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Friday, June 15, 2007

Friday's Here There and Everywhere ©

Here is something I found on Patti's site and thought I can play with it a bit. For those of you that don't know me that well my mother at home calls me Taki, which is the shortform of my real name, like Nick is for Nicholas, John for Johnathon, Paul for Pauline, Mike for Micheal, Ed for Edward, G for Georgalotropidakis, Dick for Richard (someone is going to have to explain that one to me one day). What's in italics I played with.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Taki!

  1. Taki can smell some things up to six miles away, especially if she is wearing a skirt and has big boobs.
  2. An average beaver can cut down Taki every year, it's not really that hard to do, just show Taki some beaver and he's going down.
  3. You should always open Taki at least an hour before drinking him but be careful while pulling his tab in case he was shaken up first.
  4. The only planet that rotates on its side is Taki and his moons could always be seen facing south, it's warmer.
  5. The colour of Taki is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is, so I guess size does matter?
  6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Taki'! I AGREE!!!!!
  7. If the annual Australian Taki crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times but it doesn't matter which end he lays first.
  8. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Taki, and looked hot in a skirt and stockings standing at a urnal going for a pee. You're just gonna have to find that post in my archives ha ha ha.
  9. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Taki, and 400 times smaller but Taki's moons shine brighter in the spring.
  10. Taki cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach, but can make ocean wave sounds after two beers in his belly.

I am interested in - do tell me about

I should leave now and go back to work but I remembered a story from yesterday's visit at Archie's.
We were sitting ther listening to one of our friends telling us about his son.
They own a restaurant in a small town not far from here and one morning he woke up and wasn't feeling good so he called his son and asked him to go open but his son said he wasn't feeling good either.
Being a good parent he didn;t want to send his sick son it to work so he went and opened up himself and as soon as all the staff showed up he went back home leaving his wife there to keep things under control.
The next day he was feeling alot better so he went to the restaurant (Which is infront of his house) an hour early to make sure everything was closed properly the day before.
He went in and turned on the TV as he sat there counting the previous days reciepts, this is where his son walked in and he looked terrible.
His father told him to go back home and get to bed because for one he looked bad and second he didn;t want to catch what his son had.
After being assured that he wasn't needed the son went back home.

After confirming the nights reciepts he turned the channel to the Greek news here in Canada.
As he was sitting there watching a segmant came on showing the huge Bouzouki Celebration they had in Torronto 400 miles away the day before.
There was a crowd that was holding this restaurant table high above their heads and on top was a young man dancing like a mad man.
As he sat there staring at the man on the table he started getting a little anxious for some reason but couldn't put his finger on it.

Later that afternoon and after the lunch rush he sat infront at a table having a coffee with his brother who had passed by for a visit when the news came on once more and now they both stared at the man dancing on the table and the uncle told him the guy on the table looked alot like his son but it couldn't have been him because he was home sick in bed and not 400 miles away dancing on tables.

A couple of hours later he was sitting at home when the phone rang and it was his sister calling to ask if she he saw his some on the news.
It seens his son wasn;t sick but just said it so he could take off to Toronto for the party and then drive the 400 miles back.
He couldn't beleive it and he didn't waste any time, he called him up and gave him shit for lieing to him about being sick and tricking him so he could get out of work so he could go an party.

It only goes to show you that even though you think no one will find out, Murphy will think otherwise.

Right, now I got to get back to work but I will be posting again this weekend I am in a mood to.
How about a Sex Talk?
How about you guys throw me some ideas and I will see if I could weave them all into a Sex Talk

Have a nice weekend and HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKIE



Monica said...

So true, Murphy always finds out.

Anonymous Boxer said...

Have a great weekend, Walker

Michael Manning said...

Best for the weekend, Walker!

Peter said...

Those Taki tips are hilarious Walker.

Dotm said...

Walker, my kids used to tell their friends that I had eyes in the back of my head as I always found out what they had been up to.
Here`s one for a good laugh:
My step-son was in High School when one night he was talking in my sleep. I heard him and went to the stairway to be sure everything was ok. The next morning I asked him what he was doing a certain place where he wasn`t supposed to be. He said he was going to give his friend Don a piece of his mind when he saw him. I told him that Don never told me, infact that I hadn`t even seen Don in days. My s-son said Don had to tell me as noone else knew. Wish you could have seen his face when I told him he was the one who ratted on himself by talking in his sleep. I told him his quilty conscience must have caused his talking in his sleep.

Vickie said...

Loved the Taki tips and some are so so YOU:)

Thanks for the special birthday wishes and for making this past year very special. Your friendship has added so much to my life and I count myself blessed to have your friendship.

Hope you are having a nice weekend.

Shaz said...

Busted, thats classic.

This was mine it was funny.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shazza!
Shazza never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
Shazza is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
Shazza is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
About 100 people choke to death on Shazza each year!
If Shazza was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Shazza.
In 1982 Time Magazine named Shazza its 'Man of the Year'.
Pacman was originally called Shazzaman.
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Shazza!
If you lick Shazza ten times, you will consume one calorie.

patti_cake said...

I loved that widget. It's hilarious!

Bad Bad Son!