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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

What Should I Do? ©

Update: I would like to ask you to stop by here and vote for FireByrd who is trying to win some cash to donate to help fix the roof of a school.
She's a little so shy to ask but I'm not when it comes to a good cause.
You can vote HERE and you could vote every24 hours.
It costs us nothing and it would help somepeople who need it, so lets see what some blog love and blog power can do, spread the word and lets jack up the thumbs for a roof.
Thank you.

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Monday, Monday
Another fucken Monday
The Mommas and Pappas should have sung about that.

Monday, Monday
Another fucken Monday
The day after a Boring Sunday

Monday, Monday
The start of another mundane week
Until Friday, the day I really seek

Monday, Monday
Why don’t you go away?
Leave me here to sit and play

Last week I was going through a stomach flu generously donated by one of the kids.
I spent so much time polishing the toilet I know hove to wear sunglasses to walk in it’s so bright.

What did I do?
I picked and pecked through almost all of your blogs.
I have two left.
I know someone whose laughing at that.

She sat there listening to me bitch the other day that I haven’t read any blogs in a while and I was going through my regulars, which is about 60 BTW.
Why is it when I’m healthy and with nothing to do most of you are taking a break, sick or in the closet banging the shelves and when I’m sick you all decide you’re going to post every fucken day.
Eh, what’s with that?

I have been sitting around here soaking up life thinking about shit.
Shit will be the subject of this post I think.
Not shits, that was me last week.

Why is it people can’t think on their own?
Why can’t people get up and do something about something instead of going to someone else to do their thinking for them.

I understand that sometimes you may need a second opinion but before you go out to get that second opinion you should pretty much have an answer.
And when you know what must be done why do you wait until the last minute and then proclaim defeat and throw it down at someone else’s feet and expect them to deal with it for you.

Why is it that you can’t plan your own future?

If you go to the government website you can do your taxes on line and for free.

I don’t care if you had ended it with your ex three years earlier.
Fucking your ex stepson wasn’t the smartest thing to do.
It’s not the same; I picked you both up together.

Walker my old man gave me forty grand as part of my inheritance I was thinking of buying a canteen truck and making money with it.
Your fifty five years old and can b rely make it to the washroom for a piss most times how the fuck do you think your going to work 18 hours a fucken day to operate a canteen truck.

Well then I have a friend who know someone selling a convenience store.
The previous owners went bankrupt.

I tell you what; I’ll sell you a treasure map for forty grand.

Why would you want to buy a business that died?
Take twenty-five grand and buy a condo at this place.
They’re selling for 100 Gs.
Take the 20 years plan and pay 500 a month for the mortgage and condo fees.
In 20 years sell the fucker for about 200 grand then move Thailand or someplace like that.
Marry a twenty four year old chick that you can watch spending your coin while you sit back pretending you can still get it up.

Thailand eh?

Yup.

I’m not one to mix words.
If I have something to say I say it.

The other day I went to my Ex’s to pick up some stuff.
She is packing and most of the apartment has been put away or thrown out.
She sat having a smoke telling me about her troubles and how she doesn’t have a place to move to yet but she found this one place online.
She told me this story about a missionary working in Africa and wanting to rent his place here.

I told her that I think it was a farce but she argued she got an answering email from his wife who lives at their other house in the States.
Now let think for a second.
How much money do missionaries get to own houses in two different countries?
I told her not to do anything an NOT to send money to them until I looked into it but I am sure it was a farce.
I told her to send him any money first and never rent an apartment without seeing it first.
After picking up a few things I looked at her and told her a few things before I left.

An hour after I got home the EX Imed me and said she forwarded me an email that she got from Father Jerkmeoff saying:

“HOW ARE YOU, I JUST SAW YOUR MAIL LIKE AN HOUR AGO, I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD BE SO QUICK TO LOOSE YOUR TRUST IN ME,I AM A MAN OF GOD WHAT KIND DO YOU THINK I AM,I KNOW THAT BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN THE INTERNET BUT REMEMBER THAT LIGHT WILL ALWAYS SHINE ABOVE DARKNESS, I WENT TO DHL TO PROCESS THE SENDING OF THE KEYS JUST LIKE I PROMISED AND I DID EVEN WITHOUT YOUR MONEY BUT YOU COULDNT KEEP YOUR PROMISE EVEN WHEN I AGREED TO TAKE HALF PAY FIRST,I FEEL SO BAD AFTER THE STRESS OF GETTING TO ARRANGE THINGS JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO CONFIRM THE PAYMENT.
I EVEN TRIED CALLING YOU BUT COULDNT REACH YOU.ALL AM SAYING IS YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO RECIEVE THE
KEYS TOMOROW,I KNOW THEY DID THE RITE THING ADVISING YOU BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I CANT RUN AWAY FROM MY PROPERTY AND I KNOW YOU WONT BECAUSE OF THE REMAINING BALANCE THAT WAS WHY I TRUSTED YOU ENOUGH TO GO AHEAD WITH THE PROCESSING.
IF YOU DONT WANT THE APARTMENT ANYMORE ITS OK,BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW IT WAS FOR REAL OK.
GODBLESS YOU”


Go fuck yourself is what I would have sent back to that wanker.

