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Friday, October 17, 2008

Time Flies ©

Whooooooooow Nellie

Holy fuck

It’s fucken Friday again.

WTF is going on?

Is it me or is time flying by at hyper speed?
Can someone check the speed of the earth’s orbit to make sure there are still 24 hours in a day?
I mean wasn’t it just the weekend yesterday?

Let’s see, I went to bed on Sunday night then in the morning went for a piss.
Back to bed
Jerked off then passed out.
I wake up and it’s fucken Friday.
I remember when it used to take forever for the weekend to show up and now the week flies by.

I really began noticing this a couple of weeks ago when I started worrying about going for a piss so often when in fact I was still pissing like before, just time was now flying between each pissing session.
Boy that was a relief to figure out in wasn’t a health issue and only me getting older FAST.

I think I’m going to try and take it easy for the weekend.
Maybe clean house.
Water the forest.
No jerking off that’s for fucken sure.
Probably wake up next month.

They play a whole bunch of old westerns on Saturday mornings I always like to watch.
There is football on Sunday
I’m doing my best here to slow time down people.

I don’t know what it is.
Is it the climate that makes it seem like time is flying or is it all in our heads as we see we are getting older.
Personally I think it’s the weather and how it changing that gives us the illusion of time flying.

My mother called earlier to day and told me to drop everything and run over it was an emergency.
She wanted me to go to the store and buy her eggs.
My father had gone to the doctor and was then supposed to go to see an aunt who is not feeling good so my mother wanted to make some cookies before he got back and caught her.
My mother is a baking freak and goes through 25 pounds of flour a week.
My father says he can’t afford the extra pounds.

I rush to the store for her and go home.
The phone rang and my mother wanted to know if I had some cinnamon.
I brought it over to her and while I was there she asked if I had some cloves.
I went home and returned with the cloves for her.
Thirty minutes later she called to ask if I had some nutmeg.
I brought her over some nutmeg.
Before I even get out of the door she asked if I had some baking powder.
What am I Walker’s Herb and Spice store?
I brought her over some baking powder and stood there waiting to see if she needed something else but she said no.
I went home and an hour later she called again to ask me if I had a dozen eggs because she burnt the cookies and threw them in the garbage and wanted to make more.
Gezzz

I gave her all my eggs and everything else she asked for before again and went back home.
About an hour later the phone rang and it was my mother again and she asked me to come over.
I crawled off of the couch and walked out the back door and into my father who just got back from my aunt’s.
We both walked through the back door and into the kitchen together.
You could smell the fresh cookies in the air.

My mother had her back to us running around the kitchen with a can of spray saying she had to get rid of the cookie smell before my father got home.
In a clear voice he asked her if he should leave and come back later.
She almost shit her pants at his voice.

“Sigh” Parents

I don’t know what’s worse, kids or parents.

Have a nice weekend.

Walker

34 comments:

3 Magpies said...

You are a very good son to your mother. I hope she gave you a plate of those fresh from the oven cookies!

Lora_3 said...

Hey I always thought you were the Herb store but hey I didn't want to say anything.

Love to you my Friend.

Be safe...

Puss-in-Boots said...

Time goes faster 'cos we're gettng older, just thought you'd like to know...sorry.

A.B. said...

Hi Walker? I'm fresh out of coffee this a.m. and I was wondering if you'd mind running out for some?

You're a super son and I love it when you post about your parents. And... you have a very well stocked house. I don't think I could have produced cloves.

Scarlet said...

"What am I Walker’s Herb and Spice store?"

Uh ..... YES! DUH! :D

Dotm said...

You left me asking " Who needed the ear muffs more after you and your Dad walked in- your Mom, Dad, or you? LOL I bet your Dad helped eat the cookies. Aren`t you glad you live so close? Now, it does save them gas money, or it might give you more walking exercise if you were further away as I don`t think you could say no to your Mom even if you had further to walk. Have a nice day.

Fire Byrd said...

