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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas 2009 ©

You didn’t think that last post was my Christmas post did you.
Not likely
Even I am not THAT bad

RUN RUN RUN RUN

That’s what my week has been like.
First I ran through five doctor appointments, making sure everyone was done with that.
I am the only one who could drive at the moment because my father had eye surgery and can’t see to drive.
That and he turned 80 which means has to go for a driver’s test before he can keep his license.
After all that was done I had to do my Christmas shopping.

Oh yeah, me an a million others running around picking up lat minute shit and reaping in the sales.
I can’t say what I bought as Inia and my kids read my blog.
Even though I tried tried to save money by doing most of my shopping on line, it still cost me a shit load.
Close to a thousand dollars.

In total, my family spent in and around $5000 on Christmas presents.
If anyone else thinks that’s insane rise you hand in the air, that’s if you not busy trying to pull the big retail cock out of your ass.

The crazy thing is I saved about $500 shopping the way I did and it STILL cost me a fortune and I wasn’t alone.
I stood in line at the cashier waiting for the other 200 people in front of me holding their HUGE plasma TVs, laptops, desktop computers, kitchen appliances and various other electronic gadgets.

I could see their smiles and excitement as each step brought them closer to the cash until it was their turn then I could hear the grumbling as the cashier tell them how much their excitement was going to cost them.

When I got to the cash myself, I handed the game I was there to pick up to the girl and paid the ninety bucks.
Ninety bucks for one game.
Fuck, times have changed.
Out of there and to the dollar store to pick up a few items like bread.

I got to the dollar store, which by the way is suffering from the economy as well because
Every thing now is $1.25 instead of a dollar, but the sign still says The Dollar store.
They should change it to The Buck and a Quarter.
As I was racing through the aisles fighting with the little old ladies for items, who are dangerous during a sale by the way, I heard a couple of women talking.

A saleswoman was telling a customer that the item she was showing her “Keeps going and going and going for a long time”
The customer said she wished her husband could be like that and the other one reinforced her words by echoing the same sentiment and they both burst out laughing.
As they laughed they turned and saw me standing there listening.
I looked at them and said “Don’t look at me, I’m Greek and don’t know when to stop”.

They both started laughing and the one who wished her husband would be like the energizer bunny smiled and asked if I took requests.
When she had smiled she revealed a tooth in the front of her mouth that was blacker than black.
May explain why her husband was more of a hit and run artist.
Why she hadn’t pulled out that thing is beyond me.
I told her my dance card was full for the next thirty years and ran out the door.
I ran so fast when I got to the car I found the cashier right behind me running to the car to.
Fuck, I shouldn’t have said I was Greek I thought then she thrust out a bag with the stuff I paid for.
I was in such a hurry to escape from the Black Tooth I forgot my stuff at the cash.

Next I hit the grocery store where I scooped up two roast beefs and three turkeys.
Yeah, the diet is shot to hell.
Being the only one who can drive is a fucken pain in the ass when there are 5 people needing rides all the freakin time.

So now I am sitting here with all my Christmas shopping done.
I got everyone something and have nothing to give to no one
You’re all going “HUH”.

HA HA HA

In the end money being as tight as it is and D2 not having a job yet I passed her some of my gifts to give as so we all can feel the spirit of giving.
In the end it’s what it should be all about, giving not receiving.
With that; I will leave you with one of my favorite Christmas songs while you, yours build memories for tomorrow.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

xmas




Ok, maybe a little bad, HA HA HA!!!!!!

Happy Holidays

Walker

40 comments:

skye said...

Merry Christmas, Walker. May the coming year bring some much earned rest, or the stamina to keep up with all the craziness :)

Luka said...

Here's hoping you get a chance to enjoy a bit of R&R over the holidays - have a good Christmas x

jlspbs said...

Merry Christmas Walker

I have enjoyed reading your blog in 2009! Your daughters have a one of a kind DAD. Phyllis

awareness said...

Merry Christmas Walker....May your dreams come true....

ps. I love the song you chose to play on your blog.... beautiful.

itisi said...

