blue moon (2)

Friday, September 30, 2005

Mrhaney Made Me Do It ©

I have been busy tonight entertaining a guest but I have noticed a complaint from mrhaney. I am supposed to do a post of some kind.
Well I can’t disappoint mrhaney so let’s see what I can come up with.
Ok first off I asked a question in yesterdays post.

Whom did G get the crack from and do it with?
a) Brother
b) Ex boy friend who is now with her ex best friend
c) Her 60 year old mother
d) Her room mate who she is not sleeping with "cough".

Well the answer was (c)

It appears her mother was the main supplier of her habit when she was at home.
How can a parent subject her kids to crack.
Especially when she is an addict and knows the consequenses.
Personally I am happy that this is not my mother.

Today I got an email from a fellow blog friends friend (SusyQ). She was bitching and complaining about being portrayed as a bitch.
Maybe you are.
Maybe you’re a hot horny nun but that means shit to me too.
If you and your friend have a problem deal with it with her and stop sending me emails.
Frankly I don’t give a fuck.
I read her blog as a friend and I take what she tells me as I want too.
So far, you are the one with the sour grapes.
Start a blog and complain.

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Here is someone who is funny and makes you think at 5 AM.
Only because that the time he posts his quizes. 10 am UK time.
Stop by and say hello to FREDDY !!!!!

Fridays Joke

Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.
You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.
Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't.
Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging.
Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!"
My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it.
I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the filling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla.
I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

This is it mrhaney it’s 3 am and I don’t have any more creative juices flowing today.

Walker

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