Give Me A Break ©

I was sitting actually laying on the couch last night.
Let’s face it most people don’t sit on the couch.
I was flipping through channels trying to side something that isn’t a CSI from somewhere rerun.
With all the killing that goes on in most of the shows on TV I am surprised there is any population growth in the United States.
Hell, if the terrorists just wait, CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, TSN and Ted Turner will wipe you out.

I somehow stopped on CNN and there was a debate going on that was hosted by Wolfe.
He was asking the Democrat candidates a question and all the candidates had a chance to answer.

Well let me tell you, y’all got to move from there because you’re fucked if one of this lot gets elected.
Listen, I could get a couple of retired hockey players with hockey stick together and we could invade you and save you from this bunch.
We wouldn’t even have to fire a single shot, we’ll just offer everyone free health care and you could shoot your own leaders.
Hell we got a large chunk of Florida and half of Hollywood already.

I don’t know who those politicians were as I am not an American but if they were here; they’d be cat food today.

Wolfe was asking them questions and I had just tuned in when he asked them a new one.
The question:
“Should illegal aliens be allowed drivers licenses”?

A simple question, right?
Not to a politician it isn’t.
I watched as each ones eyes grazed over as stupidity engulfed their brains.

First, what part of ILLEGAL in “illegal aliens” do you not understand?
Why the fuck would you even consider giving them a driver’s license if they are not even supposed to be in the country.
What’s next supplying bank robbers with the get away vehicle?

If you start giving illegal aliens driver’s licenses they wouldn’t be illegal aliens because you are accepting them as legal resident because you are acknowledging their right to drive legally and being part of society.

Soon it will be on all the forms.

First Name:
Last Name:
Address:
State:

Are you a:

A. American citizen
B. Landed immigrant
C. Sneaky illegal immigrant with a drivers license

With the question now in the open the candidates got their chance to answer the question.
The answer was simple, yes or no.
You should have seen some of them choke on their tongues.

The number one answer was……………….drum roll please………………..

Can you repeat the question?
By the time they got to the end of the line it was repeated twenty times and even then ithad to be repeated.
I wonder if the understand the question this morning and what kind of an answer is that?

I’ll tell you what kind of an answer that is; it’s the kind that a brain dead puppet says who hasn’t been prepared for that kind of a question.
It’s the kind of question that causes his campaign manager’s bowels let loose because he KNOWS the shit will be flowing out of his front man’s mouth before his runs down the leg of his pants to the floor to step in.

And they didn’t disappoint.

One didn’t understand the question.
Yeah right, he understood it, he just didn’t want to say the wrong thing and loose the illegal alien vote.
Do you think someone should tell him that the illegal aliens don’t get to vote?
For ten minutes he was tripping over his tongue and Wolfe was asking him “Yes or no”.
He kept fumbling with his shit and staring into the camera, probably looking for his momma.

It got so bad that Wolfe had to skip him and go to the next one who himself was petrified to answer the question.
He was probably hoping for the previous candidate to answer first so he could copy his answer but he did come up with a “Yes no yes maybe” for an answer, which I guess is better than the Boy Scout next to him who just got his tongue tying badge.

All eight candidates should have answered the question within thirty seconds, not the thirty minutes it took.
In the end most said no, even the one who managed to untie his tongue said no in a barely audible voice.

Let me ask you people a question.
How stupid do you think illegal aliens are?

Many of these people crossed rivers and deserts to sneak into the United States.
Some get caught by the border patrols, others are beaten, robbed and enslaved by unscrupulous people.
Some are never seen or heard of again, because their bones are beaching under a blazing sun or buried in a shallow grave.
The ones that finally make it to freedom live in a state of fear of getting caught and sent back to where they came from so do you think they would just simply walked into a government building and admit they are in the country illegally and are there for a drivers license.

If they all fell for that shit it would be the wildest thing I ever saw, the government would be able to find and track down every fucken illegal alien in the country with their help.

You guys have a big problem down there with this and I think it’s about time you found a way to deal with it.
Give all the illegal immigrants their citizenships then hire them to guard the freaking border against people trying to sneak in because they know how they did it or hunt them down like stray dogs and get rid of them.
It's your choice but the longer you wait the worse it gets.
Or you could move up here, don’t worry about the cold, we’ll keep you warm “wink”

Issuing driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.

Have a nice day.

Walker