A kid today asked me ``Why do you say fuck so much``
Why the fuck do I know, because I'm Canadian.
No, that wasn’t my answer
So I think about it for a bit.
Let’s see, I was born on the border of Quebec and Ontario to immigrant parents.
On one side they want you to be French and on the other side they want you to be English.
At home they want you to be Greek.
The French don’t understand the English
The English don’t care to understand the French and the Greeks they never understand period but they all understand one word.
Fuck.
So my answer was simple.
``Fuck off kid``
Have a nice weekend
Walker
Manila, Philippines January 2015
9 years ago
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8 comments:
Because "Bugger Off" sounds so silly!
Be safe...
Top answer!!!!!
Lora_3: Yes is does
Peter: I thought so. Why sugar coat the truth ha ha ha
I love that answer! Fuck it! is my standard answer.
First of all, bro,
you need to stop saying FUCK.
It's truly trite N worthless
when you're standing before
Jesus at death's hour.
How do you grow-up? Literally?
...cuzz you N i know
1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, bro.
Ok. Here's the deal:
Yes, earthling, Im an NDE
(thus, my ethereal nomenclature) -
so I actually know God exists:
He rewards those who HONOR n RESPECT
Him and strive to follow His Laws;
for those who wanna know what
Seventh-Heaven holds for your
indelible, magnificent soul whom
God has so carefully crafted -
and if you're not too concerned
with WWIII and N. Korea,
you better follow us:
Find-out what RCIA means and join.
trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.
Doesnt matter if you dont yet believe.
You still gotta stand before Jesus.
Thus, Jesus will Divinely Judge YOU
on what you believe N sed in your
finite existence...
Jesus will either send you to Hellfire
for refusing to worship N honor Him...
Or send you to Purgatory which ALL git
out depending on how grave your sins
were... Puh-ray-zuh Gawwd you sed
you were sorry on earth N let Him be
the Guide in your lifelong demise...
Or perhaps Seventh-Heaven - ya never
know, dood, you could save a burning girl from a fire at the Last Moment
and perish which you'll become an
instant Saint.
Make Your Choice -SAW
First of all, bro,
you need to stop saying FUCK.
It's truly trite N worthless
when you're standing before
Jesus at death's hour.
How do you grow-up? Literally?
...cuzz you N i know
1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, bro.
Ok. Here's the deal:
Yes, earthling, Im an NDE
(thus, my ethereal nomenclature) -
so I actually know God exists:
He rewards those who HONOR n RESPECT
Him and strive to follow His Laws;
for those who wanna know what
Seventh-Heaven holds for your
indelible, magnificent soul whom
God has so carefully crafted -
and if you're not too concerned
with WWIII and N. Korea,
you better follow us:
Find-out what RCIA means and join.
trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.
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