Shaking It Up ©

I’m still here as some of you have found out a la phone.
You know who your friends are when they call you at home to see how you are after a small absence or just to see if they could catch you in a compromising position.

“Ring”!!!!!!!

Hello
Hi Walker, how are you?
Hi, I am ok, why?
It’s been awhile since you posted or logged on to Yahoo and I was just checking how are you surviving with your guest.
It’s only been three days and we are going great thank you very much
Can we talk?
Yes I can talk
You’re not busy getting laid are you or anything like that?
No I am not busy, we’re just sitting here talking, it’s been fun catching up
Is she around?
Yeah she is right here sucking on the straw
OMG, I thought you said you could talk!!!
Yes I can talk, she can’t
But you told me you weren’t busy
I’m not busy, she’s busy

“Click”

Hello, Hello?
Must have been cut off.

“Ring”!!!!!!
Ah must be her calling back

Hello

Hi Walker, how’s it going?
Hey, I’m fine and how are you?
I am good, I just thought I would touch base and see how you’re fairing out with your visitor and to see if you are free for a chat.
Yeah I am free, X just called ten minutes ago to see how I was doing to but then she got cut off for some reason

"Squeak Squeak Squeak"

So what are you doing?
I was just laying here watching TV
Is your friend having a good time?
Yeah, we have been having a great time and visit

"Squeak Squeak Squeak"

Hey, what’s that squeaking noise?
What?
That noise I hear in the background, what is it?
Ah the noise, my guest is beating the straw up and down as fast as she can
What do you mean she is beating the straw?!
Aw shit….hold on she squirted stuff all over me.
OMG, I thought you said you were watching TV?!
I am watching TV

“Click”

Hello, hello…….hmmmm maybe it’s my phone line that’s broken

“Ring”.

Hello
Hi Walker, are you busy
Hey, how are you, no I’m just sitting here petting my pussy?
So are you all ready for your friend to arrive?
Huh, she arrived two days ago.
I thought she was coming next week.
She came on Saturday and I am sure she will be cuming next week to.
So she is there?
Yes, right next to me.

OMG OMG OMG

FUCK!!!!

What are you doing over there?

OMG, I can’t take it any more!!!!!

Get off of me.

OMG, are you two doing what I think you are?!

“Click”

Hello, hello
There goes another one, fucken phone company.

Gezz, look at my leg, Frick really scratched it up when you scared him with your screaming, what happened to you?
The milkshake was still frozen and I got brain freeze when I sucked too much in.
I told you, you should have added a little more milk instead of beating the straw up and down through the cup cover like a lunatic trying to thaw it.
You looked like you were churning butter instead and the only thing you managed to do is spill it all over me and scare the fur off of Frick.
Let's go upstairs and I will clean the milkshake off
Hmm.....

My guest is off to spend the night with her friends; they may be in jail by now.
Last time she went out with the girls they ended up in a strip club and came home with the stripper’s clothes.
She will be taking off to her parent’s place for Easter weekend and back here until it’s time for her to head off back to the UK but until then, the party is on especially on my Birthday next week.
I may end up in jail HA HA HA.

I hope all the Irish from the green Isle had a Happy St Patty’s Day as did all the rest of you once a year leprechauns.

Have a nice day.

Walker