blue moon (2)

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Remember Me ©

I would like to thank all of you for the birthday wishes and my birthday party is almost over.
Next weekend the boys are coming over for a big bash and to help me start off the last year of my forties.

Sunday and I am finally alone.
Well until 1pm when someone stops by for a visit.
My guest took off for the UK last night and I came home and passed out for 14 hours.

Let me tell you, partying with a bunch of middle age women is more intense than head banging at some biker rally.
Fuck can they smoke pot.
I smoke like I have always said but I don’t smoke that much or as much as they do.
Between the three of them they went through 100 grams of pot or 300 joints which ever boggles your mind more and that’s in ten days.

I have never said no so much to a joint in my whole life.
I mean, I was in the kitchen juggling knives and pots so I needed my fingers for the sporting events that took place in the evenings…..morning……..oh hell, all day.

Another thing, middle age women are hell on wheels when alone but in packs they are unstoppable.
Shopping malls, sex shops, lingerie shops, shoes stores and every other place they entered fell victim to their invasion.
Smiles were the weapons of choice, lots of cleavage when needed especially if there was a cute boy toy at the cash.
Laughter was the reward, which came later when recanting about the day with a bowl of joints and a jug of chocolate martinis.

Friday I cooked a lamb for them and we sat around eating talking and laughing.
One of her best friends took two weeks off of work to party with her.
They don’t see much of each other any more since she moved to England so she wanted to get to see her as much as she could this visit.

So basically I was the servant, cook, bartender and what every else was needed to keep the ladies happy for about two weeks and what can I say; I aim to please.

Now with all the distractions gone I'm back and you all are stuck with me once again and I have a couple of bones to pick in the next few days but first I need to catch up with all of you and to get some more sleep.

Have a nice day



Luka said...

Aw, I didn't know it was your birthday! Belated birthday wishes to you, my good man.

Sounds like you've had a non stop party, though!

Peter said...

Welcome back to reality Walker, now get some rest man or you might implode.

Blazngfyre said...

I suck.

Happy Birthday Walker!


Patti said...

Sounds like a good time was had by all! You are such a good friend!

Gypsy said...

Well I'm sure you sent your guest packing back to the UK with an enormous grin on her face and I don't think we need to ask why the lack of sleep.....

Good to see you back. I have missed you.

Walker said...

Luka: Thank you.
I had a great time but i learned that I am no match up against a couple of hgippies from the 60s LOL

Walker said...

Peter: My acking bones are happy to be back to lol

Walker said...

Blazngfyre: You know sucking can be a plus but you know, the party is still on so you are early ;)

Walker said...

Patti: We had a great time and i cooked up a storm.

Walker said...

Gypsy: I don't know about the grin but there were plenty of tears and i saw a limp.
I missed you to but we will take care of that now :)

Lynilu said...

"So basically I was the servant, cook, bartender and what every else was needed to keep the ladies happy for about two weeks and what can I say; I aim to please."

Finally! A man who gets it!!! LOL!!

Happy Birthday, again!!!

Walker said...

Lynilu: Yup and get it i did lol

nachtwache said...

Welcome back! All kinds of thoughts come to mind..... yes, you sound like the ( almost ) perfect man.
Sounds like you were kept busy.

BikerCandy said...

Holy Crap Walker! 300 joints!!!! Being from the US, the joints hit home more than the 100 if you want to convert that to ounces I could get a better picture. I can't even would have to be smoking non-stop all day and night to do that. I'd be with you...I'd have to be saying no thanks after awhile. I guess this middle-aged woman is not as vigorous as your friends!

Hope you had a great birthday and hope this last year of your 40's is as memorable as it is happy!

Anonymous Boxer said...

and people say getting old means you need to slow down.... ahahahah.

Good job on keeping everyone happy... now go spend some time taking care of making YOU happy.

Walker said...

nachtwache: Oh I am no where near perfect and i like my imperfections thank you.
Gives me at least some sort of an excuse LOL

Walker said...

BikerCandy: They, we went through about 4 ounces :)

Walker said...

BikerCandySlow down HA, we just move our feet faster to avoid falling on our faces LMAO!!!

The Troll said...

Drugs are bad, mmmkay? But Happy Birthday. Secretariat's was March 30th. So, you're with or near good company.

Walker said...

The Troll: I know they are and thats why i stick to the organic stuff

PBS said...

Happy Birthday to you! Well, hope you got some pampering for your birthday after taking such good care of others.

Lynilu said...


Good man!!