blue moon (2)

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Rolling Down The Highway ©

Snow snow snow
Look at all the snow
Smokin cold air
Givin me a chill, rightdowntomyunderwear

Whine whine whine
Sputter, choke, fart
Jerk, lurch, cough
Stop pulling at my behind

Varooooom, cough, sputter
It’s twenty below
With snow everywhere but here I go
Wind blowin me down that slippery road

Wipe, brush, scrape
Squirt, wipe, squirt.
Splash !!!!!!!!!
Wipewipewipe

Swurve, honk, swear
Spin out of control
Freak out
Laugh at the car in the ditch

Sputter, sputter
Slide
Squirt, wipewipewipe
Splash, FUCK!!!!!!!!

Slipping down that road
Through the snow
Across the ice
Rolling down the highway, sideways

Watch me spinning out of control down that highway so here I come

Walker

20 comments:

Tammi said...

So are you saying that your driving like me now?
:-)
Cuz noooo that was NOT me sliding all over the road this time.LOL

3 Magpies said...

Great tune! Love it! Thanks for including it with this post.

No snow here right now, but ice this morning. I slid through an intersection, kids in tow, on the way to school/work! I said, "YIKES!" Luckily all negative posibilities were avoided!

Stay safe!

Hey, how is the master chef progressing?????

gab said...

yes yes that about sums it up here too. So far Ive been staying home only going out once in awhile

Teresa said...

I wish we would get some freaking snow. We just have the cold weather and nothing fun to play in. Michael still needs to test his sled out from LAST Christmas.

Monogram Queen said...

You are a TRUE artiste' my friend!

Walker said...

Tammi: HA HA HA
You are the queen of mayhem on the highways

Walker said...

3 Magpies: It was playing on the radio as I was spinning out of control.
I thought it was appropriate

Walker said...

gab: I wish I could stay in too but i am screwed.
Its been a while that we had this much snow

Walker said...

Teresa: If i could find a way I would shit the 80 millions tons we have here to your back your back yard LOL

Walker said...

Monogram Queen: Only when I am spinning out of control and screaming for my life and the car slowly crawls up the ass end of a plough.

Just telling it like it is said...

I though that all it did in Canada was snow?? Coarse I knew that you had to have a fart in there somewhere..a true man after my own heart!!;)

ssgreylord said...

you are a master at words (and music) :) ...

Romany Angel said...

I'm dangerous enough in dry weather and couldn't imagine driving in those conditions.

I mainly stopped by to let you know I've done my 10 Honest Things about myself. Have a great weekend Walker.xx

Peter said...

You might have guessed that I love driving? but NOT under the conditions that you get in Canada, NOPE.

Lora_3 said...

Do you need a little "ICE" P... I mean Walker. (LOL)

Be safe...

Walker said...

Just telling it like it is : Farting is the only way to melt the snow HA HA HA

Walker said...

ssgreylord: Actually thiose weren't as much words and they were my life flashing before my eyes LOL
I love music though, it's what keeps me sane

Walker said...

Romany Angel: I saw the meme and you did a fantastic job with a few surprises :)

Walker said...

Peter: I came close to driving in Austrailia but my father choose Canada instead.

Walker said...

Lora_3: Smart ass :P