After I left she got an email from the minister saying that he required 1000 dollars upfront for the keys and she would have to use Western Union to wire the money to some place in Kenya.

She replied that she wasn’t going to send him her money just like that.
That was the response she got to her email.
That email, guilt and her desperate need for a place got her thinking, then walking to the Western Union counter.
At the counter the girl there told her that there were a lot of scams from that part of Africa and she decided not to wire them the money and went home then Imd me.

I ran a check on the email address and it the same email used to tell people about a 150 million dollar inheritance but they need 50 grand to get it out of probate.

IF IT SOUNDS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE, THEN IT’S NOT.

The ex barely has enough for one moths rent and she was willing to take a risk with that vulture.
I’ll like to find them and stake them out in the savanna and let the vultures pick at them like they do to desperate people.

My Ex isn’t the swiftest card in the deck but she can stop and think if she just stopped.
I told her six months ago to move but she lounged and now she is in trouble.

Her sister stopped by the other day.
She told me that the EX told her what I said to her at the door.
Yeah so, it was the truth.

She looked like shit.
I told her to clean herself up.
She’s depressed.
So would I be if I spent the whole day looking like I did when I looked into the mirror first thing in the morning.

Take a fucken shower.
Put on some clean clothes and feel good.
Go out for some air and let your skin breath.
I believe if you look good, you’ll feel good and if you look like shit you’ll feel like shit.

So I told her, I wasn’t lying, someone has to be the bad guy and I’m so good at it.

How did I get this job again?
Giving other people advice when I don’t even take my own.
It doesn’t even pay any money and gratitude only goes so far.
Why don’t I say no you ask, because when I do agree later I’ll have a bigger problem to deal with?

Hold on the phone.

I got to go; there are wedding problems I have to solve for someone.

So what if the best man is a woman.
Get a transvestite for maid of honor…………

Damn family……….

Have a Happy St. Patty’s Day to all the Irish and not so Irish out there

Walker

31 comments:

Megan said...

My mother sent me one of those Craigs list ads when I was getting ready to move.

I very gently told her not to send me any more.

Poor mom, she thought it was a miracle deal...

Rainbow dreams said...

Happy St Patricks day Walker :) I'm nearly out of steam and it's only tuesday...but am enjoying a trip back in time listening to your music here :)
Katie, x

nachtwache said...

OK, I voted first. I have the same bug, but most came out the other way. I heaved even after there was nothing left to up chuck. I hate barfing!
At least I'm not having to go to work with those bozos :) One bright side about being sick.
I don't think I'd like to hear anyone tell me I look like shit. She should see a doctor about depression, sometimes you need help.
I know you're busy these days, more than before, but it's good that your girls have you in their life now!
Speedy recovery.

Just telling it like it is said...

I been green all day today although I have wanted to be pinched on my butt!!! Sending you the Mwahhhh hoping you feel better...they have medicine for vomiting ya know called Phengergan...Hugs

Tamara said...

Goung back to vote.
But I totally agree...before you get MY money.I want to SEE the place for pete's sake!!Hey!Your Ex and mine should hang out....LOL
Oh,and I certainly hope I'm not one of the peeps you need to visit!
I get horrified when I don't see you've been checkin' on me! I know,I oughta knock it off...it's an entitlement issue,I think.Nahhh,seriously...I want you to get better first!!

Fire Byrd said...

Hey Walker, can't even read the rest of this post cause you've made me cry with your thoughtfullness. I'll have to come back later to get my proper walker fix.
Thanks hon
xxxxxx

itisi said...

You are enabling her to be dependent on you. Eh.

Peter said...

Its tough trying to help some people Walker, they're to stubborn to take the advice they ask for.

Lora_3 said...

I don't know if I'm laughing at you or with you but damn you do crack me up.

I like the label "Trying to be Funny"! You are funny you don't have to try! LOL

Be safe...

