blue moon (2)

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Tagged By A Boxer ©

I have been tagged with a meme.
I hate Memes.
Why is it the ones you love put you through the most pain?
They know you hate these things but still tag you because they can and I never say no to a friend especially one that could probably out box me.
Ok it's not that much of a pain but I like bitching about doing them.

Eight things I want to do or would like to do before I die.

Tough Question

I have done a lot in my life and I’m happy how I am now without getting in any more trouble.
There are a couple of personal things I would like to add to spice it up in the right direction but life is an adventure for me right now and I can’t see me wanting to add to it but ABoxer did tag me and I think I may be able to squeeze something out just for her.

As I kid I wanted to be a cowboy or an astronaut.
I rode a horse, fucked a cowgirl then saw Brokeback Mountain.
The cowgirl was the better ride so I decided after that I would rather be an astronaut and put the cowgirl in a space suit to bring her along.
The other two just give you a sore butt.
So one thing would be I would like to go into space, on a space ship, not on a joint.
I want to see this blue planet the way a visitor might see it one day.

OH, I know, I want to see the pyramids.
They’re pointy like those bras women wore in the 40’s.
What the fuck was up with those.

Do you know how many short guys lost an eye in the 40’s because of those bras.
That’s why they made so many pirate movies back then because eye patches were so common with men and a few lesbians.

I want to take Biggie to the Great Wall of China, just to see if the little fucker can piss on the whole thing.
He might get eaten as squab though.

I want to be leader of the world for a week.
Why only a week you ask?
There probably won’t be a world left after that HA HA HA
The first order of business would be to deport the WHOLE Middle East to the moon and give them every piece of weaponry there is on the Earth then sit back with the rest of us and watch the fireworks, if they’re that stupid that is.
I’d like to tell the world that the only path to peace is to achieve peace at home first before you can preach peace to the rest of world and then acceptance of how we all live in peace in our own societies.

I want to play poker with the nine best poker players in the world and also play dress poker with the nine sexiest female poker players in the world.
You don’t think I’m stupid enough to play strip poker do you.
Loosing all your money is one thing but the shirt off of your back is another, besides starting off naked sounds like more fun, don’t you all think?

I want to have a one on one talk with the Dhalai Lama and the Pope, only to compare my views with someone who sees things from the lighter side of my darkness.
I could tell the Dhalai Lama pussy doesn’t taste like chicken.
The Pope probably already knows.

I want to go fishing someplace where no human has ever been to before and listen to the sounds the earth makes.
I want to taste the cold water of an unspoiled lake, except for the fish crap I guess.

Number eight, hmmmm,

I want to go to Flanders Fields
Not to be angry or to feel pity
Just so I can say I never forget what is important

That’s eight and I’m FREE FREE FREE
I also tag no one as is my way but offer it to anyone to take and use or abuse at will.

I hate Memes, and I got to answer to 3 or four of those awards thingies.
What’s wrong with giving a guy a large breasted female instead, now that would be a tag? “Wink”

Have a nice day



BikerCandy said...

Wow, I'm your first! I like your lists Walker. You did good!

Robyn said...


*brushes away a tear* You comment just touched my heart dear friend! I just want to give you a big ol' hug you big ol' softie! Thanks for always stopping by your are simply the best! :)

Now your lists are just great and fun to know!
Lots of hugs,

Puss-in-Boots said...

I like your eight, Walker...especially the reasons as to why you want to do them. Dress poker...heheh!

Hope all is well in your world.

Scarlet said...

What a fantastic list!

Dalai Lama ....
Dress poker ....
Deportation to the moon ....
All wonderful.
But ...
Visit to Flanders Field really got me.

Monogram Queen said...

I always like your lists too.. I "may" take this one.... it involves alot of thinking though. Hmmmm........

Anonymous Boxer said...

see? It didn't hurt did it? I don't like meme's either, but this one made me think about where I am and where I'm going and in the end I'm glad I did it. THEN, I wanted to share my "pain" and I thought of you! These answers are great. I love how Scarlet summerized your answers... they confirmed what I've already said before;


xoxo and thank you.

Walker said...

BikerCandy: I'm never first :(
I'm happy you like the list

Walker said...

Robyn: Yup that's me, make the girls wet at the wrong end.
Might explain why i am single LOL
I enjoy stopping by and reading your posts

Walker said...

Puss-in-Boots : Thnk you, I figured I should ned a reason for doing something :)

Walker said...

Scarlet: I have alot of respect for people who go out and put their lives on theline to help other people and the first world war was our first real look at the horrors of war

Walker said...

Monogram Queen: You can take anything you like from me :)

Walker said...

Anonymous Boxer: Next tiem you want to share stop by with a six pack and a joint LOL

I have done more memes in the last 3 1/2 years than you have probably read.
I just don't like doing things that everyone else does.
It's why I am not in Mute Mondays,Wordless Wednsdays, Spank the Monkey Fridays, wait no that something else.

But this one does tell people a little about us.

But some like this one

Bud said...

Man, I hate memes too but you did it right. This one was just the best! You came up with some fun shit there, Walker.

Just telling it like it is said...

I'm glad to know that the "P" doesn't taste like chicken...

Robyn said...

Walker...YOU kill me! "wet on the wrong end"! LMAO! Wait...wait I have to catch my breath! I swear in a past life you were a comic! Love ya!

Anonymous Boxer said...

I think you should totally start "Spank the Monkey Friday"!

Scarlet said...

I would join "Spank the Monkey Friday"!

Oh wait ....

Walker said...

Bud: I am a firm believer if there is something you hate to do then find a fun way to deal with it.
Some of my enemies are still laughing between the crying LOL

Walker said...

Just telling it like it is: Yes and not like umm "P" LOL

Walker said...

Anonymous Boxer: No No not me I'd rather just Spank the Monkey on Fridays ;)

Walker said...

Scarlet: You want to join the Spank The Monkey every day club LOL

Walker said...

Robyn: I have never killed anyone that I can recall.
There are a few blank spots in my memory but I have never woken up covered in blood.
Naked yes, but not bloody.

Trying to make people laugh is one of my most favorite things.
It's right up there with eating chocolate and pussy but below eating chocolate covered pussy with cherries and they say once you loose it you can't get it back.
They sell them by the jar at 7/11.

Scarlet said...

Who says I haven't already?!

Walker said...

Scarlet: Not me.
I know better ;)

Robyn said...

You are a decadant soul...YUMMY! And to think I am crazy about chocolate and someone eating 'P'! Yes...very yummy indeed! And I for one am very glad you have never had to kill someone. Me on the other hand not so lucky...(solider's woe) but you make me laugh so hard I swear my neighbors come running to their windows to find out why?! (our houses here in Elk Grove are very close you could shake hands...well almost! But if one was getting busy and they happen to be loud and the windows were open...well that could prove to free entertainment for the neighborhood! LMAO! Thanks always for the great laughs!
Love ya!

Walker said...

Robyn: Soldiers only kill combatants barring any accidents so none efver kill someone they specifically go out to kill.
Same as someone who is forced to take a life. It's not a killing that was wanted just a fact of life.

There is nothing wrong with fee entertainment but tell the neibours for a small fee they could sit on your couch and be part of the show :)