Smokin The Cell Phone ©

I was reading in the paper the other day where there are a couple of new laws being put into the books soon.
One which involves cell phones and driving.
They figure by stopping people from talking on their phones their driving skills may improve.
Personally I think it will help because it is causing a lot of problems when people have to answer the phone while watching a DVD playing in the dash at the same time, especially when the movie was getting to the good part.

I mean the DVD is close to the windshield so you can do both but if you have to hold the phone to your ear and then use the right eye to watch the DVD, the left the road but if your nose gets itchy then you have to let go of the steering wheel and that’s when accidents happen, with an itchy nose.

The good thing is that if you are, in an accident you don’t have to worry about someone calling for an ambulance because the person you were talking to most certainly is calling for one for you unless of course it was your insurance broker on the phone, then he’s to busy cancelling your insurance policy before you can report the accident to call the ambulance.

My brother, gadget man went out and prepared himself for when the law changed.
He went out and bought himself a talking rear view mirror.
I kid you not; it cost him $300.
The cell phone is built right into it and when people call he can just drive and talk at the same time while keeping his eyes on the road or on the DVD player.

They are saying that pretty soon they will have them with cameras so that you can drive and talk while the other person can see you.
Cool, but do you have any idea how many accidents women are going to fucken get into, if that happens?
It would take the saying “mirror, mirror on the wall” to another level.
Not only will they be looking into the rear view mirror to put on make-up while they are driving but they will actually be able to phone someone and ask the mirror who the prettiest one of all is and get an fucken answer.
Now how cool will that be ladies?
Come on, how many of you would try that at least once?

Teenagers would be the biggest victims.
Teenage girls putting on make up and teenage boys letting go of the steering wheel to chuck a moon at the mirror as the car flies over a cliff.

If the technology people were really smart they would fuck off with all the technological little shit in the middle and just go straight for the meat of the problem and invent us a car that drives it’s self so we could just lay back and enjoy the ride instead of finding ways for us to get killed while driving for fucks sake.
Get with the fucken program.
We want self-cleaning houses and cars that drive us around like chauffeurs, not more toys for them to load more restrictions on us and while you’re at it we want Sex Bots too.

You don’t need a law about cell phones when there is a law that says you are supposed to drive with both hands on the wheel or you can get charged with careless driving.
Just start enforcing that one and stop making more paperwork.
They have so many laws on the books now they don’t know what to enforce.
It’s still technically illegal to wear lipstick here, which means a lot of female cops on the force break the law every single day.

People driving and talking on the phone is a problem, one I see every day and a hands free phone is a better solution and safer.
We are slowly being taken over by technology and as my father says we are being hypnotized by it and as time goes on it will even take the ability to think away from us making us stupid.
He may be right but I think it’s to late HA HA HA.

The other law they are thinking of passing is that if you are driving with kids under sixteen years old in the car and smoking you will get a fine.
I see the reason and I understand it but my question now is what if you are not a smoker and are driving down the street with your fifteen-year-old daughter and she is smoking in the back seat, what does the law do then?
It’s not like you could really do anything to the kid because if you try and punish her all she has to do is call children’s aid then divorce you because of abuse then go out looking for stupider parents.

I look across the street at the school infront of my house and there are 100 kids under the age of sixteen smoking and you can’t buy cigarette here unless you nineteen but they get them and they’re smoking.
Parents shouldn’t smoke infront of their kids in or out of the car and I don’t think there should be a law forcing them not to.
More education would be better I think but it’s more profitable to just create a law.

We live in a world filled with rules with more and more rules being created and piled up on us.
With every rule that is created and put down into law is a little more freedom that we give up, a little more of our common sense.
As times change and society evolves the laws should evolve with it but not by adding more laws, more restrictions but by taking what is in existence and adjusting those laws to accommodate how things are today.
We are slowly drowning in red tape and in reality people don’t know what’s legal or not any more.

I was at the bookstore last month and looked at the new pocket size book with the laws of this country.
1. The price was a crime, $40 is armed robbery
2. I need a PHD in English Lit with a side order of Latin to understand it.
No wonder there are so many people in jail, they can’t read or understand what the laws are and end up breaking them but ignorance of the law and proper Shakespearean English is not an excuse for breaking the law.
3. How big do these people think are pockets are?
The pocket size edition is four inches thick.
Maybe if we ripped the fucken thing in half and threw half the stupid laws in there out it would fit in ones pocket better.

Common sense is what is lacking in this country and world.
Pass a fucken law against stupidity; yeah that’s what we really need in the world.

Have a nice day.

Walker