Tender Cuts ©

Hmmmmmm…… and what idiot told you that?
Actually, are you stupid enough to believe it?
What the fuck do you mean it makes sense are you fucken stupid?
I don’t care what side cows sleep on.
No no no
Fuck you; I don’t want to know.

BECAUSE IT MAKEES NO FUCKEN DIFFERENCE!!!!!!

No I won’t ask people, they will think I’m fucken nuts like you.

Imagine that
What idiot told you that bullshit?
What do you mean you don’t want to tell me?
Why, because no one did and you came up with it on your own.
Yeah right, only you would be stupid to come up with a DUMB fucken thing like that to say

Don’t give me that crap; just admit it?
Who?
Well no fucken wonder, he’s a bigger idiot than you.
I don’t care.
No, going to high school for twelve years does not make him smart.
Yes I know he was the oldest graduate in his class and yes I know he married the janitor’s wife but that doesn’t make him smart.
Makes the janitor smart.
Ok I got to go pick up some stuff in dairy and I will meet you at the meat department.

I don’t believe what some people believe.
Ok, I am at the meat department so where is he?
Fuck, I don’t have much time here
WTF

What the hell were you doing back in the meat locker with the butcher?
You what?
Are you fucken nuts?
Listen, I am sorry about my friend, he did too much acid in his youth.
What do you mean he might have a point?
Are you fucken crackers too?

I don’t give a fuck what side s cow sleeps on; the meat won’t be fucken tenderer on that side.
Well I could say the side that was exposed to the sun is more aged you dumb fucks or maybe the ass end is tenderer because a 2000-pound bull pounds it.
What?
Steers are male.
I’m sorry.

POUNDED BY A 2000 POUND GAY BULL!!!!!!

Give me a cut of that rump roast and lets get the fuck out of here before I kill the both of you.
I don’t believe you went and told the butcher you only want meat from the right side of the cow because that’s the side it sleeps on therefore it’s more tender than t he left side.
You are NOT coming shopping with me again.
I don’t give a fuck what the butcher thinks either.
No you can’t smoke a joint, you’re already fried.

NO I don’t know if the rump is tenderer because it gets pounded by a 2000 bull.
I know I said it.
It was a fucken example
NOOOOOOOOOO
For fucks sake, just shut up.

No
Get out
I mean it; get out.
We are friends, even though you’re an idiot.
I’m not throwing you out of the car to walk home.
No, I am not
I SAID NO!!!!!!!!!
Because you’re home your twit now get out.

Yeah yeah, I’ll see you later
Fuck, some people believe anything.

I think l'll google it to be sure.

Have a nice day

Walker