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Sunday, July 10, 2005

Going To Normal ©

This is it.
I wrote another post on the happenings of late and found a better place to put it.
I deleted it.
Enough, enough, enough I won’t give these people any more of my time, and will resume my normal routine, with a new post tomorrow.
I went to see my friend today and we have both agreed to disagree. I accept the he is an asshole. And he respects that he is one too.
There it’s settled.

Now, here is a couple of jokes for the weekend and I will post a new one tomorrow at midnight.

Camel Sex

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said,"Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women.
And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".
That's why we have the camel.
"The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about"urges", so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges".
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder,pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant,
"Is that how the men do it?
" No, not really, sir...
They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

Guess My Weight

Joe took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to dofirst, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds.
She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a hand shake.
Her roommate, Laura,asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded,
"Oh, Waura, it was wousy."


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