This is Garbage ©

Here is a quick post until I put up the one for tonight.
Recently a woman here was arrested and charged with theft.
It seems she has been doing it for years and the police have finally caught the elderly woman and placed her in jail.

The police, who are bound by the law, apprehended said criminal in the act and with the goods fresh in her hands.
It seems that this is a crime that is becoming more and more wide spread through out the region especially with welfare cheques being slashed and old age security being frozen.

It seems that in the wee hours of the morning while everyone slept in their beds this granny would jump in her bright white van with the lights on high and scourer the neighborhoods for discarded furniture.
Yes, she steals garbage.

This woman is so stupid, not only does she steal garbage but drags it home, fixes what is broken then paints it to look new at her expense then gives it to the Salvation army to give to the needy.
What a stupid selfish bitch this is, steals from the city to give to the poor.
Hmmm sounds familiar.

You see, here it’s illegal to take things out of the garbage even if it is new and needed; it must be left to be taken away and crushed so that there could be more garbage in the world.
Once the stuff hits the sidewalk it belongs to the city and technically the one who put it there can’t take it back either.
Every garbage day there are people in pickups or vans driving around looking for treasures thrown out by someone not needing it any more.
One of my computers was thrown out minus the hard drive when it was brought tio me.
I guess I am in possession of stolen property LOL prove it.

I couldn’t believe it when I heard what they did.
The world is gone to shit with war and terrorism we arrest someone for caring and how fucken bored was the cop that arrested this woman.
I guess the donut shop was out of éclairs so he couldn’t get his sugar fix.
There are drug dealing rapists dragging women off into alleys but little old ladies are dragged of to jail by the police for being kind instead.

I guess you could say that the police always get their Man and Granny

Have a nice day

Walker