Friends Take On The Date ©

I tell you it’s the way he talks to them.

No no he must have a big cock

So what you’re saying is he pulls it out and wiggles it like a worm catching a fish?

That’s what I do.

And that’s why you haven’t been laid since Woodstock

It’s not that, he takes them out and spends lots of money on them.

Shut up, he has no money, he sucks them in somehow.

What are you guys talking about?

Walker is out on a date.

Who, Walker, get out?

Yeah really my sister saw him at the Greek festival with her.

Get the fuck out of here.
Who’s wife was it?

That tall broad that was at his BBQ.

The one that looks like Kathryn Zeta Jones?

Yeah, that one.

I thought she was that other guy’s girlfriend.

That’s what we all thought but you know him, nothing stops him if he wants something.
Did you see how she was staring at him all night and the BBQ?

She was probably looking at all the grease on his shirt.

Hey, I have an idea let’s go over to his place and bug the shit out of him.

I’m in.

So am I.

Let’s go; someone grab the beer.

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Hi Mrs K, we stopped by to see Walker.

I don’t think he’s home yet.
He took his father’s car and went out on a date to the Greekfest.

Do you mind of we wait for him on the porch.

No it’s ok I am sure he will be home soon but you can get some chairs from the back if you want

Hey look who it is, Rick.
How’s living in Montreal and WTF are you doing here.

Montreal is ok but I have to come down once in a while to see the boys.
What the hell are all you guys doing here?

We’re waiting for Walker.

Why where did he go?

He went on a date.

Yeah right, now where is he really, Jail?

No he went out on a date.

Ha Ha Ha, you guys will never change.
Hi Mrs K. where’s Walker?

He went out on a date.

Holy fuck, you’re kidding?

Hey look, there’s Pat.
He was at the Greekfest so he can tell us if he saw walker.

Hey guys, how’s it going.

Great, we were wating for Walker.
Did you see him at the festival.

Yeah, he was there with a really good looking tall woman who was wrapped around him the whole time.

You’re kidding?

No, he couldn’t budge she was all over him.
I guess that’s why they left early.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

WHAT?!!!!!!

Oh hi MrK.

What do you mean he left early?
Where’s my car?

I’m sure your car will be fine MrK.

Where could he possibly go with her, she is not one of those broads he brings home from the bar.
He’s probably chatting her up in some coffee shop.

Walker doesn’t drink coffee.
He hates coffee.

Ain’t that the truth.

I got an idea, let’s call his cell phone.

Fuck that, I’m not going to get killed.
Remember Julio.

No, I can’t say that I do.

Exactly and all he did was wake him up in the morning before 10 am.

Yeah but this is different but just to be safe let’s get his mother to call, he won’t kill her.
Hey Mrs K you feel like giving Walker a call to see when he will be coming home?

Sure I don’t mind.

Hi Walker, it’s your mother.
Your mother, the woman who gave birth to you.
You gave me the number.
Yes you did.
The day when you forgotshowed me your cell bill in the kitchen.
I thought you left it on the table so I can copy the number down.
I just called because your friends are all here and wanted to know when you will be coming home.
OK
Ok, I will tell them.
He said he will be home in 10 minutes and he wants you all to stand in the street so he could show you something.

Where you going Pat?

I’m getting the fuck out of here before he gets back and I end up meeting Julio.

Hey look, isn’t that him now?

What the fuck are all you doing on my porch at 1:30 am and Ma why are you still up?

I hope you didn’t go to the Greekfest looking like that.

Why what’s wrong with the way I look?

Your T-shirt is on inside out.............

Have a nice day

I better not find another pair of woman's underwear in the back seat of the car again.

I thought we agreed that those were mom's.

Walker