Sally said...

Well, I think you should keep doin' what you're doin' 'cause you do it so well. :)

Are we still on for HD on Saturday? I need help choosing paint. hahahaha

Terri said...

I just can't believe how naive people are. Hot Rod has a client that has sent tons of money not once but twice to a scam like this. The last time they refused to cut her a check to send so she pulled the money out to get a money order. She was convinced it was for real even AFTER she had already been scammed out of $50K. It's so sad there are vultures out there preying on the naive people of the world.

Walker said...

Megan: Some people believe everything, som people belive nothing.
My parents believe everything other people tell them I'm just lucky my father is a cheapskate LOL

Walker said...

Rainbow dreams: I love music old or new as long as it can inspire movment or thought but yeah this is one of my favorites

Walker said...

nachtwache: Ha i jut commented on your blog at the same time.
I hate being sick and i wish i could tAke a day off from house work from it but there is only one maid here

Walker said...

Just telling it like it is: If my arms were longer I'd pinch you.
Probably get smacked from not copping a feel though HA HA HA

I spent last week being green

Walker said...

Tammi: People are so desperate at times they do stupid things without thinking first all the time and there are heartless bastards out there waiting to take advantage of that

Walker said...

Fire Byrd: Now look what you did, I have to mop up the blog.
Friends help friends :)

Walker said...

itisi: I am not helping her but pushing her to get off her ass and go deal with her problems instead is sitting at home looking for fucken eggs on the computer.
Even though i have alot to hate her for I have to remember she is the mother of my kids and i have to teach them that sometimes we have to put our differences aside.

I like it or not she is connected to my life through them and what happens to her it will effect me so I help her do her job so i don;lt have problems down the road.

Walker said...

Peter: Yes they are hard to get througha nd when they screw up because they didn't listen to you they end up at your door begging for help.
Thats why I do my best to avoid that last part but showing them an easier way to go so I don;t have that knock on t he door down the road looking for more help, maybe help i can't giv now because the cost is to high

Walker said...

Lora_3: I always try to make people laugh and it payed back all the time when i know you laughed.

Walker said...

Sally: OH OH OH OH
I will be there saturday looking for stuff zI need and don;t need.
will meet you behind the Ficus tree ;)

Walker said...

BikerCandy: Some people are dumb as doornails and whats worse they never learn.
I think those who screwed them the first time ar the same bunch who do it to her all the time because they know she is gulable.
I think someone should follow the money to where they pick it up and shoot the fuckers.

BlazngScarlet said...

I already gave you MY opinion.
:)

And you'll do what you're going to do, and be exactly who you are .... which is pretty damn wonderful.
Just don't be mad when those of us around you take offense to others abusing your generosity. We care.
It pisses us off ... and some of us are quite vocal about it.

Just sayin ....


I voted .....Good luck Fire Byrd! :)

Just telling it like it is said...

Well, I hope your not green now..
and yes I would get upset if you only pinched my butt...
Maybe I should have a grab a boob day what do you think?

Walker said...

Scarlet: If the streng constantly inore the weak the foundation of our society rots from the bottom up.
Do I get used, yes and not in the way I would like to but at times it has to happen.
Some people know nothing else that to screw you because they have become used to getting things that way because they have been turned down to mqany times.

The trick is to know you're being fucked and controling how much you get screwed.

I will help someone if they need it and at my expense but I make sure I know what I can afford to loose and to stop it way before it gets to that point.
But its good having friend around who are there to make sure you don't over extend yourself aswell

Walker said...

Just telling it like it is: I think it would be a great idea and it could coincide with Slap Day for those who don't want their boobs grabbed lol

Monogram Queen said...

A belated Happy St. Pat's my friend and I voted for Firebyrd!

ssgreylord said...

just put a vote in for firebyrd. you're a good man, walker...

BlazngScarlet said...

I never said the strong should ignore the weak.
Quite the opposite, the weak are the ones who need the most help.
So I understand helping the ex.
The others?
Not so much
See, there's also a little thing called personal responsibility.
How can someone ever learn to take responsibility for THEIR life when others are so willing to step in and do it for them?
That's all I'm saying.

I know all about controlling how much you get screwed ..... but sometimes you also have to just let them fall on their ass and let what ever is going to happen happen.
You can't save everyone doll ... especially from themselves.

And yes, I will be more than happy to make sure you're not getting screwed from behind.
So to speak.
LOL

unless you're into that.

Megan said...

I voted!

Unknown said...

I voted! I voted alot! Just came in to say hello and give lots of hugs!
Robyn