are 360 homes so it better to sacrifice the few for the many even if they were safe and help pay for the levy that was built to save them from this very catastrophe.
Now you know why the government imposes gun control in this country because you can’t overthrow them with a slingshot and a beaver tail.

Some solutions are way to easy and costly.
When will they start thinking ahead to prevent this from happening so we don’t have to ruin other people’s lives to patch shit up?
Great, I see I line of water running out of the kitchen along the hallway floor water hates me.
Where’s the duct tape?

Have a nice day

Walker

Taking Out The Garbage ©

So, how's your week been?
Big week eh?
Bin Laden, dead.

Maybe?

I for one would have preferred a slight different outcome like, alive to face the families of his victims before standing trial for his crimes then punished in accordance to his sentence but he chose to go down as he had stated, fighting to the end.
You got to give him some credit for that, the man did what he said he would do and never EVER denied it.
That's very important because it negates the need for a trial.
I mean he commits mass murder then goes on file admitting it to the world and that it was only the beginning and backs that up with more murderous attacks.
He wasn't shy so if there was a terrorist act that they suspected his doing and he called to say it wasn't him, i"d believe him because he was real nut, a MEGALOMANIAC nut.
We've had a few bananas through history like Papa Doc Duvalier, Baby Doc, Idi Amin, Mussolini, Franco, the guy in Libya, Ghaddafi khadafi or however they spell it and others like them who inflict their brutality on their own people as opposed to the nuts who try and destroy the whole world for their own selfish reasons like Hitler, Mao, Rome (Pick a salad any salad) and others over the centuries.
We will always have nuts and bananas fucking the sheep until we become wolves to hunt them down to satisfy our sense of security and our right for justise for a crime.
Crime and Justice is a marriage forged in hell and Bin Laden walked down that aisle with a dark shadow as his bride while under a veil of religion to hide the truths he didn't want anyone to know about.

He may have been a murdering mother fucker but he kept to his beliefs and in the end wasn't found hiding in the bottom of some hole in the middle of a desert like a scared rodent but safe in the bosom of one of our ALLIES for five years while our soldiers were being killed looking for him.
This guy is responsible for the killing of thousands of Pakistani soldiers and moves within a fart's reach of their capital and no one noticed.
Uh huh
I know I smell something, sniff sniff.
I don't think when the Americans gave them 9 billion dollars to look the other way when they crossed into Pakistan to strike at terrorists they meant foer them to stop looking under their noses too.
Un fucken believable.

Personally I am happy he has been taken out of commission and take my hat off to the bravery of the units sent to secure their target which they did within the parameters set by their superiors but i won't believe he is dead.

I don't care what they say, buried at sea my ass.
I want to see the body because if you can't produce the corpse then it tells me you are hiding something and frankly i don't trust the government, any government.
It wouldn't be the first time they lied to us and or the last.
They say they don't want his grave to become a shrine.
Like this won't make him bigger than he was.

I say he's alive and held captive someplace secure to interrogate and will never see freedom again.
I can no more prove that, than they can now prove he is dead since they destroyed the evidence at sea.
Producing DNA without a corpse isn't proof either, it doesn't tell you if the person was dead or alive when it was taken and pictures can be doctored.

I am mad that we will never have complete closure as we did with Sadam when we saw him tried then executed by his own people, his victims.
I am saddened that the families of his victims won't have the opportunity to face this bastard.
I am happy, dead or alive, he will not be able to see the light of day again to cause more pain and grief but it's not the end and it will never be until the world finds a united way to live together.

Have a nice day

Walker