Pin My Map Please ©

I am pushing my map for the weekend as I am taking some bed time because I am a lazy shit and not going to post other that this.
Monday's post is ready but for some tweaking.
I know many of you have pinned my map, hell even Santa did too but I have notice the absence of the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy sheesh.
My neocounter says people from 71 counties have visited me and thats great. I'm getting that warm airport feeling just as my trip is closing in.
BUT, I have people from 12 countries on my guest map only, what's up with that?
I am guessing there is a language barrier here, so I am translating"Pin My Map Please" in various languages.
If I missed someones language feel free to tell me and I will run out and go learn it as soon as possible or I find a quick translater program.
So have a nice weekend and keep those xmas card requests coming in, I still have 40 left.
Good thing they have self sticking stamps, my tongue would be glued to the roof of my mouth by now. walkerwalker@sympatico.ca

English: Pin My Map Please
Greek: Καρφώστε το χάρτη μου παρακαλώ
Dutch: Te spelden gelieve Mijn Kaart
German: Stecken Sie Mein Diagramm Bitte Fest
Italian: Appunti Per favore Il Mio Programma
Portuguese: Fixe Meu Mapa Por favor
Russian: Приколите Мою Карту Пожалуйста
Spanish: Fije Mi Mapa Por favor
French :Goupillez Ma Carte Svp
Hieroglyphics:
Just covering my butt

Fridays Joke's Part 2

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked, "How many?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about sex much anymore.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new shoes..."


Walker