Great timing..... hope the cookies tasted as good as they smelt!
Love the idea of jerking off increasing the speed of time... or something like that!

Megan said...

I wish I had some cookies.

Just telling it like it is said...

shite..I thought I left a great comment something about how cute your ma is and baking even though burning the cookies x1. She's so cute and well I talked about you getting exercise and all from runing back and forth...and masterbation is normal...even good for you I don't care what the Catholic Church says!!!

Peter said...

Sure glad you sorted that pissing thing out Walker, I too was beginning to think it was a health issue.

Vickie said...

I was just about to say send me some cookies but nah I'll hold out for the Baklava. :)

I think I might very soon get a lecture from the hot physician on the good and the bad of what I can and can not eat---he said something about some changes that have to be made---my blood sugars are fine but the insulin is beginning to elevate so that means I better make changes now or---

As we have said so often we better enjoy the time we have with our parents---they are not young--and damn will we look back when they are not here and wish.

Take care my friend.

nachtwache said...

Blogging and reading blogs must be a full time job for you, or you don't sleep! I'm constantly trying to catch up on my reading. You're parents are so funny!

Susan said...

lET ME GUESS. mOM IS MAKING THE COOKIES TO SUPPLY YOU WITH YOU CAMPAIGN PROMISE OF FREE MUNCHIES. IS YOUR DAD GONNA PITCH IN TO HELP SUPPLY SEX TOYS?
I LOVE YOUR FAMILY STORIES.

Miles McClagan said...

Summer used to take four years, now it takes a week...

I think it's just being old, sigh...

30 being the new 10 though, I should get Summer off

PBS said...

The Good Son should get the cookies! Time does seem to be going by faster--except during the visitation I had tonight, which dragged and dragged.

Suzanne said...

Hi honey. This comment page is hilarious!!! I'm dying. Damn. My friend from Australia should be here. I think she's lurking. Her name's Kylie. When she arrives give her a hug.

Wow. Your parents. Did you get lucky or what!? Enjoy while you can.

Love you dear.
XO

Monogram Queen said...

I wish the week-end went as slow as the fricken week!

Walker said...

3 Magpies: My mother passes them out. She doesn't eat more than one either she just loves to bake especially if she sees a new recipe on the tv she could try

Walker said...

Lora_3: No not the store jusdt a herbiphor if there is sucha thing LOL

Walker said...

Puss-in-Boots: Shhhhhh
That's why I don't change the batteries in the clock on the wall ;)

Walker said...

A.B.: Yup I l;ove to cook and bake so I am very well stocked and my mtoher knows it.
I don't think she has had to buy spices in a long time because of me.

Walker said...

Scarlet: :P

Walker said...

Dotm: Every morning my father eats cookies with his coffee so he is the one who benefits from them but he likes to complain

Walker said...

Fire Byrd: Maybe you like the mind bending rush just before an orgasm :)

Walker said...

Megan: I'd giver you some but the cats outside would probably drag me to the ground and eat them first.

Walker said...

Just telling it like it is : Does anyone care what the cathilic church says any more?

Walker said...

Peter: Yup, the plumming is important and got to keep it flowing

Walker said...

Vickie: Ha Ha Ha you would remember baklava wouldn't you.
You got to love a hot physician ;)

Walker said...

nachtwache: I post less now than i used to which gives me time to catch up on blogs. No I don;t blog full time but its not a bad idea.
My butt would be sore though.

Walker said...

Susan: My father woudl faint if your showed him a vibrator LMAO!!!!!!

Walker said...

Miles McClagan : As you get older its even shorter.
Trust me what you hate today you will beg for in years to come LOL
Thank for stopping by

Walker said...

PBS L The things you hate take the longest to end.
It's like someone is purposely slowing down time.

Walker said...

Suzanne: You're like a streaker.
You run in here flash all you can and run out LOL
You know I'm friendly with everyone

Walker said...

Monogram Queen: Time flies when you are having fun and when your not your ass usually drags three blocks back