Tagged By A Boxer ©

I have been tagged with a meme.
I hate Memes.
Why is it the ones you love put you through the most pain?
They know you hate these things but still tag you because they can and I never say no to a friend especially one that could probably out box me.
Ok it's not that much of a pain but I like bitching about doing them.

Eight things I want to do or would like to do before I die.

Hmmmmm
Tough Question

I have done a lot in my life and I’m happy how I am now without getting in any more trouble.
There are a couple of personal things I would like to add to spice it up in the right direction but life is an adventure for me right now and I can’t see me wanting to add to it but ABoxer did tag me and I think I may be able to squeeze something out just for her.

As I kid I wanted to be a cowboy or an astronaut.
I rode a horse, fucked a cowgirl then saw Brokeback Mountain.
The cowgirl was the better ride so I decided after that I would rather be an astronaut and put the cowgirl in a space suit to bring her along.
The other two just give you a sore butt.
So one thing would be I would like to go into space, on a space ship, not on a joint.
I want to see this blue planet the way a visitor might see it one day.

OH, I know, I want to see the pyramids.
They’re pointy like those bras women wore in the 40’s.
What the fuck was up with those.



Do you know how many short guys lost an eye in the 40’s because of those bras.
That’s why they made so many pirate movies back then because eye patches were so common with men and a few lesbians.

I want to take Biggie to the Great Wall of China, just to see if the little fucker can piss on the whole thing.
He might get eaten as squab though.

I want to be leader of the world for a week.
Why only a week you ask?
There probably won’t be a world left after that HA HA HA
The first order of business would be to deport the WHOLE Middle East to the moon and give them every piece of weaponry there is on the Earth then sit back with the rest of us and watch the fireworks, if they’re that stupid that is.
I’d like to tell the world that the only path to peace is to achieve peace at home first before you can preach peace to the rest of world and then acceptance of how we all live in peace in our own societies.

I want to play poker with the nine best poker players in the world and also play dress poker with the nine sexiest female poker players in the world.
You don’t think I’m stupid enough to play strip poker do you.
Loosing all your money is one thing but the shirt off of your back is another, besides starting off naked sounds like more fun, don’t you all think?

I want to have a one on one talk with the Dhalai Lama and the Pope, only to compare my views with someone who sees things from the lighter side of my darkness.
I could tell the Dhalai Lama pussy doesn’t taste like chicken.
The Pope probably already knows.

I want to go fishing someplace where no human has ever been to before and listen to the sounds the earth makes.
I want to taste the cold water of an unspoiled lake, except for the fish crap I guess.

Number eight, hmmmm,

I want to go to Flanders Fields
Not to be angry or to feel pity
Just so I can say I never forget what is important

That’s eight and I’m FREE FREE FREE
I also tag no one as is my way but offer it to anyone to take and use or abuse at will.

I hate Memes, and I got to answer to 3 or four of those awards thingies.
What’s wrong with giving a guy a large breasted female instead, now that would be a tag? “Wink”

Have a nice day

Walker