Merry Christmas, Walker!
I'll have you know I had to do some fancy finaglling with Santa to get you off the naughty list this year!!
*****Smoochie Kisses******
Love ya!

Peter said...

Merry Christmas Walker, thanks for the mammary's.

Megan said...

Merry Christmas my dear Walker!

BlazngScarlet said...

Merry Christmas my dear sweet Walker.
I wish you & the girls a lovely day.
I hope you also find some time for yourself, and maybe Inia as well.

*SMOOCHES*

Boxer said...

Merry Christmas Walker. xoxox. Hoping you and yours have a wonderful Holday. ;-)

Teresa said...

Do you know why Santa is so jolly? He know where all of the naughty girls live!

Merry Christmas, Walker.

Walker said...

skye: Thank you, I rather the rest to have the stamina to chase Inia's crazy ass
She runs faster LOL

Walker said...

Luka: Thank you, rest over the holidays sounds nice but with a housefull of kids, we will see

Walker said...

jlspbs: Thank you Phyllis and i hope you have a wonderful Christmas with your family

Walker said...

awareness: Thank you, yes the song is one of my favorites and i think i have played it three years running

Walker said...

itisi: Thank you, but but but I was on the naughty list with all the naughty girls.......like you

Walker said...

Peter: THank you, A little mammary goes a long way so I figured a lot would take me all the way LOL

Walker said...

Megan : Thank you, i hope you have a great one to

Walker said...

BlazngScarlet: Thank you, Inia told me she plans on sitting on my head to make sure i get some rest but I have a feeling she may have other motives.

Walker said...

Boxer: Thank you, i am sure we will :)

Walker said...

Teresa:Thank you, You know why he doesn't like me?
Because I got to them first HA HA HA

Just telling it like it is said...

Merry Christmas...I love the boobage!!

Liane said...

Merry Christmas, Walker, you Greek bunny you. HOpe you are enjoying a most wonderful Christmas day with all the people you love and not a black tooth in sight ;-) hugs and kisses on the cheek

Walker said...

Just telling it like it is: Thank you , Me too and all I can get :D

Walker said...

Liane: Thank you and I will be Hopping around all through the holidays :)

*deni* said...

Merry Christmas Walker!

Puss-in-Boots said...

Merry Christmas to you and your family Walker. I hope you have a great day without too many dramas...but, who knows? I guess we'll read about it...

Bennu said...

Merry Christmas my friend. Thank you for being there through thick and thin. I hope you had a wonderful holiday.

Michael Manning said...

Merry Christmas to you and your family, Walker!

Walker said...

*deni*:Thank you :)

Walker said...

Puss-in-Boots
: Thank you, You know i will ;)

Walker said...

Bennu: Thank you, its what friends are for and yes I did and your comment along with the rest are one of the reasons I did :)

Walker said...

Michael Manning: Thank you Michael

Just telling it like it is said...

Kiss kiss...nipple flash...kiss kiss

Tamara said...

Hi W.
Its court day,and I couldn't go without popping in and saying hi.Hoping the Judge will spare me from prison,but the odds are NOT good at all.But just so you know,I will miss reading your blog and getting a good laugh almost everytime I pop in.Your too cool,ya know.
Letti will be updating my blog in case u wanna send me your posts via air mail.lol..My address in prison will be on my blog.Even when I'm moved.It would be sooooo cool to hear from you(hint hint)..you could print your posts and send em to me.Then I wouldn't feel like I was missing anything.
Take care....stay cool,and write if u get a chance.Sure would make my day.
huggggs
Tamara

Tamara said...

BTW..not air mail...just postal(correction)
hint hint hint ;-}

Brian said...

Happy Holidays to you Walker.

Just telling it like it is said...

Nipple flash....my blog lover

Walker said...

Just telling it like it is : Thank you nothing like nipples and kisses in the morning.
Nipple Kisses ;)

Walker said...

Tamara:You are NOT going to jail because i said so not tell the judge that :)

Walker said...

Brian:Thank you