blue moon (2)

Monday, October 25, 2010

From Strange To Weird ©

Is it me or is it society that has weirded out?
The other day D2 turned nineteen which means she’s officially an adult and I can now beat her and not get charged for child abuse.

She was telling me about her new boyfriends set up at their house.
He lives in his mother’s basement while she lives upstairs with her EX boyfriend.
Now, I don’t know about you people but why would anyone want to live with their EX?
I mean, if the relationship failed for any reason, you broke up because you don’t want to be together any more.

So I was sitting with D1 who rolled into town to help usher her sister into adulthood by taking her out for her first LEGAL drink.
That’s a milestone for all of us the first legal drink as opposed to trying to make yourself look old enough to drink legally.
Getting carded will make her feel good for about a year and then it will become a nascence and by the time she’s 35 she’ll be flattered.

So I tell D1 about the living arraignments at D2’s boyfriends place.

“Weird eh”?

“Weird, no that’s not weird”
“I’ll tell you weird”.

So she tells me the story about her boyfriend’s friend.
His friend, a female who still lives at home with her parents, has been going out with this guy who still lives with his EX girlfriend.
Not only do they live together but they also sleep in the same bed.
Apparently nothing happens, they just sleep and his friend sees nothing wrong with it.
OK, that trumps my weird story.

I don’t know.
I know when I was younger I was a little wild.
I spent my 35th birthday in bed with six women.
Dated twins at the same time.
Slept with a couple of women with their husbands blessing
There is more so I know strange but this is weird.

The last person I want to wake up to in the morning packing wood is my EX.
I don’t care how bad the economy is I would rather a cardboard box in a dark alley than to share a home and or bed with someone I don’t want to be in the same room with most times.

How does that work?
When his EX AKA roommate goes to work his girlfriend comes over and he screws her in the bed and when the EX comes home she can smell them still in her bed.
So calls her boyfriend to come by after to fuck in the warm bed still shrouded in their lingering scent.

I don’t know what I find weirder, them living together or the girlfriend accepting their living arraignment.
I know the only woman that could get between me and Inia is Salma Hayet and it’ll be a wild one if it ever happened “wink”.

From strange to weird, the evolution of reality or do the times dictate our lives?
Have we succumbed to the pressures of life and stopped fighting for our independence?
To each their own I guess, all I know is for me, its beyond strange.
It’s weird.

Have a nice day

Walker

5 comments:

Skye said...

Oh, I don't know. I'm feeling more like the strange one lately and everyone else is normal. I guess this is how our grandparents felt when the 60s came along.

Megan said...

Um, yeah. Pretty weird. But maybe their definition of EX is not quite the same as yours? I dunno?

Heff said...

People are strange, dude.

People are strange.

BlazngScarlet said...

What Heff said!

LOVE the music!
Where's Salma?

Just telling it like it is said...

Maybe it is just economics...but weird