blue moon (2)

Thursday, August 09, 2007

You Don't Say? ©

The other day I was sitting at home with my friend K catching up on what’s been happening in our lives in that last two or three months because we have both been to busy with life.
She just bought a new house with her partner and I have been renovating which has kept up from socializing as much as we used to.
As we were sitting there talking she told me about an article she read and thought is might interest me for my blog.
She told me what it was about and it did intrigue me especially when it was based on human nature, one of my favourite hobbies.

I have always been interested in why people do some of the things that they do so I can understand my life a bit more and after reading the article that little light the sit on top of my head got a little brighter but at the same time alarm bells started going off.
This article is based on a study that goes back hundreds of years.

They put up:
“Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature”
“Why most suicide bombers are Muslim, beautiful people have more daughters, humans are naturally polygamous, sexual harassment isn't sexist, and blonds are more attractive”.

I don’t know about you but that was enough for me to keep on reading and decided to put up my commentary here.
Since I see this being to long a post I will break it up into two or there parts, don’t worry there will be no cliff hangers.

1. Men like blond bombshells (and women want to look like them)

It seems that men prefer women with certain attributes because it tells them how old a woman is and women strive to achieve these attributes because they want to get some action.

Being as males want to breed they prefer younger healthy women so if the woman is good looking with long luscious hair, firm breasts, slim waist and wide hips she would be desirable for breeding because she is young and healthy.

For example, a young woman in possession of large breasts that hung up there at attention winking at any prospective old geezer looking for an oven to produce offspring would be sought after, not because she is a hot piece of ass but because she is young and healthy to produce kids.
Her breasts are used to mark her age as well, if she was older gravity would be pulling closer to the ground and showing any man wanting to have children that she was getting old to breed with.

It’s the same with their hair, as women get older they loose the luster in their hair indicating their age.
Hair was also the easiest way to judge a woman’s age a couple of hundred years ago especially when they were wrapped up tighter than mummies with all the layers of clothes they wore.
The term “Blondes have more fun” wasn’t coined because blondes were sexier and more fun but because it was easier to judge a blonde’s age because a true blonde’s hair turns brown as she gets older and thus again a way for the dirty old man to be able to find a young wife.

All this has gone to hell in today’s society especially with hair color and plastic surgery or maybe not.
Just think ladies, when you were dieing your hair blonde you were actually saying I am young now get me pregnant.

I won’t deny that I have never been a victim of my hormones or that I haven’t slept with a bunch of women because they looked hot and sexy but I swear that I wasn’t trying to knock anyone up.
This brings up matters of the heart, I find it hard to believe that love plays no part in this, yeah sure we all get horny and want to get fuck by that stud or sexy female student next door but that’s just something mother nature has instilled in us.
We are after all just another species of animal.

This also reinforces my belief that the people we breed with at an early age are not the ones we love, they may be the ones we think we love but the divorce rate says different.
I believe true love grows within an individual out of understanding, as they get older before they find someone to be with, you have to learn to love yourself before you can love someone else.
Studies have shown that people who get into relationships the second time around when they are older have a better chance of staying together than they did the first time.
Some are lucky and fall in love with the person they had their children with, as they got older.

2. Humans are naturally polygamous

“The history of western civilization aside, humans are naturally polygamous. Polyandry (a marriage of one woman to many men) is very rare, but polygyny (the marriage of one man to many women) is widely practiced in human societies, even though Judeo-Christian traditions hold that monogamy is the only natural form of marriage. We know that humans have been polygamous throughout most of history because men are taller than women”.

This may explain why basketball players keep getting caught fucking around.
It’s no new revelation that women want a big strong mane to provide for the.
Who would want to be married to Woody Allen in the stone age where he had to go out there and hunt for meat to feed his family?
He would probably show up with a basket of eggs he stole from a unguarded nest where as Hulk Hogan wife is eating brontosaurus burgers (Yeah I know the dinosaur and man were at different times)
The more meat a provider brings home the more females he can feed and keep, it’s all about the survival of the species.

One of the main reasons we have laws about polygamy is to prevent men from killing each other over a woman and nothing else.
If we hadn’t evolved into what we are today we would be out there killing each other.
Hmmmmm I may take that back, we would be out there killing each other to see who would have more females to breed with.

Even though we have outlawed polygamy in western society it’s not really gone, it has been replaced with something else.
Status, money or the amount of money someone has to be more specific.
Where once the biggest and strongest male was desired to go out hunting for meat it’s not needed today because of your local grocery store.
In today’s world it the one who makes more money.
The provider brings home the meat and in some countries such as Saudi Arabia where there are men with lots of money they could have as many wives as they could provide for which leave all those poor fuckers out in the fields jerking off or in the military getting shot to bits.

