blue moon (2)

Saturday, September 26, 2009

In The Bag ©

I don’t know if I should laugh or be mad?
Should I be embarrassed or insulted?
They say it was just a coincidence but then again, was it or was it a joke gone bad.
Maybe they started hiring clowns from bankrupt circuses in the government.

Imagine, you’re in a remote part of the country living on or about an Indian reserve and you send in a request for supplies to battle H1N1, formally known as Swine Flu.
Supplies such as, hand sanitizing wipes, masks maybe a little vaccine to help a community that has had a bad flu season already and when your shipment arrives.
There are no masks or hand wipes.
Not even toilet paper.
The only thing they sent was body bags.

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on you have to laugh a little.
Just imagine the look on the faces of the native Indians over there when they opened up the boxes to take out their needed supplies.

I want to know who the fuck is in charge over at the health department.
Spokesmen from the government said it was just part of a shipment to replenish what they already needed.
Coincidence or not you would think someone would think a little.
You get a request for supplies to help battle decease but while you are putting together said supplies you send 100 body bags.
What are you saying to them?

The way I translate it is, “Ummmm this may take a little while so these may come in handy while you wait”.
Probably only 101 people there and since there won’t be anyone left to put the last guy in one they only need 100 body bags and save on the cost of the last body bag.

Amazing, just fucken amazing.
You would think that there would be at least one person in the government who can think.
The cleaning lady maybe?

Body bags……..
It’s like sending them matches to put out a forest fire for fucks sake.
Good thing they didn’t order birth control devices.
They may have received a crate of garden shears.

Two people have asked me to post about the mugging and kidnapping in Brazil and Venezuela so I am working on that in between vacuuming, dusting and taking care of the kids, the cat, one snake, 67 plants, 52 fish and the other circus clowns that knock on my door, while waiting for Inia to show up in a little over a week.
OH, the phone.
“Hello, yeah…..WHAT”!!!!!!!!!
“They broke in after I left”?
“Are you still naked”?
“I’ll be right over”.

Got to go, a friend needs hand

Have a nice weekend



Kay said...

always entertaining!

Puss-in-Boots said...

I knew you had the cat and the kids, but a snake? Oh...that's right, you told us about that a while back. Hmmmm...quite a menagerie as well as naked friends in trouble.

Have a good life...(??)

Boxer said...

how big a tank do you have that would hold that many fish?

Peter said...

The body bags delivery sounds about right for a government decision.

BlazngScarlet said...

Body bags?
Talk about making a statement!
Stunned I am.

Monogram Queen said...

Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor??!!

Just telling it like it is said...

Oh I love circus did you get them? I would like to know...67 plants isn't nearly enough don't ya think?

Joanna Cake said...

I once ordered tampons from my online grocery delivery service and got bendy plastic drinking straws... Keep hoovering! x