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Thursday and a bright sunny Thursday it is.
My back has been down graded to just a being a nuisance so I guess I’m happy about that.
I could have used a little more sleep though.
5 am I get a call from my friend in the UK.
You know after 8 years you would think they knew the time zones by now and I told her.

She said she knew what time it was and that’s why she called because she knows I wake up with a hard on and needed a favor to ask me.
She knows I’m at my weakest when I’m pitching a tent.

“What do you want”?
“Uh huh”
“Really”
“Oh”
“What”?
“Fuckoff”
“I don’t know”
“Well it’s not that simple”
“Yeah I know”
“Yeah yeah”
“I don’t want a headache”
Hmmm
“I’ll think about it”
“How big are her tits again”?

Our election is over.
Yup, 38 days after it was called, they campaigned, the people voted and we have exactly they same thing as we had before we spent all that money.
I LOVE DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I am happy with the results because no one has a majority so we should get sensible government.
I have always believed a government with absolute power, absolutely abuses it.
Best to have them by the balls so they don’t run off with our lives for four years.
I know there are people out there who don’t agree with me and I am glad you don’t because it helps us keep the balance where it is now.
I’m a liberal minded person and know what I am like so having a Liberal government in total power could be catastrophic and costly because of all the needless spending.
The other end of the spectrum we have the Conservatives who would like nothing more than to handcuff you then force you to suffer to meet their goals.

What we have now is a government that has to make decisions that would agree with the other parties or they may get thrown out of power.
The ball squeezing part.
For me this is the best government because it represents ALL Canadians not just the ones who voted for one particular party.

This is one of our main weakness as a society.
We view election like sporting events and when it’s over there are champions and the vanquished.
I hear the animosity between parties and voters before and after the elections.

What happened to responsible government for the people by the people?
Why is it when someone of conscience steps outside party lines to vote with the opposition for the better of his constituency is tossed out of the party?
Why is it when you look at the commercials and debates of competing politicians half of what you hear are personal attacks on each other?
Does it matter if you went to school with a radical or if you cracked under torture?

For a person to rise through the ranks of the political ladder they would have earned that right to be going for the position they seek, so who gives a fuck if someone was a slut in collage.
Beats hiding in the closet poking yourself with a curling iron.

What are you going to do for me?
That’s what matters not all this fucken bullshit they throw at each other.
How the fuck are you going to save me money if you can’t give me more?
I want clean air not you airing dirty your laundry.
Who cares about bridges that go nowhere, tell me where my bridge is going that’s all that matters.

These people we vote for should be helping each other make our countries stronger as a team and the ones in power should be the ones doing their best to get the oppositions into the act to bind us all together not going out there and fucking everyone up.

I was sitting here the other day with a friend watching the new when the piece with McCain came on where he had passed the mic to a woman who said that she wasn’t voting for Obama because he was an Arab.

McCain grabbed the Mic from her and attacked the comment.
Thumbs up to McCain on that because race should NEVER be an issue especially when we are a melting pot of colors and nationalities, but my thoughts didn’t stop there.
I thought to myself, you know these guys fight dirty.
What if this was a set up?
Think about it whose to say the Obama camp didn’t send her over to make McCain look bad and whose to say McCain’s camp didn’t set this up so he could be the Knight in shining armor to defend the color of America.
I’m going to stand by McCain on this as I do believe him to be an honorable man but I tell you, I wouldn’t put it past them to pull crap like that to get votes.

Can someone tell me why campaigns in the States have to run for so long?
I mean when you work for a company and they do a yearly evaluation on your performance, isn’t that enough?
I mean you are in office for four years the results of your time at work is there for everyone to see so why do you need eight months of disrupting everyone lives and my TV viewing.
If you did a good job we will renew your contract but if you screwed the pouch well all the begging you do won’t help you and stop licking my ass.
The only thing there is what you left after fucking us all.

I sit and watch the news sometimes just shaking my head.
I watch these debates and I’m waiting for Jerry Springer to jump out from behind a curtain with some KKK members, Al Sharpton and the old lady who won’t vote for Arabs, naked wrestling Obama to the floor and tying him up with her bra.

Stoning politicians should be legal.
A stoned politician might be better.
Hmmm

Vote for Walker
Free munchies and sex toys for everyone

Have a nice day

Walker