blue moon (2)

Friday, April 01, 2005


The Cabbie and the Nun
A cabbie picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old asI am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get backon the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied.
I must confess, I'm marriedand I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin, and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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