Personally I couldn’t handle that many mother in laws and what if you had 100 kids and its parent’s night at school.
Who do you remember that many birthdays, how big is the fucken house?
OMG!!!!!!!!…………..I just thought of something……..fuck that one is enough for me.

3. Most women benefit from polygyny, while most men benefit from monogamy

What they say here is that if a man has a lot of money they could share in the wealth and not have to worry or fight over him because there is plenty to go around compared to being with someone poor and living a hard life.
Men on the other hand in the west that wish they lived in a society where they could have many women don’t realize that if they were poor they would probably not get no one at all because they women would prefer to be with someone who could take care of them better.
In a monogamous society they would have a better chance in having a mate.

4. Most suicide bombers are Muslim

In this section they tell us that most of the suicide bombers are not religiously motivated but because they want to get some pussy.

“The evolutionary psychological perspective is that Muslim suicide bombing may have nothing to do with Islam or the Koran (except for two lines in it). It may have nothing to do with the religion, politics, the culture, the race, the ethnicity, the language, or the region. As with everything else from this perspective, it may have a lot to do with sex, or, in this case, the absence of sex”.

Here is how it works.
All the rich guys get to grab all the women and split them amongst themselves leaving a lot of young men alone with no one but Mary’s little lamb to fondle.
If one man can have two wives that would leave half the male population with no one.

Having nothing to loose they can be recruited much easier with a promise that in the next life they would be rewarded with sex.
Now the extremist use that to their advantage by telling these young horny idiots that if they went out and killed themselves along with those they want dead in the name of Allah, they would be rewarded with 72 virgins in heaven.

The guy can’t get one woman on earth, not even some old broad willing to wet his whistle but he thinks there will be 72 virgins waiting for him when he blows himself up.
I got news for him that does this, the only 72 women that will be all over him will be the cleaning staff sweeping up his bits and pieces that he blew all over the fucken place.

So if they become suicide bombers so they can get some pussy, what the fuck is the American, British, Canadian………. Armies wasting all this fucken money looking for them or bombing suspected terrorist camps for?
All they have to do is open a fucken brothel in the middle east and that would end the problem.
I guess they all forgot about pussy power instead of firepower.
You don’t even need to use real women; they would probably blow a load looking at the hottie in the picture below.

I stole this Picture from Peter over at Holties House.

5. Having sons reduces the likelihood of divorce

It seems that if a couple has sons or at least one then the husband won’t dump the old lady to look for a woman that might give him a son.
Women prefer to have son for the same reason so they won’t loose their provider and the way of life they are used to.

Over the years here in the west we have learned that the male of the species is what determines that sex of offspring but in the countries where they use the excuse of leaving their wives for a woman that would give them sons they tend to keep that away from the women.
I wonder why?
Is it so they could have an excuse to go out looking for a spare?

I will stop here and post the other five on Monday because I have to get back to work next door.
No I not my parent’s place, now I am closing down the store and I have elected to do the packing so as I could save what would otherwise end up in the garbage because my brother has no time to move it and just said throw everything out.

I have been busy with the preparations to my ever-growing bbq, which is now creeping closer to 50 people so it should be a blast.
I will catch you all on your blogs tonight I hope.

Have a nice day



Isabella said...

So basically I'm screwed. I am a brunette with less than ample bosoms, I have two daughters (no sons) and a husband who does his best but is no oil sheik. Do those 72 virgins come in both sexes? LMAO at that pic. Good one Peter, you are a true blue Aussie.

Blazngfyre said...

Well, i'm not as 'screwed' as you Isabella!
I'm a red-head with ample bosoms and 2 sons.
However, I have a partner that is currently unable to work because if medical issues.
However, can I trade the 72 virgins for one incredibly skilled man?
Seriously, I don't have the patience at the moment to be a teacher.

patti_cake said...

I too agree that more mature love is the way to go. I didn't get married until I was 28
Too many people I know who married young also divorced.

Anonymous Boxer said...

I'm still trying to figure that picture out, much less my breasts. So, I'm the TOTALLY screwed one.

Peter said...

The caption under the original photo read;
"Picture of a New Zealand hooker"

BikerCandy said...

OK, I've decided I still have hope. You wrote at the beginning that beautiful people have daughters so I'm going with it. I'm brunette but I have daughters so that must mean I'm beautiful. Can't wait for Monday's post to confirm my suspicions.

Weary Hag said...

Interesting thoughts, Walker. One thing though - and this could just be a genetic thing in my case, but I'm a natural blonde. In fact, as you know, as a toddler and till I was about 10 it was platinum. Through my 20s it did go darker by a couple of shades, more like a honey color. But now in my 50s, it's turning back to white again!

Feels good to visit again. Missed ya!